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Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

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fish am good

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hes so innocent look at that blush he surely doesnt have some evil agenda or something unpredictable like that

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toe holding

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real footage of two dimensions intertwining...or three

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dagger

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We did this just for fun.🤣🤣🤣

Fic credits to Millie. She said: “no beta. inspired by Discord friends — thank you all.”

There’s another mini fic coming up. The author is currently working on the English translation🤣 Thank you for your patience

All text is purely for parody and tabloid-style effect; it does not reflect our actual views. We’re not native English speakers — please excuse any awkward phrasing or word choices!🙏❤️

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I'm soooo Ruth Fleming, because I'm a sapphic nerdy theater kid and highschool is in fact killing me (I'm so fucking dead)

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diva alert !!

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He said nonchalantly with his resting bitch face as it tilted its head like a fucking cat

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Most likely been done before but. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

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"I asked ChatGPT" oh YEAH well I asked my squip and it said to put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!! Best advice ever!!

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This is honestly my favorite shitpost to date

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happy pride chat 🤑🤑

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