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Seadweller Lingo: A master post

Muck breather - an insult for seadwellers: basically calling other seadwellers idiots. (IE: To stupid to move to clean water)

Bilge (Prefix) - Means disgusting, and gross, like stagnant water in the bottom of a boat. (IE: Bilge breath means bad breath, and bilge bulge means ‘stank bulge’ )

Wader - Means a shallow seadweller, or a seadweller who doesn’t go into the deep. (IE: “He’s such a wader.” could mean he’s either arrogant, or a chicken.)

Fish (Prefix/Suffix) - General Insult. (IE: “Fish face, Fish Dick, Fish Fucker” etc etc)

Stomach full of Garbage - Some one who’s boastful, or full of themselves. Originates from seadwellers who used to brag to be able to stomach the garbage pollution no sweat but only ended up with a “stomach of garbage.” (IE: “Don’t listen to them, they’ve got a stomach of garbage")

Dry Days - An illness after exposure to dry, hot, environments without constantly dampening themselves. The symptoms are similar to a cold, except body temperature plummets and bodily fluids excretion stops almost completely until they recover. The skin probably also gets slightly cracked and is sore, and most of the time it’s recommended they submerge themselves in water to help with this.

Swampdweller - Psuedo-insult. Usually means the seadweller in question is very unkempt/gross looking. (IE: “Ugh, he’s such a fuckin’ swampdweller, he fuckin’ reeks like a bog.”) Note, Actual swamp dwellers are a completely different thing, and most of the time, referred to as a myth.

Blood Breather - Warning about other seadwellers. Means a very dangerous, borderline sociopathic seadweller. (IE: “That fucker is a crazy blood breather, don’t fuck wit’ him.” )

Flutter Fins - Cry baby. (IE: “Don’t be such a set of flutter fins, it didn’t hurt THAT bad.” )

Skuttlefish - Skittish seadweller. (IE: Scaredy Cat.)

Frogfarmer - Used in reference to a custodian who only allows their grub/wriggler to be completely aquatic until an unnaturally late stage (3-5 sweeps) usually negative.

Tadpole - (See Above) is used to refer to the trolls raised by these custodians. Originates from a frog’s tendency to be aquatic until adulthood.

Mouth Breather -A general insult, usually used to be derogatory to land dwelling seadwellers. (IE: “Fuckin’ mouth breathers, such a shame they waste their lives on land.” )

Gill cloggers - Areas of ocean that have so many particles in them that it can cause the gills to be unable to filter the water properly and result in breathing problems. (IE: Usually used as a warning about poluted places.)

Slackgill - The seadweller equivalent to asthma due to a trolls inability to filter the normal amount of salt/dirt/etc in the water.  (IE: “I can’t go to the party, there’s floaters, and I’m a slackgill.”)

Anemone - A term used to describe a toxic, and persistent, ‘friend.’ and or a tiring individual. (IE: “God, she’s such a fuckin’ anemone, I can’t get rid of her!” )

Snail - Some one who’s good at keeping a friend group positive/clean of toxic people. Slang for a mediator. (IE: “You’s such a sweet snail, babe, keepin’ the assholes at bay.” )

Shift your colours - To be two faced, deceitful, or to change who you are around certain people.(IE: “She’s such an octopus, she’s constantly changing her colours.” )

Hoist your colours - To show your true face, or who you really are. (IE: “That bastard hoisted his colours when he cheated on me.” )

Freshwater Fish - Used to refer to a troll who recently moved into the area, regardless of actual water origin. Usually because they lack knowledge of the area they’re moving into, much like a freshwater fish in saltwater.

Coral Reef - Usually used to describe a group of very hot/strong trolls all together in a group…but with much less attractive/weaker trolls swarming them like fish in a reef.

Venthead - A troll who’s easily angered. Likened into really hot underwater air vents. (IE: “He loses his shit to much, he’s such a venthead.” )

Beached - Replacement idiom for “Caught between a rock and a hard place.” (Also see: beached like a whale.)

Plastic bag - Someone who always ends up ruining something but without realizing it. Unintentionally toxic person.

My Boat is docked. - Currently in a relationship, or alternatively, “I am so fucking done with you.”

Sushi - Dead meat (IE: “I'mma turn you into sushi here in a fuckin’ second if you keep that shit up!” )

Sea baked - A term to for intense blushing or sunburned. Usually means a seadweller who got caught in the sun.

Viperfish - Troll who has bad teeth but smiles anyway. (Also see: Snaggle tooth.)

Aquarium(s) - Prison, slang term for Jail, or any kind of enclosure meant for keeping some one captive.

Fisherman/Fishermen - Police officers, or any one who works for the Empire. Also can be used for Bounty Hunters.

Green Gills - Mostly used for some one who is being envious, but, can actually mean some some one who’s sick.

Low Tide - Feeling down, under the weather. (Also see: Under the docks.)

Pod/School - Slang for “This is my posse/crew/squad.”

Caught in a net - Caught red handed.

Floating - Euphonism for being high.

Floaters - Popheads/druggies.

Drifting - Coming down from a high.

Bobbing along - Dazed/Confused/Out of it.

Fried Fish - Fish who’s about to be put on death row/is on death row.

Fish Fillet’d - Sun burnt, or over heated seadweller.

Shark Attack/Going Jaws - Seadweller who is going on a rampage.

Feeding Frenzy - High activity place, or a place that is in constant rush hour.

Trenched - Extreme introvert.

Tide goer - Extreme extrovert.

Guppy - Baby seadweller. Usually a term of endearment. 

My Bay - Obvious slang misspelling of “My bae.” 

Moonies - Landwellers who have alot of seadwelling friends.

Paper Scales - Soft skinned.

Stone Scales - Tough Skinned.

Leviathan(s) - Generally used as an insult to elder seawelling trolls, in reference to the Eldrich Horrors. 

Out at sea - Means some one who’s not all there in the head. Generally used to be derogatory towards those who are mentally ill. 

Sexually Related Slang under the cut:

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her: send me a picture so i know you aren’t a catfish ;)

me: my friend took this when i wasn’t looking lol

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ohhh... saurry, i um

over looked it partially

my bad. my eyes start drifting off the screen when large bodies of text are involved

that’s pretty cool, i haven’t met many therapists before, i mean there were child therapists yeah, but it always felt like they were talking down to me because of my size

um

maybe i could come down to your office some time or something and meet you for a session or whatever? i don’t think i need therapy, but it’d be nice to see how it all goes an stuff

NO, I STATED IN THE FIRST POST THAT I’VE OPENED AN OFFICE FOR MYSELF IN A COMMUNITY CENTER THAT’S CLOSE TO THE BREEDING APARTMENTS.

I DECIDED TO JOIN THE BREEDER PROGRAM AS A CIVIC DUTY TO MY PEOPLE, AND THE HUMAN AND TROLL RACE.

AND EVEN THOUGH THERE SEEMS TO NOT BE PEOPLE LIKE THAT, THERE ARE QUITE A FEW PEOPLE FROM OLD ALTERNIA STILL ALIVE, AND SUFFER GREATLY FROM THINGS SUCH AS PTSD.

ONE SUCH I HAVE OBSERVED IS SAMUS ARAN, FROM TELLINGS OF OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BREEDING PROGRAM.

ALSO, I’VE SPIED QUITE A FEW AROUND TOWN. AND SOME PEOPLE FROM MY OLD SCHOOL WHO QUITE HONESTLY MIGHT BE OFF THEIR FUCKING ROCKERS, IF THEY RETAINED PERSONALITY TRAITS FROM THEIR CHILDHOOD.

EVEN I NEED THERAPY. I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL THERAPIST.

AND ACTUALLY, I AM ATTEMPTING TO VOLUNTEER FOR STUDYING PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF VENDING MACHINE PRODUCTS. EMPRESS HASN’T GOTTEN BACK TO ME ON THAT ONE YET.

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people be like

‘nothings permanent’ and ‘in 200 years everything we know will be dead’ but like

consider the following

turtles can live for a long, long time.

whose to say a turtle won’t be around 200 years from now

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Ocean and Beach Posts

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can’t remember the last time i was happy w my life as a whole and not just some fleeting activity i was doing at the time

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...wow that’s a lot. uh

and you get a lot of business, then, i’m guessing? i mean, i haven’t seen too many people with those sorta problems, but maybe i’m just not attentive enough. or psychologists are just that good, eheh.

so why are you here then, if you’re a psychologist? i mean, shouldn’t you have your own office somewhere, instead of in the breeding apartments?

unless

you’re working two jobs?

SINCE I FINISHED GRAD SCHOOL AND JOINED THE BREEDER PROGRAM.

I’M DR. KARKAT VANTAS, AT YOUR SERVICE.

ALSO, AREN’T YOU A BIT YOUNG TO BE A BREEDER?

I MEAN, EVEN FOR A TYRIAN OF AGE, YOU’RE TINY.

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the signs as dogs

aries -  siberian husky

taurus - corgi

gemini - irish setter

cancer - beagle

leo - dalmatian

virgo - labrador retriever

libra - miniature dachshund

scorpio - shiba inu

sagittarius - rottweiler

capricorn - german shepherd

aquarius - bernese mountain dog

pisces - samoyed

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actually i’m both... but hey, what a mean thing to say! i’m eight sweeps old, nearly nine! thats old enough!

3:V i didn’t know we needed psychologists

hi. i’m morgan pendra

I’VE SET MY OFFICE UP IN THE COMMUNITY BUILDING. DR. VANTAS’ SERVICES FOR THE FLOATING CITY OF NEW ALTERNIA ARE OPEN.

ROOM 15, BASEMENT LEVEL. FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT WHEN YOU COME IN FROM THE ELEVATOR.

ALSO COME IF YOU JUST WANNA TALK OR HAVE SOME COFFEE.

DON’T THREATEN MY PLANTS.

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i what??? when did we get a psychologist???

I’VE SET MY OFFICE UP IN THE COMMUNITY BUILDING. DR. VANTAS’ SERVICES FOR THE FLOATING CITY OF NEW ALTERNIA ARE OPEN.

ROOM 15, BASEMENT LEVEL. FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT WHEN YOU COME IN FROM THE ELEVATOR.

ALSO COME IF YOU JUST WANNA TALK OR HAVE SOME COFFEE.

DON’T THREATEN MY PLANTS.

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neopets be like

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FICTIONAL LOVING FATHERS

FICTIONAL LOVING VILLAIN FATHERS

FICTIONAL LOVING VILLAIN FATHERS WHO TREAT THEIR CHILDREN WITH LOVE AND RESPECT AND LIKE THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO THEM.

I WOULD BLOW UP THE MOON FOR YOU MY TINY CHILD

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getting commissioned to draw my own characters/designs more like CLUTCHES CHEST FALLS TO KNEES STARTS CRYING

i missed this stupid feral ;v; THANK U FOR COMMISSIONING ME BBY <333

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Hot potato, hot potato Hot potato, hot potato Hot potato, hot potato Potato Potato, Potato, Potato

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> Morgan: Not so secretly own a pair of these panties

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posting a shellfie!!

3:P

(by Ethan, who runs Widdow and Rundas)