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5sos Fam

The 5SOSFam used to be 5sosFUN but now we aren't 5sosFINE *dramatically plays amnesia*

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Different kinds of 5SOSFam while 5SOS is on hiatus

ㅡ The Waiters

• “I’ll wait til 5sos comes back”

• I’m a loyal bitch

• Still can’t get over in sgfg

ㅡ The 5soser that became Kpoper

• can’t resist anymore

• waiting is boring

• still loves 5sos tho

ㅡ The Updaters

• LUKE W/ PETUNIA ON IG STORY

• LUKE W/ PETUNIA

• W/ PETUNIA

• PETUNIA

• MICHAEL WITH CRYSTAL

• ASHTON BOUGHT A SUNGLASS

• CALUM SOMEWHERE BREATHING

ㅡ The 5sos3

• WHERE THE HELL IS 5SOS3 FUCK U 5SOS WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT IS THIS FOR THE 5SOSFAM

• every time that 5SOS will tweet, They’ll reply with “Where’s 5SOS3”

• BITCH I’M READY

ㅡ The Deadt Like Idols

• Deadt# like 5SOS

• forgots their twt password

• forgots their twt username

• who the hell is 5sos

• will comeback if 5sos also comeback

ㅡ The Tissue Collector

• re-watched all old 5sos vids

• plays old 5sos songs in shuffle

• Misses 5sos

• looking at the old photos will cry

• looks like experiencing breakup but just have tissues scattered to her room bc cri to 5sos

• automatically becames emo whenever hearing 5sos musics

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Miss

My friend: do you miss me?

Me: lol but you're not fetus 5sos.

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I'M- ctto

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Happy Birthday precious boy, i love you so much

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GIRLS TALK BOYS

Me: *been listening to girls talk boys for the 100999999th times

Mom: Dear maybe we should talk

Me: *heard the word talk

Me again: w WJHEN tHE GIRLS WHEN THE GIRLS TALK WHEN THE GIRLS TALK BOYSJSKSHSJ

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Hate

Me: I hate 5SOS

*after 0.1 second*

Me: *saved 1005 pictures of 5SOS*

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MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD

Michael: *does nothing*

Fans be like: OMGSJDH THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL OMFHSHA DO IT AGAIN PLEASE. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. WORK OF ART. YOU'RE A MASTERPIECE.

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Marriage

Me: please sign here.

Luke: sure

Me: thank you

Luke: wait is that a marriage contract?!

Me: YES BYE. *disappeared*

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Imagine

Calum: Knock Knock

You: who's there?

Calum: atch

You: atch who

Calum: are you sneezing?

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20 years from now...

Teacher: what are tadpoles?

Ashton's son: tadpoles are baby turtle

Teacher: who told you? It's wrong

Ashton's son: My father!

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Hotness overload

ME: *scrolling down through my tl & seeing 5sos slfl pics & they're sweaty*

*scroll fast for me not to see it*

ME: I don't want to die yet

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that one job

Middle of the night...

Parents: *sleeping*

Siblings: *sleeping*

Dog: *sleeping*

Obama: *sleeping*

Queen Elizabeth: *sleeping*

Peoples in the city: *sleeping*

Me: *blogging*

*fangirling*

*voting 5sos*

*re-watching 5sos vids*

*no sleep*

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Look how beautiful he is 😍😍

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Me when Puberty hits 5sos:

- What is air? - How to breathe? - I feel like I’m so close to the sun, why it’s so hot? - * insert Calum’s voice saying “eMerGeD, puberty” *

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My phone contains:

100% Picture of 5SOS 0% Picture of me

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Me during math class