soulsnewbie

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Back on my bs

Haven’t played dark souls in a while but this one project I’m workin on is drawing me back in 😭

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I turned him into a patch ✋

Silly sun man is going on the thrifted pants

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Someone needs to make a rhythm game like guitar hero or beat saber but it’s knights or like dark souls themed

I like the idea of like a pink and frilly game but the characters are like these knights in clunky war riddled armor and swords, like project sekai but the characters from dark souls and elden ring

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YES-

this exactly. I think Petrus of Thorolund and the “nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” People fro Monty Python would also be a good group.

Same with solaire and the “we are the knights that say ni! We are looking for…a shrubbery!”

I need a crossover of Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Dark Souls actually

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Day 3 of Dark Souls

I made it to the darkroom garden and found the hidden bonfire, screw these ent guys I want solaire back

Also met siegmeyer, he’s an absolute doll I love him also

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RIP Solaire you would’ve loved 90’s-00’s boybands

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I need a crossover of Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Dark Souls actually

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DAY 2 OF DARK SOULS

I beat the Taurus Demon finally- and honestly it’s kinda sad that I didn’t beat him sooner cuz I just had one good run and it took me maybe two minutes…

Anyways 🤘

PH ALSO I MET SOLAIRE HES MY FAVORITE GOOBER

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I just think he’s neat, I imagine him in the beginning as like “I’m the chosen one? Yippee!” Yk lmao

This is him, these are the same image

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Genuinely I forgot you can just go back to the bonfire and level up no wonder the boss was so hard- cuz I’m a little level 9 knight being DUMB. I’m level 15 now and put all the points towards strength and one to health lol

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🤭🤭

🔆 .

It's the sunbro himself!

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EXACTLYYYY

to me, a masked or armoured person lifting their headgear enough to show the line of their lovely jaw or a hint of red from their bottom lip is the equivalent of a victorian maiden showing her calves.

(slag)

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still thinking about his anor londo dialogue

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souls games arent horny. just look at dark souls 3, with the npc who begs you to touch her, the witch whose set of clothes is especially stinky and dirty from her not showering in forever, the marriage scene, the big titty worm girlfriend who rebirths you, the boss that's a giant slime in the process of devouring a transgender wizard,

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How do y’all do this so easily- I’m trying to beat the Taurus demon at the start of the game and he’s actually kicking my ass-

Ik there’s cheap shots w climbing the tower and jumping down, and having him fall off the bridge but I can’t get it to WORK

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I gotta get back into drawing and I think dark souls is what’s gonna do it

every once and a while I have to paint a knight to reorient myself...

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Pacific Rim is the best movie ever made for the same reason Sif is the best boss in Dark Souls. It's not bcs of quality or craftmanship or whatever it's bcs when I hear "giant robots fighting giant monsters with the power of love" and "huge wolf with a big fucking sword" I am overcome with the urge to scream "HELL FUCKING YEAH" at the top of my lungs before headbutting a wall so hard I leave a dent in the plaster.