sortarapunzel
sortarapunzel
the real sage of brooms
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juno / mid 20s | current phase: tatort saarbrücken of all things | i use tons of umbrella tags for things only barely related bc im lazy (but you can also ask to tag and i will!)
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sortarapunzel · 1 hour ago
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@summerofbuddie 2025 // week four — heatwave warning
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sortarapunzel · 3 hours ago
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Tatort Saarbrücken
Das fleißige Lieschen (2020) Der Herr des Waldes (2021) Das Herz der Schlange (2022) Die Kälte der Erde (2023) Der Fluch des Geldes (2024) Das Ende der Nacht (2025)
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sortarapunzel · 5 hours ago
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sortarapunzel · 10 hours ago
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sortarapunzel · 12 hours ago
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Alter DfL macht mich in Sachen character introduction sooo fertig. Leos Story wird fast 1:1 über Lida Tellmann gespiegelt, die jahrelang hilflos bei der Schikane ihrer Familie zugeschaut hat bis sie irgendwann dann doch eingeschritten ist. Und Adams Persönlichkeit wird über ZWEI Brüder gespiegelt, einer die Idealvorstellung des Patriarchen und ein toxisches, herzloses Arschloch und der andere ein trauriger, liebevoller, suizidaler schwuler Mann. Und Leo/Lida erschlägt die toxisch männliche Idealvorstellung. und mit diesem Wissen soll ich ruhig schlafen können
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sortarapunzel · 14 hours ago
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hab endlich nachgegeben und den saarbrücken tatort geschaut. y'all weren't lying. adam schürk your wet patheticness has bewitched me body and soul
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sortarapunzel · 16 hours ago
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You're losin' me Stop (stop, stop), you're losin' me Stop (stop, stop), you're losin' me I can't find a pulse My heart won't start anymore
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sortarapunzel · 19 hours ago
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BUCK + believing in curses / the supernatural
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sortarapunzel · 21 hours ago
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Murderbot + Onion Headlines [4/?]
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sortarapunzel · 23 hours ago
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🍈 melon 🍈
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sortarapunzel · 1 day ago
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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.
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the wolfdietrich-schnurre-bibliothek kids' section has the cutest furniture i have ever seen!
(18/60)
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“lol Arthur Conan Doyle clearly didn’t know anything about drugs. Sherlock Holmes did cocaine but it calmed him down. That’s not how cocaine works!”
There are two options: Arthur Conan Doyle had never met someone addicted to cocaine or he met some with ADHD who was addicted to cocaine
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sortarapunzel · 1 day ago
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He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??
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sortarapunzel · 2 days ago
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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true
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sortarapunzel · 2 days ago
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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
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