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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

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it is foretold on the freaky slab

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it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)

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save a horse, process a cowboy’s skeleton into glue

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i'm like the guy in disco elysium who takes every drug before each skill check, if by 'every drug' you mean 'a small cup of coffee' and by 'each skill check' you mean 'driving'

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Slime me to the goo, and let me play among the sludge. Let me see what gunk is like on goopeter and ooze

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Thinking about the Colima Spider Vessel. they really captured her humble expression

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asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x

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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.