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Hi i’m sorry I haven’t been very active on this blog! I’m taking a break due to recent events that happened but hopefully i’ll be back soon! :-)

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Spamton Neo x Reader Headcannons!

As per requested by spade anon I have made some spamton neo x reader headcannons, I hope you like em!! <3

💕He’s very very protective of you and will not hesitate to fight anyone who messes with you

💕Calls you an [[ANGEL]] and says you look like you came straight out of [[HEAVEN]]

💕He loves it when you sit in his lap! He’ll play with your hair :)

💕He’ll cover you with his wings to protect you!

💕He loves to pick you up and carry you! He’ll carry you bridal style :)

💕Sometimes he’ll take you flying with him and he’ll take you to his favorite spots in cyber city <3

💕He’ll let you lay on his chest!! and if you were to fall asleep he’d cover you up with his wings :)

💕He’ll tease you about how you’re shorter than him now ^_^

💕Before he was the little spoon and now hes the big spoon

💕He will treat you like royalty honestly, if theres something you want he will get it and or do it for you

💕When you’re out on your own sometimes he’ll check up on you just to make sure you’re safe :)

💕He loves to tower over you or back you into a corner because he knows it makes you flustered

💕He loves to show off how strong he is now and gets flustered when you tell him how strong he is

DNI PROSHIPPERS, TERFS/SWERFS, EXCLUSIONISTS, TRUSCUM/TRANSMEDS, RACISTS, AND IF YOURE LGBTQPHOBIC IN GENERAL

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Deciding if I should get a bootleg spamton plushie or wait until they make an official one (if they do)

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im fucking in love with him . get out of my way

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do u think he’d overheat if he got kissed

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love this funny little man

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The last time i did "y/n x canon" was with Heisenberg art (ybg dosent count), now its Spamtons turn

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to [ HEAVEN ]

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Thank you to everyone who’s followed this account and for all the attention i’ve received :) It makes me happy that people enjoy my stuff and it only motivates me to make more! <3

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YES PLZ GIVE THE SPAMTON NEO HCS ID LOVE TO HEAR EM take ur time tho :-] - ♠️

Alrighty!! I’ll start working on them today most likely :) glad to see people want to see stuff from me GHDNFNDNFNDND

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Everyone is talking about the height of Spamton and I find it funny. I'm 5'0, I haven't met people below me yet, except for children, so I'm used to all the jokes about height and I use them myself, because, why not? But if Spamton moves from his 3 feet, for example, to 6, then I wouldn't know how I would react. Because. What did you just do? Got taller? Wow. Congratulations.

I like him both short and tall ;)

I’m 5’5 (maybe 5’6 now I haven’t checked!) So i’m pretty average height I guess? So if Spamton changed height I guess it wouldn’t affect me all that much but its still weird to see art of him where people make him taller >_<

I don’t mind him tall I guess? It just weirds me out a bit because it’s hard for me to see him as anything but short ASHFJSNFBDBD and making him taller doesn’t make him anymore attractive to me :) He’s already cute as is!

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yall are sleeping on spamton neo smh 😤 /j /lh - ♠️ (spade anon!)

To be honest anon you’re kinda right!! Spamton neo is cute too and I wish I saw more content of him!! Maybe i’ll just have to make it myself :-)

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Spamton head cannons

Spamton X reader

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•If you wear a gown/long skirt spamton will hide under it if he is frightened.

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•He likes showing his affection through gifts, though he calls these deals.

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• he does stuff like this:

I receive:Your hand

You receive: My hand

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•He can get a flustered and red face very easily, though he pretends he doesn’t.

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•He loves physical affection!! He likes to cuddle up on your chest and lay his face on your neck.

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•This man has a terrible sleep schedule, sometimes he’ll be talking to you then suddenly pass out and be dead asleep.

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•His nicknames for you change a lot, and they can be really weird. It can go from [Angel] to [hot shot] and sometimes [cucumber]. It’s random.

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•If you’re gone for longer than expected, spam will make a pillow fort on your bed.

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just wanted to share a warning for those who hate spamton/kris ship, i found the twitter account of tumblr deactivated20180502 and they have drawn graphic spamton/kris art which was not shared on tumblr. if you don't want to support that (regardless of whether or not they posted that art on tumblr), i suggest blocking their account. i personally will not be reblogging their art anymore.

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Ive never drawn heart hands before, but yall can have some, as a treat :3

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The idea of spam being tall as me makes me so uncomfortable? 😭 I don’t know why??😭 I think I’ve grown to use to the idea of the man barely reaching my knees?? 😭 -Hairspray

OKAY BUT ME TOO- I don’t know why people want to make him taller tbh hes already perfect the way he is <3

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spamton x fat/chubby reader? :)

Spam with a fat/Chubby reader

Note: I hope these are good and that you enjoy them :>

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•He wouldn’t mind the extra weight!

•Spam definitely would be the type to think there’s more of you to love.

•to him you’re a good pillow!

•if you’re okay with it, he’ll jiggle your arm fat/etc.

•he likes the feeling of your body, it’s soft!

•He still likes to sleep on your chest but sometimes he’ll lay on your stomach and fall asleep there.

•If you don’t feel confident with your body he will hype you up.

“You are a [Prize . W1nner!] No matter the [Sizes]!”

•This little spam bot is gonna love you no matter what.