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Anyways have some Nightmare kids a friend and I made.
Cas, Ori, and Terra. also go check out their AU ;33c
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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well one of my dreams i met an angel who was in a form i couldn’t comprehend but i do remember it had golden wings that looked like the painted ones youd see on angel figures and it told me it had those because it knew humans liked those golden colors as it could tell from said figures and i said they were very pretty and then it asked if i was afraid of it and i said no and it said that it could kill me if it wanted to and i said i hoped it didn’t and it said it wasn’t planning on it and i told it that i don’t worship and it asked why i had so many angel figures in my room (we weren’t in my room we were in some weird void that felt very soft all around like moth wings or cobwebs or feathers) and i told it i thought angels were really cool and it asked “like a bug?” and i said “yeah kinda, like a really cool bug” and it seemed kind of disappointed so i told it about jumping spiders and how they were really cool especially bold jumpers and how they had these really pretty sparkly green fangs and i asked if it could summon one to look at and it came down to human form but i still couldn’t really see its face but it summoned a jumping spider and i leaned in close to look at the spider with it and i could feel the angel staring at me when i touched its shoulder but i still couldn’t see its face so i just kept looking at the spider and the angel asked if i was scared of the spider and i said no and it asked why and i told it that the spider was small and couldn’t hurt me and i told it that i wish spiders weren’t so scared and it made the spider my size and it was beautiful and i asked if i could pet it and the angel asked if i was scared now and i said i was a little worried that it might attack me now that it was the same size as me and the angel told me it wouldn’t so i pet the spider and it raised its front legs like it was about to jump so i ducked and it jumped into the angels hand once again spider sized and i said it was probably ready to go back so the angel sent it back and the angel asked again if i was afraid and i said no and it said it could still hurt me like this and i said i just couldn’t get scared i was too tired and i started to think of it attacking me in this form wondering if i could take it and was thinking of the painting of jacob wrestling the angel and thinking about touching it again but before i could do anything with these thoughts it was in its regular form again all around me and this time it’s wings were iridescent green and it had some round spider eyes and i told it again that it was very pretty and that’s all i remember
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would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper
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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man
#reminds me of the time i was workin in the ER#and very nervous parents bring in their like 7 year old cause he keeps complaining his arms hurts#anyways nurses ask whats goin on and he goes 'it hurts when i do THIS' and like jerks his arm#his parents looked SO pitiful and apologized so much#nurses note: advised PT to not jerk arm in that way.#anyways yeah we did do xray ect on him he was fine he was just discovering he could cause himself pain lol
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many of you have uncles that died tragically
#only in the great uncles#shout out to 3 year old great uncle who fell into a bonfire when grandpa should have been watchin him
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[Dream Version]
This week was busy so I couldn’t get the Fragmented Comic done 🧍
But have the nightmare version of the dream comic!! :)
Check out Fragment -> Here!
Nightmare belongs to jokublog
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Random doodles of Uncorrupted/Passive Nightmare from that one Lux comic.
TW: Character getting shot, blood/gore


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forneus........ please give me your hand in marriage .....
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happy first week of august to those who celebrate
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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.
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