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Grey Clifford, 31, HMS Cheese and Crackers
Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
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So, despite growing up in Australia, living about two hours away from the Gold Coast (where this was filmed and is set), and being born in 2000 (so just a bit younger that the target audience when this show was running), I never watched this growing up. Then last week I was browsing Netflix and thought I’d watch this for the lols, and as soon as I saw this scene (like, two minutes into the third episode) I was like “👀 this is kinda gay…” and I’ve been on the rikma train ever since.
heteros explain this
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Just rewatched Ocean’s 8 for the first time in well over a month and I’ve fallen back down the rabbit hole. Ugh, this movie had an absolute chokehold on me for three or four months. Thought I’d broken free but guess not 🤡🙃
If anyone has any recs for fluffy Heist Wives fanfic I will build a shrine in your honour.
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sometimes you just want to kiss people and it shows
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Been scrolling through my liked posts for almost an hour looking for this. It’s nearly 1am. I need to be up at 9. I’ve told myself that I’d get 8 hours for the last 5 nights, and it’s yet to happen. Why do I do these things to myself? I hate greatly dislike what I’ve become. Thank you for listening.
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this video is a collection of fragmented quotes over sexy and sad images enjoy @shhxstopxyelling
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me, a year later, still on my bullshit, banging posts and pans: Lou and Debbie were the only ones not drinking in the cheers/twist reveal scene!!! ask me why!!!! because Lou is sober and Debbie doesn’t drink when she’s with her!!!!!!!
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Here to inform everyone that I have passed away.
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remembering tswift’s version of riptide held me hostage
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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. How have I never noticed this before!!!!!!! I’m choking. I’m dying. I’m dead.

my girlfriend just alerted me to the fact that Deb's wearing an engagement ring after the heist, I have decided this is the ring she proposes to Lou with thank you very much
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Just gals being pals.
WE'LL NEVER FORGET

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The fact that this happens right after Rose says, “she can take quite a lot” I… 🤭
#debbie winning the staring contest
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Same energy


the accuracy of this!
(from @imannaskie on twitter)
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Seriously, DO NOT fuck with women in blazers.
ocean’s eight + reductress
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I want to throw up. 🥲😭😭
Lou Miller is Debbie Ocean's "simple life"🥺🤧
[Not my edit, from tiktok]
#heist wives#loubbie#lou miller#debbie ocean#i've been so on the ocean's 8 bandwagon for the last three weeks or so#i haven't read this much fanfiction since i was 17 help me#saw this in the cinema when it first came out when i was 18 and didn't even notice the gay#oh sweet naivety#i want lou miller to murder me#i'm having a proper full-on gay crisis
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