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[Hello!! Quick post addressing my whereabouts for the last couple of weeks, as I feel the need to post something to let you know that I'm still here!! I'm ok!!

Firstly, I apologize for the sudden freezing of my uploads to this blog. No, I am not quitting. Yes, I am planning to continue. I just simply took a break, because I didn't want to rush myself to finish some art and planning for this. I want this to be the best it can be and an au that you all can enjoy.

Secondly, I will do my best to make the next post within a few days, as to carry on the plot...hehehe...

And thirdly, this au has been getting more popularity than my last one, but still not too much. I believe it's because I haven't been using any popular characters, I've been introducing more OC's and lesser popular characters. Do you guys want me to make some posts with popular characters, like Kenny and Kyle? And if you could reblog this or tell someone about my au if they're wanting to find one, it would be appreciated.

Again, I am not quitting, I am preparing the next part of the au, and I will see you when it is out!]

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AWH 😭😭

*lovingly pats her head*

Incognito:

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hey nick

i cast a spell of ovarian torsion

*twists bros ovaries*

[I can't even respond anything serious to this ask, I cried laughing for no reason

You get the gold star of funny]

⭐

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Is everyone being nice to you Incognito? They better be.

Incognito: Uh...well, what does nice look like?

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HAII INCOGNITO!!!!

Incognito: HI!!!

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Craig of Steel: Oh, the guards are coming out.

Craig of Steel: Mosquito, hey, take your phone back.

Mosquito: Alright.

[He grabs his phone, watching everybody get close to the papers being taped on the walls. The papers tell who everyone's partner will be, and will also predict if the day will be great or shitty.]

[As he stands to look for his name, Incognito comes to stand up beside him, like so;]

Incognito: Who do you think you're gonna be with today?

Mosquito: Eh...I dunno.

Incognito: I can't find my name.

Incognito: Oh, wait, nevermind, I found it!

Incognito: ..hm...

Incognito: Oh, that's Scott!

Mosquito: Cool, can you shut up?

Incognito: ...ok!

[Here are some of the important pairings as of right now;

New Kid & Nelson

Cartman & Kyle

Tweek and Nick

Marley and Scott

Declan and Kenny

Clyde and Jimmy]

[As Mosquito looks for his partner, he accidentally drops his phone on the floor. Incognito picks it up to give it back to him, but she can't find him, and decides to hold onto it until she sees him again.]

[Questions are available for Incognito and Lieutenant Diabetes.]

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Do you wanna know what they have in common?

Craig of Steel: Not really, the guards are about to put up the partners for the day.

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Uh huh, yep, they have something in common

Craig of Steel: ... alright.

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Nick and Jo have something in common, yk?

Craig of Steel: "Do they?"

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Transgenderism

Craig of Steel: You people say the most random shit.

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nick

i know your secret

Craig of Steel: Nick has secrets?

Nick: Huh?

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*sneaks Clyde a Type AB blood packet*

Don't ask where I got this. Actually, do you drink blood Mosquito? Or do you dislike the taste? I can get you alternatives if you don't like blood.

Mosquito: [Drinks the blood in time so quick it should be concerning]

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Damn alr I get it. I already said sorry to bug boy for what I said the other day.

Craig of Steel: Everyone says a lot, which one was this?

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Clyde's the type of guy to be actually cool and respect-worthy and better than some people give him credit for. (I got you boo.)

Mosquito: THANK YOU!

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🖕

Eats clydes hat again

Crunchy

Mosquito: MY FUCKING HAT!

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They are very tasty pretzels that are bite-size.

Better to show and not tell, though! *passes a ton of Auntie Anne's Pretzel Nuggets through the phone*

Craig of Steel: Why the fuck do you guys keep throwing things through a screen-

[Everyone else starts fighting over the pretzels. Diving for them, hitting other people to grab some, ect.]

Craig of Steel: AHH-

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I'm gonna sneak in some Auntie Anne's Pretzel Nuggets if anyone wants any. >:3

Craig of Steel: The fuck are those.