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This is my area code. This person is definitely from my town, and can confirm the theory behind drinking that many apple pie shots can be appealing

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Beat ending to a movie ever is in 2 mamma 2 mia when the young and old versions of the characters including Meryl Streep all dance and sing super trouper together. All movies should end like this. Cher is even there.

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@reallyndacarter doesn’t seem to be the type to joke when it comes to cheese, but emergency Parmesan legit saved last night’s dinner when I made it into leftovers tonight. So thanks Lynda, for reminding me to keep a stash of emergency cheese

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This is a long shot, but does anyone know where I can find that one post about the Hollywood Chrises and how each of them is a different type of hot? I need it to show my coworkers lol

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all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

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Except for maybe Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again

you're so right about mamma mia thank you

THANK YOU i am right its the greatest movie known to mankind idk how its considered in the movie community but i consider it a work of art a cinematic masterpiece an evocative emotional wonder of a film there is no film better than this one.

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The 48th song on your top songs 2021 playlist predicts your 2022. How screwed are you?

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no matter what will happen tomorrow, nothing can recreate the feeling of being dead inside for months because of the lockdown and then completely on edge for days because of the presidential election, only to wake up to a text message that says “babe wake up, destiel is canon” and be hit by the fake news that putin is stepping down only seconds afterwards, like how are you supposed to recreate that feeling, how are you supposed to experience a mass hysteria like putindestielelection day ever again, I hope nothing will ever make me feel that way again but I will cherish that day for the rest of my life

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I don’t have a lot of cool things happen to me, but I can now say that I turned 13 on Friday the 13th and turned 30 on Friday the 13th.

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This is objectively worse than the “go to sleep” ad. Just leave us to shitpost in peace, we are BEGGING you

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You joke, but there really are plans for a Gaston and LeFou prequel series ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I’m almost 30, and I could not imagine dating someone 18-24ish. You guys are still SO young, take time to do your own thing and find out who you are. And if someone significantly older shows interest, stay alert.

okay look. i get a few asks every now and again about age gaps in relationships and i know that there are exceptions to every rule but.

i know three girls my age, twenty four, who are stuck in relationships that they shouldn’t be in because an older guy groomed them when they were young teens.

one was thirteen when a seventeen year old boy started flirting with her. she was flattered. she started lying to her parents and sneaking around with him. she fell in love with him. he says he loves her back, and maybe he thinks he does, but he doesn’t act like it. he quit his job without telling her when she was pregnant with their second child, almost singlehandedly raising their first, because he just felt like it. no regard for the family. and she laughed about it when she told me, like it was the funniest thing, like he hadn’t endangered all of them on a whim. because he’s done so much little shit over the years that she’s accustomed to it. he always gets his way and she cleans up his mess because she loves him.

another girl works a full time job and then comes home to cook and clean because her unemployed boyfriend refuses to. she was fourteen and he was eighteen when they started dating and she is still convinced he’s going to change. he quit smoking when she threatened to leave but literally weeks later, as soon as he’d cowed her back into submission, he took it up again, and then tried to paint her as a villain for ‘trying to take away his joy’.

all three girls become completely different people when their partners are around. quieter, smaller.

when it’s just us they laugh as they tell me about the men losing their tempers over something small, like knocking over chairs is a rational response to her asking if she can go away with her friends for a weekend.

they’ve been with these men since they were so young they cannot imagine their lives without them. their entire identities are forged around these uneven relationships.

and that’s the key - they’re uneven. i don’t doubt that two fifteen year olds can get together and stay together happily, because they both had the opportunity to grow up within the relationship, at the same pace. if it’s a fifteen year old and a nineteen year old, though, one has already done so much more growing than the other. they’re at completely different stages of development, they’re psychologically unable to have an equal balance of power in the relationship.

basically, please don’t be flattered by older people showing an interest in you. instead, consider why they don’t want to date someone their own age, who is far more likely to stand up to them when they get controlling. all relationships should have equal shares, but age gaps between early and late teens, or teens and adults, don’t allow that. please don’t take a chance on you being the exception to the rule.

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dear god I am begging you let me experience whatever I experienced on november 5th again one day

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Art for Sale!

I’ve been working on my calligraphy and I’ve made a few pieces that are ready to find new homes. There may be some small flaws, but they will be priced accordingly. They can be framed for an additional fee, and can be shipped internationally. Please DM me if you are interested!

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Alternatively, bitch you’re my friend of course I remembered

cc: @carisiismyhomeboy

“aw you remembered!” bitch i’m in love with you of course i remembered

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It’s a miracle our ancestors survived their childhood