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🔒 "Salvation Promised"

Written for audenrain for Smut 4 Smut 2025!

The Wardens? Schismed down the Waking Sea. Weisshaupt? Fallen. The Veilguard? Devastated. Varric Tethras? In trouble with his wife.

The Hawke siblings? Somehow stay winning.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)

Relationship: Female Hawke/Varric Tethras

Characters: Female Hawke (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Rook (Dragon Age)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Varric Tethras Lives, Davrin; Taash; Carver; and Anders are here too, Post-Dragon Age: The Veilguard Quest - The Siege of Weisshaupt, Reunions, Reunion Sex, Non-Penetrative Sex, Frottage, mentioned minor character death, Mild Pain Kink, Undefined Rook (Dragon Age)

Chapters: 2/2

Words: 3,889

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"Pick A Bed And Fall Into It"

Gifted to me for the Smut 4 Smut 2025 exchange!

After a hunt, the Dragonborn gets up close and personal with one of her new shield-brothers.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Relationship: Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn/Farkas (Elder Scrolls)

Additional Tags: Vaginal Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Casual Sex, face down ass up, Doggy Style, Drunk Sex, Desperate Arousal, Enthusiastic Consent, Just the Tip, Masturbating And Coming Inside, orc dragonborn - Freeform

Words: 1,261

[sourfacedlemon]

🔒 "Wherever You Are (it's pretty simple)"

Written for littlebarghest for Nobody Expects The Dragon Age Smutquisition 2025 (@dasmutquisition)!

Davrin goes home to the Necropolis with Rook to meet the family. They don't quite get there, but they have plenty of fun in the meantime.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Other

Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)

Relationship: Davrin/Rook (Dragon Age)

Additional Tags: Mourn Watcher Rook (Dragon Age), Mage Rook (Dragon Age), Nonbinary Rook (Dragon Age), Xe/Hir Pronouns, Post-Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Vaginal Sex, Riding, Couch Sex, no beta we die like man

Words: 3,962

[sourfacedlemon]

🔒 "Amorous Fervor"

Written for phoenixspencer for Nobody Expects The Dragon Age Smutquisition 2025 (@dasmutquisition)!

The Lighthouse is a refuge for both spirit and mortal seeking shelter. Some of them are more trouble than others.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)

Relationship: Lucanis Dellamorte/Viago de Riva, Lucanis Dellamorte/Viago de Riva/Spite, Viago de Riva/Spite

Additional Tags: Post-Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Minor Andarateia Cantori/Viago de Riva, i have taken that dialogue about them being on and off a lot to heart, Developing Relationship, he thinks about teia a lot but like. that's incredibly in-character., sex pollen? aphrodisiac? no! lust spirit shenanigans!, References to Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights (2020), First Kiss, First Time, Anal Sex, One brief allusion to past sexual violence, Biting, Mild Pain Kink, no betas we die like man

Words: 8,388

[sourfacedlemon]

"A Delicate Negotiation"

Gifted to me for Nobody Expects The Dragon Age Smutquisition 2025 ( @dasmutquisition )!

Viago is not a royal bastard but a legitimate heir to the throne. Teia Cantori is an up and coming assassin, eager to prove herself. Prince Viago isn't her target but she's willing to kill him to get to her target if she has to. Naturally, sex ensues.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types

Relationship: Andarateia Cantori/Viago de Riva

Additional Tags: Vaginal Sex, Assassination, Banter, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, Bathing/Washing

Words: 4,626

[sourfacedlemon]

"heady & sweet & and worthy (to be held down)" 🔒

More quests at The Pearl means more time to make mistakes.

Written for Itylien for the Consent Issues Exchange 2024!

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins

Relationship: Alistair/Sten (Dragon Age)

Additional Tags: Pre-Dragon Age: Origins Quest - The Landsmeet, The Pearl (Dragon Age), Accidental Drug Use, Aphrodisiacs, First Time, Reaver Alistair (Dragon Age), Scents & Smells, POV Alistair (Dragon Age), POV Sten (Dragon Age), Dubious Consent, Intoxication, Anal Sex, Consent Issues Exchange 2024, Consent Issues, Slightly Clinical Sex

Words: 3,919

Chapters: 2/2

Collections: Consent Issues Exchange 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

"in another time, in another place"

Gifted to me for the Consent Issues Exchange 2024!

Spite appears at Emmrich's door, overcome with a mysterious affliction.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Rape/Non-Con

Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard

Relationships: Lucanis Dellamorte/Spite/Emmrich Volkarin, Spite/Emmrich Volkarin

Additional Tags: Consent Issues, Hand Jobs, Sex Pollen, (more or less)

Words: 1,725

Collections: Consent Issues Exchange 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

"conquered with courage" 🔒

Pinch hit for the Multifandom Tropefest 2024

Geralt doesn't make it to Kaer Morhen for winter and finds somewhere else to shelter.

Rating: Explicit

Fandom: Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Iorveth

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alpha Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Alpha Iorveth, Accidental Bonding, One Night Stands, Rape Roleplay, Under-negotiated Kink, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mild Blood, Anal Sex, Not blood kink but certainly some blood presence

Words: 3,534

Collections: Multifandom Tropefest 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

"virtue nor blade" 🔒

Written for forsworn ( @forswornn ) for the Flash Flood 2024 exchange!

Xenk Yendar and Edgin Darvis team up to investigate suspicious happenings and find themselves happening suspiciously. Also Ed hates mind magic and Xenk hasn't gotten laid in half a century.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Relationship: Edgin Darvis/Xenk Yendar

Additional Tags: Magic Made Them Do It, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Dubious Consent, hot new trope called self-aware sex pollen: the flesh is willing but the spirit is annoyed as hell, Knotting, magical mishaps

Words: 1,731

Collections: Flash Flood 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

Written for Siderea ( @siderealdei ) for the 2024 Smut Wars Exchange ( @smut-wars-exchange )!

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"(And I like you)" 🔒

The Inquisitor's brother (and the Inquisitor himself, truth be told) is a strange and somewhat disturbing man. Dorian Pavus could use more of that energy in his life.

Rating: Mature

Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Savage Opress/Dorian Pavus

Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, Alien/Human Relationships, Minor Darth Maul & Savage Opress, Minor Darth Maul & Dorian Pavus, Dragon Age: Inquisition Quest - Last Resort of Good Men, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Nightbrother Culture & Customs (Star Wars), hey yall the nightbrothers make me SAD, Alien Cultural Differences, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, POV Dorian Pavus, Darth Maul is the Inquisitor but It Ain't About Him

Words: 3,162

Part 1 of "hollow but we're brave"

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"veins run red and blue" 🔒

Dorian Pavus and Savage Opress against the world. (One of them, at least.)

Rating: Explicit

Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Savage Opress/Dorian Pavus

Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, Alien/Human Relationships, Alien Cultural Differences, Nightbrother Culture & Customs (Star Wars), POV Dorian Pavus, Purring, Savage Opress Does Not Have A Big Dick, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Darth Maul is the Inquisitor but It Ain't About Him, one cheeky use of 'brother' but like in a brothers-in-arms nightbrother kind of way

Words: 1,440

Part 2 of "hollow but we're brave"

[sourfacedlemon]

Creators Have Been Revealed!

Thank you to those who fulfilled assignments, those who stepped up to pinch hit, those who created treats, and especially to those who were able to leave feedback on various works in the exchange.

If you haven’t yet, please visit the collection and leave some kudos/comments for our writers and artists.

We have always been impressed by how giving this community is; this year has been no exception! Thank you for warming the cockles of Xenon the Antiquarian’s heart — and believe us, that’s hard to do.

If you would like, please feel free to advertise your works on your social media accounts, redate works to today’s date on AO3, and/or make rec lists of works in the exchange you’ve enjoyed! Here on tumblr, @ us directly with @black-emporium-exchange or use the tag #black emporium exchange so we can reblog & signal boost your posts.

We hope to see you again next year!

[sourfacedlemon]

“a hundred jewels between teeth” 🔒

Written for amarmeme ( @amarmeme ) for the 2024 Black Emporium Exchange ( @black-emporium-exchange )!

It's funny, but Alistair can picture it, a small pale little Morrigan child with enormous bright eyes and ragged clothing, hiding behind some shrubbery and watching an unfamiliar being of beauty and wealth. It's a shockingly cute image.

Less so, the one that follows it. He can see that one as well.

Rating: Teen

Category: F/M

Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins

Relationship: Alistair/Morrigan (Dragon Age)

Additional Tags: Minor Female Aeducan & Alistair (Dragon Age), Morrigan's Golden Mirror, Developing Relationship, Gift Giving, uh-oh that's the sound of a romance being initiated

Words: 2,666

Collections: Black Emporium 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

"Pithy" 🔒

Gifted to me for Smut Wars 2024 ( @smut-wars-exchange )!

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/M

Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Darth Maul/Ahsoka Tano

Characters: Ahsoka Tano, Darth Maul

Additional Tags: Strap-Ons, Bruises, Fanart

Collections: Smut Wars 2024

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Masterpost | Ask | Rules | AO3 | Dreamwidth | Discord

Assignments are revealed!

You can read all the assignments in our 2024 collection! The collection will remain closed until September 9 for treat reveals; if you have some in progress, you will be able to post your treats from September 9 to October 14.

Creators will be revealed on September 14.

[sourfacedlemon]

“past tense, present participle”

Gifted to me for the 2024 Black Emporium Exchange ( @black-emporium-exchange )!

“Well, Mal, if I know one thing for certain,” Cullen said with a sigh, glancing once more out the window to the still waters of undeniably Honnleath’s lake, “we’re not in Kirkwall anymore.”

Cullen and Cadash lose seven years. Without knowledge of the present, attempts are made to reconstruct the past.

Rating: Teen

Category: F/M

Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition

Relationships: Female Cadash/Cullen Rutherford

Characters: Cullen Rutherford, Female Cadash (Dragon Age), The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Minor Characters

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Post-Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC, Pre-Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Temporary Amnesia, Friends to Lovers, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Lyrium Withdrawal, Mild Dom/sub undertones

Words: 13,296

Collections: Black Emporium 2024

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"sweetened by the thorn" 🔒

Written for MeganMoonlight ( @meganmoonlight ) for the Rare Pair Exchange 2024!

"Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian."

Rating: Explicit

Category: M/M

Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition

Relationship: Blackwall/Dorian Pavus

Additional Tags: Post-Dragon Age: Inquisition Quest - Revelations, Developing Relationship, Complicated Relationships, Sharing a Bed, Huddling For Warmth, Inappropriate Erections, Bickering, Affectionate Insults, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs, is it erectile dysfunction if he's literally just an older dude who's tired?

Words: 2,771

Collections: Rare Pair Exchange 2024

[sourfacedlemon]

WIP Game

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks to @hawthornsword for the tag!

Honestly most of my fic writing for the past couple years has been for exchanges so most of these are vague concepts with only a few sentences jotted down and/or originally started for exchanges but eventually abandoned in favor of whatever the actual fills end/ed up being:

-Valo-Kas Adullen fic -Black Emporium Cadullen ((never mind!)) -karbakar 2/3: narudar -jak/seem kinkmeme -CaptainSnowing -Star Age: The Dragon Wars (Dragon Wars: The Star Age??) -Empire Bobakin -Empire Bobakin 2: Electric Boogaloo -Hook/Charming sex pollen -"Blood & Gold" -Cullrian "The Lovers' Alcove" -"pick a bed and fall into it" -Farkas/Orc!DB/Cicero -Scouts-Many-Marshes/Brand new werewolf bosmer!DB -Codakin situationship -Montparnasse AU -King Wren/Veronica -ex-toxic boyfs hook/james -Hero of Brightwall/Saker -Prince Wren/Veronica "his mother's son" -Rian Hawke/Guard-Captain Ewald -da/sw crossover 2 electric boogaloo -Good Timeline Snow&Regina -"blood and bone, pact and price" merrill/cullen -Merrill/Marlowe Dumar -Sasha/Ratchet -Rumplestiltskin/David -Curing serana of vampirism via lycanthropy -take sinding to frostmoon pack -Alistair!Tav -i won't fall out of love (i fall into you) -GoldenSwan -Skyberrie, 45yo!Padmé -Anakin/Ahsoka regency AU, first season -clubbing!Jangakin -reversed missions AotC Jangakin -Rexsoka-Codakin The Holiday AU -Varel/Queen Cousland -Alpha!Jak/Beta!Jinx -"sweet (as a ballerina)" -"ready (to rock and rumble)" -Vink -Jink 5+1 "an open secret ain't"

........fuck it, that is a lot. If you've clicked on or like this post, consider yourself tagged.