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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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silly seals from outer space

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snek cooking

edit: to every comment about "hiss the cook": why would you hiss the cook. snakes do that when they're threatened and telling you to heck off. this fella is having a good time. don't ruin it >:(

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hi bish x12

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Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

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me: h-

blonde republican women:

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^

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[ID: A four page sketchy comic featuring Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing in the lounge. Jimmy is eating something quietly while Curly sips from a cup before they hear Swansea offscreen yell "GODDAMMIT".

Jimmy: Whaddya think that was? Curly: Dunno. (lowers cup while the liquid floats in the air) Oh. Huh. They both start floating. Jimmy: Guess gravity's off. Curly: Seems so.

They lean close to each other, grinning mischievously.

Jimmy: Last one to touch the ceiling is a little bitch. Curly: You're on. (he leaps upwards) Jimmy, flailing: OH YOU LITTLE-

They both swim through the air.

Jimmy: I'M MORE AERODYNAMIC. Curly: Then why are you behind? Jimmy: smug BASTARD. Curly: Little bitch~

Jimmy finally surpasses him, reaching upwards with a grin.

Jimmy: GOTCHA BITCH. (plants hand on ceiling) HA! Curly: ha, nice job.

There's a "ka-chunk" noise as they both suddenly fall, yelling "FUCK!"

Smash cut to the table with "crash imminent" in brackets above it before they both fall and shatter it with a crunch. They're both laying on top of each other, groaning, while Anya stands nearby facepalming and saying "oh my god". end ID]

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late for make a terrible comic day but i hope this counts. idk the rules for it. been wanting to make this comic for a while anyway lol twas a good excuse

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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made this for bad comic day . you may notice a slight difference because its made on procreate instead of csp LMAO

oh forgot to put bluesky link

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