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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"
#honestly I've been thinking about this lately#why for someone who has had to learn to be other than very serious#I'm so drawn to things that have a hefty dose of the ridiculous about them#wade wilson's bullshit#for a long-ass time my most popular fic was red vs blue#shit like borderlands and saints row going further back now#even stuff I think of as more serious -- ffvii og is played out by little playmobil figures#the untamed has an sfx budget of two american dollars#and like..... I think it comes down to#you will fart a dozen times on the day you bury the person you love most in the world#this is a ridiculous statement that is also almost certainly true#or put more seriously#real life the profound and the significant and the meaningful inextricably coexist with the crude and the ridiculous#you can't separate them#so you have to either.... find no meaning or profundity in life#or learn how to accept that the same day can contain great and terrible and beautiful things#and also things that are very gross and stupid#and fiction that is fully serious and artistic will often skip over that#and that's not in and of itself a bad thing#there's meaning in that too#but the stories that will hit you with the fart jokes AND the aching meditation on grief#are often the ones I come back to#even when the embarrassment squick is so agonizing that I watch multiple scenes from behind the shelter of an emotional support plush whale
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ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!
On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.
Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.
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As we approach college finals in the U.S. I feel it's important to remind people that no level of school failure is worth killing yourself over. Some failures have consequences. Some failures change the course of your life. But I promise it's not over.
If a career path you wanted to follow has closed because of your grades, it's ok to mourn. It's normal to be upset that goals you had are unattainable now, especially goals you've had for a long time. But you can recover. Even if you can't try again, you can find another path that's fulfilling.
If you want to keep forging down the path of academics, I'm rooting for you. Take the time you need to rest your brain. Remember that taking a semester, a year, or a few years off is normal and often healthy. Do what you need to face the next semester you take relaxed and ready.
If you've been bashing your head against the wall that is college and can't seem to make progress, it might be time to find a different path. No matter what people in your life are telling you, not getting a college education is not the end of the world. No one's approval is worth more than your life.
Every day dropouts and D students are living a life more beautiful than you could ever imagine. No amount of academic failure can take away the joy of being alive. If you're not feeling that joy right now, that's ok, but please hold on through this difficult time in your life. Things will get better.
This is specifically geared towards college students but definitely applies to anyone younger than that as well. This is not the end.
#I flunked out of college year one#I was absolutely raised to believe that this was The End Of The World#my wife is a dropout too#we have a cozy little one-bedroom apartment and a cat#and enough disposable income to have friends over and get takeout and watch tv and talk for hours#and then have raid night in a subscription game#and have that be a normal weekend#we have other plans with a third set of friends tomorrow#and a really really great d&d session with a FOURTH group of people yesterday#my job does suck but that's because my boss is a fucking greek tragedy nightmare which is a problem you can get in white collar just fine#I'm thirty years old and I'm living the life that my mother feared for me#the life whose spectre she used as a justification for... a Lot#and I'm doing just fine.#it's well worth living.#(what I don't do is talk to my mother anymore. so... perhaps a cautionary note for parents as well.)
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what are yoir biggest kinks?
This is quite a question to receive out of nowhere but also... I'm going to answer it, like, who am I. (I hope you're not a pornbot but I can't imagine how you'd make money off of this.)
There's sort of two answers for this: there's specific acts, and then there's... vibes? (not vibrators). The fuzzier essence of what you're into, the thing that makes the acts hot, kind of thing. Weirdly, I'm shyer about the specific acts, but: sadism, impact play, knife/bloodplay, wax play. certain kinds of foot kink (stepping on people / worship), omorashi, exhibitionism are all things I like.
In terms of the thing-under-the-thing: I like power inversions. People with less physical or social power domming people with more. People taking joy in being very starkly other than what they're 'supposed' to be. (These two add up to the absolutely bulletproof "big tough deadly supersoldiers on their knees" thing.) People acting in ways they wouldn't usually allow themselves, subs thinking in more vulnerable, clouded, simplified ways. Subs made vulnerable by their desire, or losing control of it (quickshot are hot actually); doms taking power from being desired. Anything where a sub is really deep in subspace, emotions on the surface, can't control their responses, I love that. Desire persisting, and even being intensified by, things that 'normally' would decrease it -- pain, insult, degradation, the like. Subs being surprised by the intensity of their own reactions. Juxtaposition of gentleness with brutality or pain. Certain kinds of, hm, permitted violation; by contrast, doms being permitted to take care of people. (Not so much in a CGL/mommykink way though.) Occasionally, conventional / heteronormative concepts being.... repurposed as part of the game, used as tools for getting off rather than being What Sex Is Actually For (eg, breeding kink is only hot to me when it's physically impossible for anyone to actually get pregnant from what's happening) -- this one is very tricky to handle but it's GOOD when it's good. Visible signs, afterwards, of what a sub permitted the dom to do to them; visible evidence of how much the sub wanted.
There are some definite throughlines here but the conclusions you draw are your own!
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"The pinhole is closing back up." INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05
#interview with the vampire#god this was a good show#like this is one of those shows I haven't written fic about#because it's so fucking tightly written there's no gaps to slip into#and very little that I could add#maybe one of these days I'll have the balls to try and write the canon divergence where daniel malloy ends up interviewing claudia#but that's the only idea I've had#and it's very intimidating and there are a few points that aren't pinned down#none of which have anything to do with this gifset.
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stages of drunk kacchan
bonus: izukus notes on drunk kacchan
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anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys
#1) there are so many boring medium ugly people in the world who are also beautiful and no it is NOT a paradox#2) isn't it better to be boring and medium and ugly and happy?#3) happiness shines through anyway. it just does.#4) yeah this post. people want to absolutely destroy so many boring medium ugly people and it's great.#most wild kinky nasty sex is had by boring medium ugly people#because most people are not hollywood stars#and that includes most wild kinky nasty people who like to fuck#truly going to a kink club and finding it full of normal middle aged grocery store customers but in leather harnesses#was one of the most liberating experiences of my life#you don't have to be shiny and glossy and new. you can boring and medium and horny.#it's great.
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tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.
#first person i saw at a recent rally was a tiny old lady#with her arthritis-stiff hands curled around the edges of an anti-trump sign as big as she was
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#okay on the one hand there are two very good reasons for this#one is that a 12-year-old bully is observing you in your natural environment#rather than the highly structured and atypical experience that is a doctor's office#the other reason is that we actually very much do not want a medical system based on Vibes. that would be much worse.#However.#The humor remains present.#I was going to put a justification for being pedantic about this#and then I realized that indulging the MUST! BE! PRECISE instinct#in the notes of a post about autism#is probably not a behavior that produces follow-up questions.
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#last game I played was an mmo with character creation#where I literally built my own power fantasy of a physical form#I am SO HOT and SO JACKED and will bang my head on every doorframe ever#but like. worth.#(I do not actually want to be Jacked)#(in the same way that I love farming sims but if I actually ran off to start a farm I would rapidly learn a lot about manure.)
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First lines of your last ten fics, go! @thatgirlonstage did it with a "consider yourself tagged" and I figured it looked fun. (I also don't know who tf I'd tag, but, uh, feel free to consider yourself one of the ten.) This is the last year's worth of fic almost to the day, which is a neat little way for things to fall out.
one: and free my soul (Deadpool & Wolverine)
The door damn near startles Logan out of his skin while he's trying to wash the dishes.
two: best that you can do is fall in love (DP&W)
Wade will call people fucking anything in the world except their name, Logan is learning.
three: blessed be the fag and the dyke, the mutie and the leather (DP&W)
"Still not joining your boyband -- shit, the main movies already used that joke back when they were good, goddammit. We're still not doing it!"
four: got some things to talk about (here beside the rising tide) (DP&W)
“You know,” Laura says, staring out at the Hudson, hunched against October sunshine, “everything I said to you in the Void, it was true. My Logan, he let me grow up.”
five: ain't no picket fence (DP&W)
Many, many people have accused Wade of being way too fond of the sound of his own voice, for fairly obvious reasons, but Wade would like to point out that he’s really just at the top of the curve on this one.
six: throbbing between two lives (Final Fantasy VII)
Timelines are hard to control.
seven: The Balanced Scale (FFVII)
Time after time after time after time after time...
eight: never stick at first (Ace Attorney) (skipping the epigraph)
The Wright Anything Agency is filled with the sounds of people not doing any work.
nine: escaping to desolation row (FFVII)
It’s as nice a day as you ever get in Midgar, and Zack is stuck in a Shinra office, chewing on the end of a ballpoint pen and staring at the blotchy grey-and-white of a form that’s been copied too many times.
ten: can't sell me the heart of saturday night (FFVII)
Chadley had selected Junon for this particular experiment some time ago.
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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.
#yeah this sums it up nicely#I wish it were not in my presence because it makes me ITCH but it's got the right to be AROUND#we didn't start the fire
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The entirety of Massachusetts
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OP fired a little snake out of glass by Shimmer_手工
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there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all
#saying 'harrow and ianthe' is a profoundly inaccurate oversimplification but also: harrow and ianthe#the locked tomb
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I'm sure OP knows this but I love to share Facts so for anyone playing along at home: IDK if chappell roan's done that specific flavor of classic rock but Bruce Springsteen can, will, and has done both disco-pop and covers from young women in the pop scene and both covers kick ass and also I like him a lot for it
chappell roan could do dancing in the dark and bruce springsteen could do hot to go and they really really should just for me
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