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woop woop nerd alert

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random headcanon: in modern AU Tess gave her favorite cousin, Finn @southiesfavoriteson, a fake ID on his 18th birthday

he didn’t even ask her for one, she just handed it to him all “here ya go kiddo have fun” with a big ol wink

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...that still sounds fuckin’ wrong but I got no fuckin’ way to prove it so fine I guess.

fancycoatpossum:

how many draculas'a you been bit by?

…none okay but it ain’t like you been bitten by any! Anyway I seen ‘em in books n’ comics n’ shit and they look like people.

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fancycoatpossum:

how many draculas'a you been bit by?

...none okay but it ain’t like you been bitten by any! Anyway I seen ‘em in books n’ comics n’ shit and they look like people.

[southiesfavoriteson]

Yeah dude but still! I’m pretty fuckin’ sure I’d be able t’ tell a fuckin’ goat from a fuckin’  person if one was bitin’ me on th’ fuckin’ neck!

fancycoatpossum:

an’ people! ’s goats bitin generally, sometimes with capes on

Wait, hold on, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure th’ ones that bite people look like people, like they talk n’ walk around n’ shit, don’t they?

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fancycoatpossum:

an’ people! ’s goats bitin generally, sometimes with capes on

Wait, hold on, I’m pretty fuckin’ sure th’ ones that bite people look like people, like they talk n’ walk around n’ shit, don’t they?

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fancycoatpossum:

southiesfavoriteson:

…wait wait waith, hold th’ fuck on, is th’ dracula a goat or is it a dracula that bites goats?

both

...so it’s goats bitin’ goats.

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...wait wait waith, hold th’ fuck on, is th’ dracula a goat or is it a dracula that bites goats?

@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS

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...that’s a thing?

...that’s a thing that needs t’ be solved?

@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS

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Wait you solved what?

@southiesfavoriteson FINNEGAN I SOLVE’T SUPERCABRAS

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fancycoatpossum:

southiesfavoriteson:

Is… issat like, your new mushy nickname for Sam now? Like “my sweetie” or whatever th’ fuck?

No, dumbass, it’s what you fukken call ya fukken – when ‘ey’re not just ya boyfriend no more but not ya fukken h- husband, yet, neither

[[coloring up a little at actually saying husband tbh]]

Yeah?

*Notices the blush and doesn’t say anything cuz this is his bro, but he does grin a little.*

Well that’s uh. That’s good, for you guys. Like, congratulations n’ shit.

[southiesfavoriteson]

Is... issat like, your new mushy nickname for Sam now? Like “my sweetie” or whatever th’ fuck?

fancycoatpossum:

Yeah that’s definitely a fact about weddings – fuck, do you get a special fukken wedding broom or what, cuz like, we GOT a broom

…fuck, I dunno.

:|c 

Seems like it oughta be a special broom, don’t it? With like, ribbons n’ shit.

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fancycoatpossum:

Yeah that’s definitely a fact about weddings – fuck, do you get a special fukken wedding broom or what, cuz like, we GOT a broom

...fuck, I dunno.

:|c 

Seems like it oughta be a special broom, don’t it? With like, ribbons n’ shit.

[southiesfavoriteson]

...shit dude that is fuckin’ fancy.

You need a broom, too! For jumpin’ over. That’s a thing people do, right?

@southiesfavoriteson “Dude!”

Dude I fukken know, right???

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Ya gonna have like, a big fuckin’ party, right? Ya gotta have a party. Put Philip inna bowtie.

@southiesfavoriteson “Dude!”

Dude I fukken know, right???

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