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Y’all be scurrying

[They do be scurrying. I'll get the next post out as soon as I can, it may take a while though, so apologies for that :(]

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Aaaaaaand he’s right behind me, isn’t he? Ahh moment

Mintberry Crunch: If I don't look at him, he won't see me.

Electroshock:

Mintberry Crunch:

Electroshock:

Mintberry Crunch:

Electroshock: This is a pathetic way to escape the inevitable.

Mosquito: HE'S TALKING-

[Everyone runs away in different directions.]

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“I’m not even fat” 🤓☝️

Mintberry Crunch: I'm not!

Mintberry Crunch: I'm just fluffy!-

[The sound of static and lightning is heard.]

Mintberry Crunch: ...shit-

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SHUT UP BRADLEY BIGBACK

Mintberry Crunch: I'm not even fat-

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I still say eat the orb

Mintberry Crunch: What is wrong with you people?!

Call Girl: Be quiet, he might hear us!

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I hope for your sake that Karen is safe to, Mysterion.

*digital hug send!*

Mysterion: Thank you.

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I'm sure Karen is fine, Mysterion. I bet she probably misses you but understands that she doesn't always need you to be there for here. =)

Mysterion: I hope she's ok.

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So what’s ur plan then? Just gonna stand there dilly dallying?

Fastpass: I was thinking we could all c-come up with a plan.

Call Girl: I've already typed some ideas down if you all want to discuss it?

Mintberry Crunch: Sure.

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Mysterion, if you could change anything that happened in your life, what would it be?

Mysterion: To not get caught and taken here.

Mysterion: It's been so long since I've seen my family...since I've been Karen's guardian angel.

Mysterion: I wonder how she's handled that.

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ooooooh spooky ghost noises in the dark oooooooh

Declan: Cad a bhí ann sin? A Dhia, is fuath liom é seo. Ba mhaith liom dul abhaile. Ba mhaith liom mo mham. Caithfidh mé Jo a aimsiú agus sinn a thabhairt amach as seo.

Mosquito: You alright over there?

Declan: Feck off.

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Call girl, you are the best in my opinion! =)

Call Girl: Why thank you!

Call Girl: I'll make sure it stays that way once I help bring Nelson back to his senses.

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Mysterion, do you have a crush on someone?

Mysterion: We are in a life or death situation, and the only thing you people can bother to ask me is this?

Mysterion: This is sad, truly.

Mysterion: I'm not even going to waste my time answering this.

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Call Girl: It's been a while and we're still hiding...maybe we should go look for other people?

Mintberry Crunch: And risk getting caught by whatever that is?

Mosquito: I dunno, she's got a point, man.

Mintberry Crunch: Jesus...

[The three quietly venture off around the facility, until they bump into a few other people.]

Call Girl: Hello?

Fastpass: Oh, h-hey guys!

Fastpass: Mysterion, Declan, look!

Mysterion: Holy shit, are you guys alright?

Mosquito: Obviously.

Declan: Anyone know what the feck happened to Nelson?

Mintberry Crunch: No clue.

[Mosquito, Call Girl, Mintberry Crunch, Mysterion, Fastpass and Declan are now available for asks.]

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Shoulda eaten it… anyways, how is everyone

Mintberry Crunch: Scared.

Call Girl: I'm fine.

Mosquito: I'm completely calm, the most calm out of everyone here.

Mosquito: 😎

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Is nelson okay?

Mosquito: Um...from the looks of it, no.

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Was the orb yummy?

Mosquito: He didn't eat it...

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Nelson bud what are you doing youre scaring me...

Mintberry Crunch: That's what I'm saying!

Call Girl: SHUSH-