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i can be gentle.

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can't have shit can't have a single nice thing and soon i can't even watch porn. What's next? am I gonna have to report how often I masturbate?

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ok, transformers fandom, GENUINE question here -

does anyone know where "valve" came from as the defacto #term in ye old valveplug?

i'm just really curious as i'm working on my own robot stuff, and while i learn about how engines work, and that there's many different valves within cars - even outside the engine. like, caliper is clearly coming from breaks, so there's a lot of locational stuff mixing within the terms used in fics

yeah, idk, i just think it's neat and want the #lore

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The very specific flavor of dratchrod I enjoy, inspo from this post

They placed him in middle so he won’t be able to run away the moment they’re done

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robot pussy plaguing my brain but having no juice to do art feels like this. I'm chewing on the walls with my dick out!!!! let me out!!!!!!! !!

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Idea

Cybertronians plugging headphone-like cables into eachother so they can moan as loud as they want while fragging without anyone hearing.

sgsfsfgs now I'm thinking about that moment when the cord has to be at a very particular angle in order to work otherwise the next moan is just full blast out loud

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bumblebee is really good at controlling his body language! unfortunately he is Not good at controlling body language he didnt know existed

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actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

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TFA Ratchlock 🥺👉👈 tiny medic and giant war frame???

Thank you for requesting this. I wanted to draw young TFA Ratchet so bad. (I swear his shorts are shorter in the flashbacks, look it up.)

He will steal that milf.

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THOUGHTS ON ROBOTS IN CLOTHES (Sexy Edition)

OKAY SO I GOT THIS REALLY GOOD ASK AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. A LOT.

to answer your questions not in order, i think that clothes were definitely an IMPORT to cybertron. I imagine if there were cybertronian garments previously they were likely more like tarps or latex, but cloth is almost certainly from elsewhere. its gotta be extra expensive at first too, so it would be seen as a luxury, until they were able to use replicators for it.

As for what makes it kinky? there are 3 potential answers for me that I really enjoy

1. STRIPTEASE!

I imagine that because cybertronians are kind of just walking around completely nude, so being covered up would be considered like a tease. like the act of taking it off is intimate, unwrapping your partner like a gift in the bedroom. It's like a flashy paint you can put on and off, asking one's partner to wonder about whats being hidden.

2. TACNET OVERSTIMULATION!

Ok so hear me out. If the amount that a cybertronian can feel is determined by a number in their processor, could that not be dialed up? and if that is indeed true.... could it perhaps be that putting clothes on would be incredibly overstimulating.... and could be overstimulating... in a sexy way? Consider if you will, the feeling of cloth dragging over sensitive joints and plating and protoform, driving up charge quickly and harshly... think about it. THINK ABOUT IT!!

3. HUMAN FETISH

Enough said!! it feels so novel and racy and perhaps risque to wear human clothes, perhaps even taboo, especially to decepticons. Or perhaps there are those that.... ahem... have certain proclivities

this ask rlly inspired me i should do a robot boudoir zine perhaps... ouhh....

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Megatron wouldn't be able to handle my strap

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Thinking about you tfone d-16/idw miners post and yesssssss. After he's thoroughly taken care of by his mentors i think he should be jumping to get pounded every free moment he can get. Constant valve dripping and ready to go the very moment their shifts are over. He was SO repressed at the beginning of the movie. Like the very moment he got hit with that serotonin rush from fighting he lost his mind and I think that energy should carry over to being the cute little eager newbie that's always ready to be bent over and used.

Cybertron if D-16 had gotten laid

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Still obsessed with (tfone) D-16 getting fucked absolutely raw by (idw) miners. Just the size difference alone,,, ough.

Manhandled, spitroasted, passed around like a party favor. D taking thick spikes and fucked out of his mind,,, good lord

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So you think beastformers nut as quickly as their organic counterparts? Imagine any of the BeastWars crew getting it in and busting in 10 seconds flat 😭

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Happy Thanksgiving I'm gonna fuck a transformer raw and fillthem with my Thankgiving stuffing amen