| Hermes | she/they | 20s | Australia | I write fan-fiction when the fancy hits me. Disabled queer person. Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate 3 are my game (with some period dramas thrown in for variety). est. 2011prev. url elroncl
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Dragon Age Inquisition
Ben-Hassrath training, remember? Grew up learning to manipulate people. When it’s a hostile target, you give them what they want. But when it’s someone you care about, you give them what they need.
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DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION | REPLAY ➤ Meeting Vivienne de Fer
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Mages of DA2 for @companionszine ✨✨
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you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi
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she has a dead brother… if I had a nickel for every time a dragon age companion said they wanted to protect people because of their dead brother, I would have two nickels… it’s not a lot but why the fuck did it have to happen twice
god I want to like Bellara so freaking bad but her writing is not the best, how does putting in a bunch of energy crystals equal an expository dialogue about “not being good enough” in her personal quest, and why do all these arlathan-based Dalish elves have American accents
#Bellara#cassandra pentaghast#WHY ARE YOU SERIOUS#my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined#da#da:tvg#gimme something new from the companions#but I’m not holding my breath#I know Cassandra would’ve been a righteous tank#without her brother being killed#but yeah it’s implied she’s so furious against blood mages#bc of what happened to her brother#blah blah blah Bellara I wanted to like her
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god I want to like Bellara so freaking bad but her writing is not the best, how does putting in a bunch of energy crystals equal an expository dialogue about “not being good enough” in her personal quest, and why do all these arlathan-based Dalish elves have American accents
#it’s like sera and merrill had a lacklustre baby#veil jumpers as a whole sound like an amazing faction#but only getting good information abt them from TN and comics#is just#why does the story feel like it jumps from place to place#very little transition scenes#gimme welsh dalish elves again pls#also I hate that you can’t speak with ANYONE outside of a fucking cutscene#devastated I can’t pester Morrigan with questions#or Varric with questions#it sucks so bad#there are bits I enjoy about veilguard#but the bad outweighs it most of the time#da#da:tvg#bellara#tvg spoilers#veilguard spoilers#veilguard critical
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I shall endeavor to exist with less offense.
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its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat
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Dragon Age Inquisition II Caer Oswin + Scenery
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re-reading white oleander again for the x number of times
Astrid magnussen is autism-coded
#white oleander#each time I reread this book#it’s like looking into a mirror#I found it when I was 12 and I never let it go#I am 27 now
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So this is my 3rd attempt at tumblr account so if you've already seen some of my works around but from diff accounts - don't worry, im just a fool that keeps reposting them
For now here's my little short king
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I need to be a well off couple's third and I do not want to be on equal footing with them relationship-wise. I do want to be the secondary partner here, the kind who does weird sex things they don't normally do with each other and gets flaunted like a party trick over martinis to show how worldly they are. I want to sit on one of their Eames chairs and gaze into the eyes of their useless designer dog and realize that me and it are one and the same, that I am just another set piece, and plan my escape not before exploiting their networks in the arts and local politics and penning a novella that leaves readers to wonder where the fact ends and the fiction begins.
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i’m so glad I love the three dragon age games and the rotting whale carcass we have to feed off of like hagfish to shit out a better fanon after a thorough digestion
#veilguard critical#da#dragon age#looking at the concept art makes me cry#going to pick it apart like crazy#and make my OWN urgh#devastated that they got rid of the keep#devastated Cole was meant to be an advisor and got cut#ptext
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Rest in Peace (2008-2024)
Harriett the Chariot, Duchess and Vice Admiral of Lesser Bipeds
Thank you. Thank you for everything.
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"It can be argued that an immortal would have to be distant, or eventually all it would know is loss. What would our world look like to such a creature? What actions would they be capable of when everything except themselves is fleeting and therefore of little relevance to eternity? If we as elvhen discover a path back to what we were, we must be sure that the path is wide enough for all. For the individual who stumbles into that journey, who endures when all else is dust, can only be alone." - Keeper Ilan'ta
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No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.
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