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the idea of playing with a butches hair and scratching their head as they lay their head in your lap and hug your thighs

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Coffin texts: Spell 714, translated by Allen

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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bday gift for a fellow sevika enjoyer friend 💜

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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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bugtesting

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

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the holy trinity

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All my homies love boobs and hate the government

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im gonna be real what the fuck did padme ever see in anakin? that man is a walking red flag salesman. every time he interacted with her in episode 2 it made me uncomfortable. even padme says a few times that he's making her uncomfortable. girl why did you marry this trainwreck

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timebomb is the most aroace relationship I ever seen, we are winning

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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

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I think there should be more chill giant spiders in fantasy. They don’t even need to be able to talk or anything, but they should come and untangle our protagonists from their webs because they have very strict rules about what they eat and why and when and sentient creatures are not on there and the babies should be cute and spiders think humans are cute and help them out like if we find a hedgehog in a beer can or something.

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