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Shane from sdv in a hatsune Miku binder when?

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//Random romantic things you guys do/he does! with the stardew valley bachelors// :-)

(Apologies again for bad writing, not proof read… T-T also FYI my asks are open)

Characters: all of the bachelors from stardew valley

Tw: mentions of Shane being hungover and drunk. Mentions of being freaky idk

Alex would buy you flowers a lot.

He misses you? Flowers. You’re mad at him? Flowers. He would go and get you flowers for no occasion, just to bring you flowers. Probably something his grandfather told him to do when he was younger, since his grandma likes flowers as well.

The first time you got flowers from him you remember like it was yesterday-

"What are these for?" You say, grabbing the bouquet from the out of breath, and almost disheveled looking man on your door step. He only smiled up at you and answered. "No reason, I just love you…"

Yeah, you were giddy the entire day while tending to your crops.

You and Sam are in a constant competitive flirting competition.

You two try to out-flirt each other with over the top, and bad pick up lines… Even in serious situations.

It was another rowdy Friday night at the saloon, on the couch you sat on Sam’s lap while Abigail and Sebastian played darts.

"You know-" Sam begins, putting his joja cola down for a moment before continuing. "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber." You nearly choke on your drink and wince at the awful line.

"Oh, wow. That’s terrible. But not as terrible as how much you’re gonna blush when I say-" You lean in close, your voice going into a whisper. "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you…"

Sam groaned, then a smirk grew onto his lips. "Weak."

"You want strong? Alright, watch this." You say, noticing poor Emily walk over to grab some of the empty glasses left behind by previous patrons. "Excuse me! Can I get a to go cup? Because my boyfriend is too intoxicating to leave behind." You say, the VERY awful line making even you cringe.

Emily just sighed, looking done with life, and walked away. Sebastian and Abigail already having tuned you two out.

Sam shook his head. "Truce.. only because I don’t want to be banned from the saloon for a month again."

Sebastian let’s you win when it comes to games- any game.

You’re a sore loser who sometimes storms off in frustration, and he couldn’t care less. To him, it’s about seeing you happy, not about the victory. Growing up with a little sister, he’s pretty used to letting someone else win, especially if it means keeping the peace or just seeing that excited grin on your face.

He’ll always pretend to be super serious when you win, giving a defeated- "You’ve beat me, my mighty opponent!" and might even offer an overly dramatic bow, but deep down, it’s a running joke between the two of you. He’s fine with it. It’s not about pride, and honestly, he likes seeing your excitement when you win, even if it’s clear that he’s playing the long game and letting you win.

If you throw a little fit after losing-huffing, pouting, and trying to find an excuse, he’ll just laugh and say something like "Don’t worry, I’m sure the next one will be your win…" all while giving you a teasing smile. He just loves the playful energy and the way you light up when you finally get a win under your belt. And after all, he’s just happy to be there with you.

Shane has this thing he does called "hear me out" meals.

He spends a lot of his time drunk or hungover, so he’s definitely made a lot of… interesting meals.

These meals come from him when he’s in one of those moods from being hungover or tipsy and he gets a burst of "inspiration"

Like the time he made you try "pasta surprise" which consisted of spaghetti noodles and random ingredients he found in the pantry… A bad day for peanut butter and gravy.

But there are more bearable ones like "Breakfast Pizza" Eggs, sausage, bacon and whatever leftovers he has in the fridge.

"Breakfast of the future…" Shane said under his breath, placing the "pizza" down at the table in front of you. You rub your tired eyes, and look at the meal. "Wow… this was certainly a choice."

Elliot leaves you notes, like little love letters.

You find them everywhere, your pockets, on the fridge and even on your pillow. He can’t help it, he just wants to let you know how much you cross his mind.

One day you remember you needed to grab something from Pierre’s shop, pulling on your coat for the chilly fall weather. A little note falls you and you pick up, confusion written all across your face.

"To my Dearest, Lover- Thinking of you, as always. I hope your day is as lovely as the sea breeze, Yours truly, Elliot<3"

You feel your face heat up, and your heart starts beating faster. "Man I’m so lucky" you think as you can’t help but smile. It’s crazy how little things like this get you flustered, but, MAN, do you love him.

Harvey loves to play doctor, and not in a freaky way. (He would if you REALLY wanted though.. wink wink.)

Whenever you get the smallest scratch or feel even slightly under the weather, he goes full doctor mode. He insists on checking your pulse, listening to your heartbeat and even wrapping your finger in an unnecessary amount of bandages.

"Just… to be safe" He says, just as he put a second bandaid onto your finger that you cut while chopping your garden fresh vegetables. You can’t help but to giggle and tease him, thinking about his face stone cold serious, brows furrowed like he was preforming life saving surgery, when in reality he was just doing something as simple as putting a bandage on your finger. "Okay, Doctor Harvey~" Your words playful as he blushed and stammered a bit.

"J- *Ahem* Just making sure you’re okay… now get some rest, Doctors orders." You laugh, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Of course."

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"juno" -- various stardew valley

favorite sex positions of stardew valley bachelors, mdni, characters are 18+ warnings: female reader, light swearing, piv, oral sex (female receiving), bondage in sebastian's riordanverse version

alex

- alex is a MAN. where else would he be but on top? (this is sarcasm.) he's physically strong, too, so he can hold you up and fuck you that way. during your first time together, he's definitely puffing out his chest and getting on top of you. but I believe there's only one thing alex really wants in sex, and that is. . .

- BEING DOMINATED. alex tries to be manly, he really does. I give him credit for it. but he is such a sub, and he won't even realize it until you dom him. climb on top. tie him up. use toys. he'll be letting out sounds you've never heard before; maybe he'll even start crying once it feels really good. usually when he's on top, he tries to hide how good he feels by limiting his noises to grunts and growls. when you're in charge, though, it's completely different. but if you ever bring it up, he will flush bright red and try to deny it.

elliott

- he's a pure romantic at heart, and that means eye contact during sex. so for penetration, any position where you can look at each other is fine with elliott. he either likes really simple positions or really complicated ones, so you'll either be in a simple missionary or literally twisted into a pretzel. no in between ground here.

- I don't know why, but elliott strikes me as a sixty nine kind of guy. he likes it because you guys can give and receive pleasure at the same time, which makes it doubly efficient. he likes it well enough if you just climb on top of him (he would never climb on top of you, he's much too classy for that), but he also likes the sideways sixty nine.

harvey

- harvey is sweet. a giver. and he's in love with you. it's only fitting that you sit on his face and nearly smother him with your delicious juices. he'd practically beg for it, he'd hold you down on his face for hours and eat you out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if he could.

- harvey prefers more classic sex positions, like missionary. some of those really creative sex positions make him confused, and he thinks there's no reason to complicate something that should be simple and fun. side note but harvey is definitely also not a dom. not necessarily a sub, either, although he gets real whiny.

sam

- not really a position, but I feel like sam would do a lot of quickies. he doesn't usually have a lot of time to himself, since vincent is around and he's scared of jodi. so something easy and fast would be his go to, although he'd much prefer to have more time with you. plus, he's definitely new to sex, so he comes fast.

- sam is very much a sub. he's never laid eyes on a sex toy before--he's also definitely a virgin and has his first time with you--because jodi would sniff that thing out from a mile away, and lord knows sam doesn't have the guts or the brains to successfully hide it (hell, he can't even sneak you into his room without talking too loud and giving you away). he's a baby, what can I say?

sebastian

- not that he wouldn't love and cherish his partner, but sebastian is really lazy. so when he's feeling tired, and he usually is, he'd prefer you do the work in a cowgirl position. he likes having you move on his cock and watching your breasts bounce up and down. he can reach up and grope them in his hands, or place a hand on your hip to help you move if he's feeling a bit more dominant. his eyes are going everywhere, drinking up the image of you so he'll never forget it.

- when he's not feeling lazy, I feel like sebastian could get freaky. he's a subtle dom--a lazy one, if you will. he'll probably just research some fun sex positions and then just suggest you try them out. usually, these positions involve some rope to tie you up and get your legs or arms out of the way while he has his fun. he also probably owns a few toys, since it's easy to hide stuff in his room. he definitely has a vibrator, and he definitely likes to use it on you.

shane

- not that I feel like any of the stardew men are pure doms, but shane would have his moments. he likes doggy style because he can set a brutal, punishing pace, and you can't really do anything about it. he'll completely lose himself, content to just fuck you that way for hours on end. and it's okay if you run out of energy and can't hold yourself up anymore, because he can fuck you just the same if you've collapsed on the bed.

- honestly, shane has his really lazy moments too, but I can't see him as a sub. he'd likely just roll on top of you while you're on your stomach and fuck you that way. it offers a different angle, and he can easily collapse on top of you once you guys are done. it still gives him control, but he doesn't have to worry about holding you up (or down).

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//SDV Bachelor's and how they would react to you wanting to be FWB with them// NSFW(kinda…) MDNI !!!

Warnings: Mentions of nsfw, no descriptions. Maybe bad writing, idk I’m tired and I’m sorry if you hate it.

Characters: Alex, Sebastian, Sam, Shane and Harvey. (Sorry elliot lovers! we all know he is too romantic for that, otherwise I would’ve added him.)

Alex would love the idea of friends with benefits, but hate the reality of it. Moreover, the fact that you’re not… Well, his.

Usually, Alex would never even dream about going to the saloon on Fridays, but one day after finding out you would be hanging out with Sebastian and his friends there that night, he his jealously consumed him, therefore causing him to go in. Not trying to make it completely obvious that he was following you-

"Alex! It’s a surprise to see you here, can I get you anything?" Emily seemed surprised to see her sister's longtime best friend, who normally seemed appalled being around a bunch of drunks, enter the establishment. "I- er, no. Just… hanging out." He says hushed, but his focus stays following you. Emily lets out a laugh. "Well, if you do need anything I’ll be over here." She shrugged, and walked back to clean out whatever dishes were left. Alex turns and shifts his whole body towards the back, where you and Sebastian were hanging out. Along with Sam and Abigail, of course. Later in the night, he hangs outside the saloon right by Dusty’s cage, and you catch him on the way out. Ultimately, he tells you the FWB thing isn’t working out and asks you on an actual date.

Sam is not too thrilled to just be friends, but he sees this as one step closer in his plan.

Sam has ADHD, he is an over thinker and an over planner. Ever since he discovered his crush on you, he made out an entire plan to make you his- Which fell apart one night when you unexpectedly, and drunkenly pulled him into a kiss at a concert. Which is fine, he can go with the flow… but your flow apparently means just friends with benefits. It’s a sticky situation, no pun intended, but the blond has found himself in worse. So he’ll probably wait around like a lost dog for you, always wounding up at your doorstep in hopes you would want him for more than sex <\3 

Sebastian is cool with it.

He probably understands where you’re coming from, and doesn’t want to leave roots in the valley since he’s planning to leave one day. Yet, he’s also a horny loner so FWB works great for him. You call? He’s at your door, already unbuckling his pants lmao. But he will probably grow attached anyway, calling just to hear your voice. But if you decide to break things off completely, he won’t fight you. He’ll just deal with the pain of it in silence.

Shane suggested it, let’s be real. LMAO.

You guys were both incredibly drunk at his house and hooked up, the next morning was extremely awkward for you two. "Uh- listen, I wouldn’t be… uh, all that great of a boyfriend, let’s just keep this… friendly?" The words took a minute for you to process, considering your feelings for the middle aged drunk. And also you’re incredibly hungover. "Yeah, of course!" You smile, causing him to let out a sigh of relief.

But, it didn’t end there. You two kept "accidentally" hooking up, and well, eventually you’ve grown tired of it- finding yourself in a similar situation to Marnie. You decide to go out on a date with someone new, a date that Shane would inevitably find out about, and show up to your house that night.

"Oh! Shane…" You opened the door, fully dressed up and headed towards the saloon.

"We need to talk."

You step aside and let him walk in. "Listen, shane-" he interrupted you with a kiss, then slowly pulls away, his hands clinging onto your upper arms.

"I know I can’t be an amazing boyfriend, or even guy… but if you give me a chance, I’m willing to try for you."

All that to say… FWB doesn’t work out with him.

Harvey doesn’t get it.

Regardless on if you explain it to him or not, he’s still asking you on dates.

You two just get done going at it, and he’s buttoning up his shirt- "So, what are you doing later? Let’s have dinner-"

Yeah, at that point you two are just dating, but it’s okay because I love him.

( I wish I could’ve made Sam's longer, he’s my husband<<<3 , also hope that you liked!!)