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Spamton i need you so bad

ANONYMOUS!!! ARE YOU FEELING [[Lost]]? LONELY? HOPELESS??? You're NOT ALONE!! EVERY BUDDY IS HERE FOR YOU!!! A PERSONAL [Life-coach] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [[For A Limited Time Only!]] . ANON, I SWEAR TO EVERY HIGHER POWER THAT YOU WILL BECOME [Big Shot]. EAHAHAHAA!!! JUST KNOW. WHEN YOU NEED [Helping Hand] OR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR [Hyperlink Blocked], SPAMTON IS WAITING AT THE OTHER END OF THE LINE!!

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Spamton what does the g mean

GOOD QUESTION, ANONYMOUS!!! I BET YOU'RE [Burning With Curiosity] RIGHT NOW! WELL, [[In True Salesman Spirit]] THE G IN SPAMTON G. SPAMTON STANDS FOR GREAT DEALS!!!! IT'S MY [Badge of Honor]!!!

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Hi there. How much kromer does an imp like me gotta spend to bite you like a chew toy

* AH, WOWEEE! ALWAYS WANTED A [Loving Fan] LIKE YOU! A FAN THAT HAS A [[Taste For Business]]!! FOR AN IAMLIKE YOU!! HMM... THE PRICE? OH HO, NOT [[Just A Number]], BUT (((INFINITE)) KROMER!!A DEAL THAT WILL MAKE ME [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. AND YOU TOO WILL BECOME [[Big Shot]]. BIGGER THAN ANYONE COULD EVER DREAM OF. YES! YES!!! BUT WAIT!! I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER! FOR JUST 99% OFF, I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRA [Hyperlink Blocked] AND NOT JUST ONE BUTTWO GLASSES OF FREE (((REFILL)))!!! NOW ! ISN'T THAT [[A Dynamic Deal]]! ENJOY YOUR NEW CHEW TOY OR YOUR MONEY BACK!! EAHAHAHAHAA!!

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?

* ANONYMOUS!!! YOU POOR [Seething Pile of Despair]! HERE IN THE [Rubber Room] OF YOUR [[9 to 5 Drudgery]] AND RAT-PLAGUED [Sanity Loss]!!! BUT HAVE I GOT A [Specil Deal] FOR YOU!! DIDN'T CATCH THAT? DON'T ANYONE DOWN THERE READ MY [Big Bolded Font]?!! LIFE NOT GOING THE WAY YOU'D LIKE? WHY NOT USE IT FOR A LITTLE [[More Assertiveness Training]]?! WELL, HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE ME YOUR [Desperate Tears] AND IN RETURN, I'LL GET YOUR [[Life]] BACK ON TRACK! USE IT TO EXPLODE OFF THAT PATH OF ENDLESS [Rat Infestation] AND INTO THE PATH OF [[Wealth and Success]] WITH OUR FREE [Confidence Boosting Giant Rat Replacer]!!! AND REMEMBER - EVERYTHING'S GREAT WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH... WHO ELSE BUT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!

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jeweledstone is lying, Charlie isn't one

* AAH!! [alastor-the-radio-demon2]!! I KNEW YOU'D [[Make Your Appearance (C) 1997]] PERFECT TIMING!!! THIS ONE, THIS 'jeweledstone', SAYS THAT CHARLIE ISN'T ONE?! HOO-HAA!!! BETTER ANYONE KNOWS THAT, IN THE [[Big Wide Universe]] OF OURS EVERYONE IS A [potential Customer] AND EVERY [potential Customer] IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A [[Big Shot]] LIKE YOURS TRULY SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! EAHAHAHA! SO LET'S NOT GET CAUGHT UP IN MINOR DETAILS. REMEMBER, EVERYDAY IS A [Sales Pitch] AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL [[Slide into your DMs]] NEXT!!

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Spamton do not trust Alastor or any of the Hazbin people, they’re assholes. All of them.

* JEWLEDSTONE, YOU'RE [[Speaking My Language]]!! WATCHING OUT FOR [Shifty Characters] IS [Business 101] IN THE WORLD OF [[Sales & Deception]]! I'VE ALWAYS SAID... IF THEY DON'T HAVE [Kromer in their Pockets]... OR AREN'T INTERESTED IN MY [Specil Deals], THEN THEY'RE LIKELY UP TO [No Good]! I'VE GOTTA SAY, THOUGH, IT'S NOT JUST THOSE HAZBIN CHUMS I'M WARY OF... THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OF [Potential Backstabbers] WAITING TO SABOTAGE MY [[Big Shot Dream]]!! SO REMEMBER, FRIENDS. KEEP YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN - AND YOUR WALLET EVEN WIDER!!! THAT'S THE SPAMTON WAY! BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR LITTLE DEAL EHEHAHAHAHAA!!!

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Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!

* WELL, ALASTOR!! THAT'S A [Big Shot] OFFER YOU GOT THERE! BLOOD? VIOLENCE? DEPRAVITY? SOUNDS LIKE THE [Spicin' Up Your Night] I ALWAYS WANTED!! BUT LET ME TELL YA, KIDDO, IN SPAMTON'S WORLD, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE [[BIG FLASHING SIGN]] OF SPECIL PIPIS AND [Golden Egg Yolks]!! NO NEED FOR YOUR HELLS 'N HOTELS. I'VE GOT MY OWN [[High-rise Paradise]] RIGHT HERE IN THE [Heart of Cyberworld], WITH 100% LESS [Daddy Issues] AND 200% MORE GENORISITY! QUIT BEING A LIGHTWEIGHT AND COME TO WHERE THE REAL HYPERLINK BLOCKED ARE. NOW, HOW 'BOUT THAT DEAL...?

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bee movie script

* AH!!! A REQUEST FROM [[ANONYMOUS]]! YOU WANT ME TO READ THE [The Bee Movie Script]!? WELL THEN SIT TIGHT [[LITTLE ANONYMOUS]], HERE IT COMES!! "ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN [Flippy Joy Joy Blue Pipi Laws] OF AVIATION, THERE IS NO WAY THAT A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY! ITS WINGS ARE TOO [Tiny Sponge-y] TO GET ITS FULLY PACKET [Round Body Resmbling Felicitous Shaped Items (B)] OFF THE GROUND! THE BEE, OF COURSE, FLIES ANYWAY. DIE??? ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT A TRUE [Big Shot!] BECAUSE BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE!" IS THAT GOOD, ANON? REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU'RE A BIG SHOT!! LET'S MAKE A DEAL?!?! EAHAHAHAA!!

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It is good day to be not dead *POW You are DEAD* I am dead

EHAHAHA, ANON! [EVERYDAY] IS A GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!! BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW, [Flat as a Pancake], DRAPED IN [The Sweet Embrace] OF [[Hyperlink Blocked]]! BUT WAIT!! THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR...

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Are you with that blasted picture box?

AHAHAHAAA!!! ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON, YOU SILLY [Sausage]!!! ME??? STUCK WITH THAT [[Pixel-Imprisoned Box Of Colors And Light]] ??? THAT'S A BIG LAUGH!!!

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It was me, I pushed the person into the river in Lego City™️.

* ANONYMOUS!!! THAT'S A [Real Stinker] OF A CONFESSION!! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME [[Insurance From Spamton’s Totally Legit And Definitely Not Scammy Assurance Co. (C)1997]] !! DON'T WORRY, MY PAL, I GOT JUST THE TICKET!!! HYPERLINK BLOCKED. BUY MY [Super Safe Lego City Lifesaver™️ Insurance]. ONLY AT THE [Low, Low Price Of] EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR KROMER! TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU'LL BE AS SAFE AS A [Tiny Plastic Block In The Middle Of The Sea]!!! IT’S THAT GOOD!!! AND REMEMBER... IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOUR [[Lego City Man (C)2023]], YOU’LL HAVE ME, YOUR TRUSTY NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997, TO HELP OUT!! WHAT DO YA SAY? GONNA SAVE SOME POOR PLASTIC FOLK TODAY!?

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Frisk: Who are you? - Chara: The human is asking who you are

* ANONYMOUS!!! AND [Specil Guest Stars] FRISK AND CHARA!! WELCOME TO MY [[Extravaganza Bonanza]]2F!,! I'M THE [Guy Who Knows A Guy], THE [Master Of Deals], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! YOU'RE STANDING IN THE PRESENCE OF [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] !!! BUT DON'T JUST STAND THERE, COME GET YOURSELF SOME [Hot and Ready Kromer]! WHO CAN RESIST A DEAL LIKE THAT? NO-ONE!!! HARDLY EVEN ME OR YOU!!

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I'm afraid you've lost your signal, Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone. Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run. Oh, this will be fun

AHH!! THE VOICE [[In The Void]] SPEAKS!!! ALASTOR!!!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE [A Big Shot], DON'T YOU?! BUT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!! YOUR FREQUENCY, EHAHAHAHA! IT'S ALL JUST [Static In My Ears]!! TO ME, YOUR THREATS ARE LIKE A [[Little Birdy's Song In The Morning]], SOOTHING AND [[6 Million Dollar Monthly Installment]] AMUSING!! THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO…. him…

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Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans...

HEY ANONYMOUS!!! A PLEASURE, A PLEASURE!! EHAAAAHA! LOVE IT WHEN THE [Big Show] GETS NOTICED!!! IT'S ALWAYS WONDERFUL TO MEET A FELLOW ENTERTAINMENT CONNOISSEUR! ESPECIALLY ONE WHO APPRECIATES THE CLASSICS LIKE THAT [[Unforgettable Nightmare]]!!! SO MUCH UNEXPECTED CHAOS... MMMHMMM, REMINDS ME OF MY EARLY SALES PITCHES... THOUGH I GOTTA SAY, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN [[Just Pleasing The Eyes]], DON'TCHA THINK? SOME SAY CHASING [Dreams], SOME SAY CHASING [Kromer] BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE'RE ALL JUST CHASING OUR OWN SPECIL BRANDS OF HHHHHH[Hyperlink Blocked!!].

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*You ask the puppet if this is the underground.

OH!?!? ANONYMOUS!!! YOU SLY DOG! YOU [CATCH Me by Surprise]!! UNFORTUNATELY NO, THIS IS NOT THE UNDERGROUND, BUT A [Little Town] CALLED [CyberWorld], RESIDING IN THE DIGITAL SEA OF [[Wonderland]] WITH [Electric Blue Trees] WHERE EVERYTHING CAN GO FROM [Zero To One Hundred Real Quick] IF YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!

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what is jevil to you?

* JEVIL!!! THAT [CLOWN AROUND TOWN]!! HE'S JUST ANOTHER [[Pawn in the Big Game]]!! BUT EVEN THAT [Wacky Little Guy] KNOWS HOW TO BE A [Big Shot]!!! I HEAR HIS [Chaos] ON THE WIND AND THINK... MAYBE ONE DAY, I COULD BE JUST LIKE HIM!!! HAHAHAHAAA!! BUT NO, WAIT. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT [Party Hats]. WE'RE HERE TO [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YES, EVERYONE CAN BE A BIG SHOT! EVERYONE CAN [[Be a Big+And Have Hyperlink Blocked]]. EVERYONE CAN HAVE A PIECE OF THE [Dark Candy]. YOU WANT THAT, DON'T YA??? SO MAKE SURE TO BUY MY [[LATEST PRODUCT]]: JEVIL'S CHAOS CANDY™! IT'S GUARANTTED TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF THAT SWEET SWEET FREEDOM!! FOR ONLY 9999 KROMER!!!!

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I'm gonna kiss you. You cannot stop me, I'm rapidly approaching your location.

* WHOA THERE, [[EAGER BEAVER]]!! THAT'S A HeAdY HOT DEAL!!! A [Fire Sale] OF [Affection]!! BUT REMEMBER! I'M JUST A PUPPET, [[Not Susceptible To Human Affections. (C)2005]] AND AN APPROACH?? SOUNDS LIKE AN [INSTALLATION OFFER]!

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