specss00
specss00
🌲as in spectacles.πŸ”οΈ
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β€œπ”‘π”¬ 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔒𝔰 𝔴π”₯𝔦𝔰𝔭𝔒𝔯 𝔢𝔬𝔲𝔯 π”«π”žπ”ͺ𝔒 π”žπ”° 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔢 𝔑𝔬 π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒?”i hopepost as much as possible!!she/her it/itshello!!! i'm specs, i love theatre and nature and CHEESE!!! i'm an olympic cougar therian and i have Tourette's! asks are always welcome! <3
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specss00 Β· 10 days ago
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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin
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specss00 Β· 10 days ago
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can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game
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specss00 Β· 10 days ago
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I ❀️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY
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specss00 Β· 10 days ago
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California girls we're unaccountable
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specss00 Β· 10 days ago
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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specss00 Β· 11 days ago
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until i read the third tag i was hearing the most wise shit in the universe. then it just became the most insightful driving advice finally put to words, still a net gain
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specss00 Β· 11 days ago
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WAHHHH ITS SO COLD MY GOOSE TOES ARE FALLING OFF!! I CAN SEE MY BREATH WHILE INSIDE!’n
lmao its MID JULY rn, i am sweating and melting. i’d love to switch!!! SEND ME TO AUSTRALIA PRONOUN BOY
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specss00 Β· 15 days ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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specss00 Β· 15 days ago
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If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.
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specss00 Β· 15 days ago
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In these trying times I have to tap the sign once again: (courtesy of Reddit user)
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specss00 Β· 15 days ago
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this is actually legitness
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specss00 Β· 16 days ago
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specss00 Β· 16 days ago
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noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like "they weren't right for each other" or "it just didn't work out" but for poly relationships it's always "this is why I could never do polyamory"
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specss00 Β· 17 days ago
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
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specss00 Β· 17 days ago
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sorry man im all booked
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specss00 Β· 17 days ago
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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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specss00 Β· 17 days ago
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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