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don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

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Lityerses, Georgina and Ella for those who might have missed a chance to see it:”D

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When you swore to yourself you'd never talk to him again and then he text you "wyd" and you respond in 2.5 seconds

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Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

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i loved the idea of you i loved the memories of you i loved the history of us but i do not love you you are the end of it

Koven Wei  (via love-you-and-i-us)

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Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

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Stop waiting for

by Simone Baldocchi

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THE BREAK-UP CHECKLIST

Ayon sa survey, sa sampung relasyong nauuwi sa break-up, walo ay naghihiwalay ng walang proper closure at ang dalawa naman ay nauuwi sa morbid na saksakan. Bakit? Dahil hindi nabibigyang linaw ang bawat detalye kung bakit nga ba sila nag-break dahil sa matinding bugso ng feelings. 

This checklist is provided para masagot ang bawat tanong na minsan ay nakakalimutang itanong during break-up at upang maiwasan ang hanging questions in the end.

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DIRECTION:

1. Answer the following questions ng walang pag-iimbot at buong katapatan.

2.  Right minus wrong. ( Kahit man lang ngayon dapat sigurado ka na.)

3.  The more diin the handwriting, the more na atat na atat kang kumawala sa akin.

4.  Late submission will not be accepted. ( Gaya ng rejection na nararamdaman ko ngayon.)

5.  Write legibly. Kahit ngayon man lang para mabigyan mo ng linaw kung ano ba talaga.

6.  No erasures. Mahahalatang hindi sincere.

7.  No cheating. Paulit-ulit na kasi. Hindi ka pa ba nagsasawa?

QUESTIONS:

1. Ano ba talagang problema? May ginawa ba akong mali?

( “It’s not you, it’s me.” is not aacceptable. Try another stupid excuse.)

*Please provide another sheet kung madami kang dapat ipaliwanag.

2. Am I not enough? Pangit ba ako? Kapalit-palit ba ako?

( Skip this question kung di ko kasing ganda si Liza Soberano. )

3.   Kelan mo pa naisip na gusto mo ng makipaghiwalay?  

A. Nung last monthsary/weeksary/daysary natin?

B. Nung last time na nag-away tayo?

C. Nung narealize mo na meron ng mas higit sa’kin.

4.  In line with question #3, bakit mo pa pinatagal?

A. Dahil alam mong maayos pa natin ito dahil mahal mo ako. #Hoping

B. Dahil naaawa ka na lang sa’kin. ( Awa is a big word.)

C. Dahil takot ka na baka ipa-bash kita sa mga followers ko sa peysbuk?

D. Dahil hinihintay mo pang matunaw ang mga fats ko sa tagiliran.

5. Para kanino ka na bumabangon ngayon? May iba na ba? ( If wala, proceed to #9. ) Pero ang lakas ng kutob kong meron. So please specify the details ng bago mong kinahuhumalingan.

Complete name pati middle initial ng lola niya.

FB account

Exact home address

School/office address

Suking tindahan 

Restaurant na madalas kainan. ( At paboritong orderin.)

Exact location kung saan nag-aabang ng jeep.

Oras kung kelan umuuwi ng bahay.

Location ng mga CCTV sa kanto nila.

Bonus Points: Make a quick sketch of him/her nang maipablatter ko na agad. *Stick figure is not allowed.

6.   At what point ka biglang nahulog sa kanya? Explicate using Newton’s Law of Gravitation.

7.   Masarap ba siyang iVersace on the foor? Arrange the following depending upon the level of sarapness.

McDo Fries

Hawaian Pizza

Me ( Choose me. choose me. )

Jollibee Chicken Joy

Me ( Choose me. choose me. )

Ellen Adarna

Me ( Choose me. choose me. )

Yung Bago Mo.

8.   Anong meron siya na wala ako? Give atleast 3. ( Tatlo lang please. Mas masakit kapag nilahat mo.)

9.   Kelan mo naramdamang hindi mo na ako mahal? State the complete date, exact time, maging ang eksaktong alignment ng mga planeta at bituin.

( Bitch please, “Hindi ko alam. Basta ko na lang naramdaman.” is not a valid answer. Napakaprimitive. )

10.   Minahal mo ba ako dahil kelangan mo ako o kelangan mo ko kaya minahal mo ko? Explain thru essay form in not less than 20 sentences.

11.   Yung huling beses na sinabi mong mahal mo ako, totoo pa ba yun o sinabi mo na lang just to convince yourself na mahal mo pa ako?

*Write your answer in hieroglyphics or in alibata form. Feel free to choose between the two. Ako na bahala magtranslate para hindi sapul.

12.   Ganun na lang ba talaga kadali yun? Calculate the speed using the formula,

speed = distance / time

where,

t= tagal ng pinagsamahan nating dalawa and

d= distance ng feelings natin sa isa’y-isa ngayon.

*Don’t use calculator. Bilangin gamit ang daliri.

13.   Can we still work this out?

13.1 If yes, choose the correct venue kung saan mo gusto.

A. Gold’s Gym

B. Fitness First

C. Free Zumba Class at Rizal Park.

13.2  If no, sino ang mas matigas, ikaw o si Bash?  Identify using Mo’s Scale of Hardness then pakiuntog ng ulo mo sa pader.

Bonus Question:

14.  May gusto ka pa bang sabihin for the last time? You can say anything you want except the following statements,

1. “Mahal pa rin kita.” (‘Cos we both know na kalokohan lang yan. You still love me but you love me in a different way now. )

2. “Can we still be friends?” ( Sus. Pakunswelo mo lang yan. Gusto mo lang ng ka-Fubu. )

3. “Kung tayo talaga, tayo pa rin sa huli.” ( Padestinty destiny ka pang nalalaman. Tanginamo?! )

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”HINDI SPECIAL SKILLS ANG MAGMAHAL”

Masyadong basic at effortless ang magmahal. Ito ang pinakamadaling gawin dito sa mundo. Hindi yan isang special skills. Kaya mong mahalin ang isang taong isang linggo mo lang nakikilala. ( Yung jowa nga ng kaibigan ko nirasyunan lang ng pagkain napamahal na agad sa iba. Malala eh. ) Kayang-kaya mong mahalin yung hipon na lumalandi sa’yo sa chat. Kayang-kaya mo ulit mahalin yung taong ilang beses kang sinaktan kase may masteral degree ka sa pagpapakatanga. Madaling magmahal lalo na kung ginugusto mo yung pakiramdam na nagmamahal ka. Kaya hindi mo dapat ipagmamalaking dakila ka dahil lang sa umibig ka. Maliit na bagay lang yan. Ang pinakamahirap gawin? To stay in love.

Sa dinami-dami ng taong nakakasalubong mo kapag tumatawid ka ng kalsada, nag-aabot ng pamasahe mo kapag sumasakay ka sa jeep, nakakasalamuha mo sa trabaho at mga naglalabasang nakakaakit na larawan sa newsfeed mo, makakakita at makakakita ka ng mas higit sa kanya. ( Yung mas yummy, mas mabait, mas sweet, mas malaki dede, mas bibigyan ka ng oras, yung mas malapit.)

Darating ka sa puntong mararamdaman mong “parang medyo mahal mo na lang siya.”  From “hayok sa pag-ibig” to “medyo mahal na lang”. Alam mong mahal mo pa rin pero hindi na tulad ng dati. Unting-unting nababawasan pero alam mong hindi nawawala. Falling out of love? Yun na nga siguro.

Pero ang pagmamahal ay hindi lang naman basta tungkol sa ‘nararamdaman.’ Hindi ka nagmamahal dahil lang sa rasong dito ka masaya o dahil gusto mo lang sumaya. Dahil kung ganun, gusto mo lang makinabang. Nanggagamit ka lang ng ibang tao dahil lang gusto mong sumaya. ( Eh di sana nagpa-footspa ka na lang. Masaya din yun sa feeling.)

Ang pag-ibig ay isang maya’t-mayang pagpili. Ang pagpiling mas tingnan ang kung anong meron sa kanya dahil kuntento ka na kesa sa mga pagkukulang niya na pwede mong makita sa iba. Isang pagpiling hindi dahil sa yun ang tama at kailangan o dahil sa isa lamang siyang bahagi ng pagpipilian. Patuloy mo siyang pinipili dahil sa kanya mo pa rin gustong manatili.

‘Cos staying in love needs commitment.

Pero pinakamahirap pa ring magdesisyon ~*kung saan nga ba talaga kayo kakain*~

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Nothing haunts you like unexpressed feelings.

hedonist poet (via serious)

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That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.

Deb Caletti 

they love you for you

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Will: *comes in wearing a suit*

Will: Does this make me look mature? I need to look mature.

Will: *pops on shades*

Nico: *smirks* I'm not great at the "advice". Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I think lately I’ve learned what maturity is. Maturity isn’t about being a “lady” in your actions, nor having a good language or being qualified enough to deal with people, no. Maturity is when you reach to the point where you ask yourself; “who am I and who I want to be?” When you start to realize that your existence was meant to be for a reason, that you have something specialized only for you to do. And most importantly, it’s when you start searching for the answers. Maturity is when your realize that your happiness comes first, no matter how much things and people you have to cut off. It’s when you realize that your smiles and laughs must be there on your face before your tears. When you learn that loving someone isn’t enough to stop them from hurting you and it’s never your fault, knowing when to let go before it’s too tight that it could suffocate you. Maturity is when you become your own best friend, your own priority. It’s when you know what is and who is good for you and to protect them, protect the people you love. Maturity is when you know that you and only you can achieve what you want and to protect who you really are and no one is going to do that for you. Maturity is stepping out of your comfort zone. Maturity is embracing your faults and working around them. Maturity is marking your thoughts in big words and bright colors. Maturity is knowing that your dreams are worth the stars.

Know your worth.| Infinite excerpts. -JH (via infiniteexcerpts)

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The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world

From The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald (via mymanhattanexperience)