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Alex Vause chronology.

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OITNB cast for Diva magazine 

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So I tried to do a thing while visiting the OITNB set again today….

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i am willing so sell all of my internal organs to save alex vause

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Soso be talkin truth

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Love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don’t go extinct

Orange is the new Black (via rebelagainstlife)

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If you guys would ever like to know my opinion on something that has happened on the show please feel free to ask me anything!

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“I’m glad we have each other in here, kid.”

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Season 3 theories for Piper’s 180 personality switch

These are all very solid and serious.

Piper was abducted by aliens. They replaced her with a doppelganger and did a terrible job.

The bedbug infestation was really a group of mind-controlling insects; they got to Piper (they’re in league with the cockroaches).

After the season 3 episode 4 scene we were all so happy that we died. Then went to hell.

Bad writing.

The writers read alxvse’s fanfiction, decided they couldn’t compete, and gave up.

Norma hexed Piper.

The writers were captured by the Piper-haters and forced to destroy her character development. Quick – launch a rescue mission. Don’t let them get to Alex, too.

Bad writing

Piper is still in the SHU. This is all her imagination.

Lolly was right. The NSA is inside the prison. They got to Piper.

(Kubra did too. That’s why she was so messed up.)

Suzanne’s fiction is real: Piper is stuck in an alternate dimension but hopefully Admiral Rodcocker is going to help her get back home.

Alex is actually a CIA agent, so is Piper. This is all part of a very confusing plan to bust someone on the inside. It’s not going well.

When looking around the prison, Piper found a helicopter and escaped with Alex. They sent back actors in wigs, one of whom was more convincing than the other. The new guards didn’t notice. Alex and Piper are currently on a beach in Cambodia with three guys in drag.

Piper was given a ‘Godfather’ script in drama class. She took it a bit too seriously.

Bad writing.

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the signs and who they're attracted to

aries: alex vause

taurus: alex vause

gemini: alex vause

cancer: alex vause

leo: alex vause

virgo: alex vause

libra: alex vause

scorpio: alex vause

sagittarius: alex vause

capricorn: alex vause

aquarius: alex vause

pisces: alex vause

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can we talk about how the only thing that truly saved Piper from becoming absolute waste this season was Taylor Schilling? like can we talk about how you can see her pushing certain things down & dying inside & just slowly embracing the darkness. you can see the flips being switched as she transitions between Piper Piper & wicked Piper & it’s so fucking subtle because they didn’t give her the screen time she she deserved for us to pick up on what was happening, but Taylor fucking played her heart out by showing us these things without any lines or significant scenes that should have implied it.

like Laura Prepon knocked her shit outta the park this season too & I’m in no way trying to demean that because she was incredible also, but Alex’s struggle was so outward & Piper’s was almost entirely internal & Taylor had so little time & scenes to work with but fuck did she work with it.

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I am geeking out over your hair. I love it! I love that. Well thank you. My hair’s so short I feel so…Like I can- You know what I mean? It’s like your hair’s short and you just fly or something. It’s like less weighed down it’s what I mean by that. I’m not like high and flying. [X]

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We can all agree that season 3 was not as good as we expected it to be but instead of focusing on what was done wrong I want to mention some things that were done right:

Dialogue on how depression and mental illness should be handled

Big Boo’s backstory 

Doggett’s amazing character development

Obviously Alex

Chang

I am in no way excusing the writer’s of how poorly written this season was and how they made my child, Piper, seem like trash but there were some notable moments this season. It’s just disappointing that the amount of notable moments were more rare as compared to the past 2 seasons.

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I am now calling Piper Chapman’s alter-ego Paper Napkin. 

As in, “wow, the look in Paper Napkin’s eyes in this scene is straight-up villainous.” 

“Oh man, I thought I just saw a glimpse of Piper there but nope, Paper Napkin’s back.”

“I’m so glad Alex dumped Paper Napkin.”

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#me trying to comfort people