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oh God I've abandoned you guys again I'm sorry omg I'm kinda going off Hetalia altogether tbh so?? might be gone a while, sorry. Follow my personal albatreeq if you wanna, and I might make an account for one of my human OCs since that's what I've been focusing on lately Bye :( ]

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my fave aspect of my mobile theme is how out of place the icon is

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Merca, a serene Somali seaside city, one of the oldest in Africa.

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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

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Important PSA

So,

if I ever:

Drop an RP

Say ‘yes let’s RP!’ and then quit answering

Say I’ll post an open and then don’t

Don’t respond to your starter

It’s because I forgot.

It’s because I forgot.

 NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT REMINDING ME.

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[Receives a picture text of a woman's full-body nude with the caption "you like this? ;)"] [Saves the photo] [Opens it in a drawing app] [Draws on a hijab and abaya] [Sends it back with the caption "I like this better :|"]

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Simple Gun Tips for Writers

I’m not anywhere near a gun specialist, but I’ve been raised around them and I know enough that I can tell you most things on tv you see guns doing is bullshit. So here are some simple tips:

There is no muzzle flash when a shot gun or hand gun is fired. Never. Not once. Not on hand guns or shot guns have I ever seen a muzzle flash in real life.

Guns are fucking loud. Shot guns are louder than hand guns, but if you’re not wearing protective gear, even hand guns are fuck all loud and can blow out your hearing for a while.

Bullet shells are hot. If they come out of the gun and touch you, on clothes or not, they will burn you. They literally just went through a mini explosion and came out of hot metal.

On that note: After firing, the barrel of a gun and the muzzle of a gun are hot. Hot enough to burn you. No one experienced with guns is going to grab the barrel of a shot gun after it was just fired in their face.

Contrary to Wanted you can not bend the trajectory of a bullet. Like, that literally doesn’t make any sense if you know anything about any sorts of physics.

Fucking aim. Like, very very experienced shooters can whip a gun out of a holster (or lord forbid the waist line of their pants) and maybe shoot somewhere near where they intended, but that’s also if they know their gun. But, yeah, there is no instinctual dead shot in the heart. Hence why hunting is fucking hard and why shooters that have been hunting/shooting for twenty to fifty years have a hard time dropping a buck.

There’s this thing called a kick back. So, the way guns work is that their is basically a mini explosion that happens in the gun and propels the bullet or shell forward through the barrel and out the muzzle. This explosion, in all guns, not just shot guns and high caliber rifles, can cause the gun to jerk back and can push back the entire body of an unexperienced shooter. It really hurts your shoulder, too.

So, there you go. If you have any questions you can ask me and if I don’t know the answer I can ask my dad or grandpa.

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when people like my ocs and want to know more about them

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dobrebopolskie replied to your post “Is Turkey in this thing?”

He couldn't handle the sequins this year.

neschimbator replied to your post “Is Turkey in this thing?”

Oh God forbid, no.

Then it is confirmed I am not watching this white people bulls--t. 

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One of the Most Precious Resources on Earth: Clean Water

Source: Seametrics

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Fav black male models???

kyle forde

jordun love

dorian cobb

adonis bosso

geron mckinley

rael costa

broderick hunter

yassine rahal

jay kirton

isha blaaker

boyd alves

daje barbour

cykeem white

leonardo taiwo

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eyerolling so hard that you actually flip over and do a back flip.

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how do you have such fast internet in africa :O

we use coconut fibers to make ethernet cords brb my lion’s running away 

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the actual struggle of being one of the few non Europe RPers when Euro//vision's on

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The post didn't even necessarily insult the performers it just said the African performers would be better like yeesh anon calm doon

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Is Turkey in this thing?

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how about you do your thing without attacking our performers on our tag? :)

I didn't tag it with anything so how is it in "your tag." If it did end up in there it wasn't intentional. By the way, Abdirahim isn't a real person. This is a bloody /RP blog/. Can people on here not handle fictional characters making a light-hearted joke about their wee show omg