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They’re judging you

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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love

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his first ever call from his dad. have you thought about it

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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Q: When you first met that character, and you seemed a little standoffish and maybe threatened, and not a big fan. Do you think it's because deep down you had these... something there brewing, but you didn't know what it was?

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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putting that elven height to use

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Mercy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Yerin: Several traffic violations.

Lindon: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Eithan: Also, that’s not our car.

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Our good friend, Jonathan

He's a madman, he's a little lawyer boy, his mortal weakness is paprika and anyone that hurts his wife is getting chased down with a very large kukri knife-

Commissions open!

@corvys.clover on Instagram

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Eithan

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His silly rabbit

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Fanmade Webtoon Promo for Cradle Series by Will Wight!!! I’ve been caught in Cradle-verse and got so invested in it and IMO it doesn’t have the recognition it deserves. This webtoon contains out of context spoilers up to Vol 5, but I kept it vague enough that it shouldn’t ruin your enjoyment of the series. 

Please read Cradle! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for free, if not you can start in “Unsouled”

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i think more ace attorney fans should watch the live action film i think it is a very fun movie and even with some of its changes i still find it a good adaptation.. it introduces some fun stuff too like giving phoenix a white coat to contrast with edgeworths black one. also fun to notice when you watch that phoenix’s actors smile is very :3 shaped and i think that is so silly.

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Rereading Soulsmith and this scene made me laugh