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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.

Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.

our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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konzept: fic die "sommerloch" heisst aber anstatt um nachrichtenflaute geht es um analsex. is this anything

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Anon made this observation recently where everyone they know who was summoned by whistling was German, and their non-German friends were confused about this. They'd like to get some international insight.

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Ich zu meinem Mann, als wir diese Szene in Das Fleißige Lieschen gucken: Leo ist auch ein bisschen der James Bond für Arme, oder?

Er, drei Filme später: oh, Gott, du hast Recht

Sieht noch jemand unsere Vision 🤣

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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"If you're not american, why do you even care-"

US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.

Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.

(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.

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why has anyone bothered to write a kissing scene after annie proulx wrote this in 1997

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) dir. Ang Lee

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What if you and me had a little ranch somewhere…a little cow-and-calf operation? It'd be a sweet life. HEATH LEDGER AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST Brokeback Mountain (2005) Dir. Ang Lee