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A few announcements:

Do not save any of your rations, we are giving everyone the least food we can. Eat or you will starve

People have been wondering why they are being resigned to digging tunnels/mines. We believe we may have found a place to build a large hidroponics farm. It is though a set of mountains and tunneling is the easiest way to get there

We are not low on oxygen or water. We have those in abondance we are only low on food.

The food we have will last for at least a few years

The front desk opens no earlier than eight and closes no later than sixteen.

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I heard some people were complaining about the food. What do you want me to do about it? Do you want a plate of sushi? A steak? I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THESE THINGS WE ARE STUCK ON MARS YOU CAN STARVE IF YOU WANT TO NOT MY PROBLEM

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We are currently setting up a farm on the east side of the base. Stop asking me what it is I know you can tell.

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Don't let your kids play on the roof. It's not safe. WTF

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Apperently there's a cat lost in storige. I don't know how this happened ether. If you lost a cat please report to my office. We can assemble a team (it's not near the food so not a top priority).

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If you're tired just go to bed. We don't have sleeping pills. And if we did we wouldn't give them to you.

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The person selling plots of land on Mars is not affiliated with the Mars relocation project. If you see him, please contact me (Spencer, head of affairs) or Ferraro (secretary head of affairs). Or just beat him up. No one's stopping you.

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Playing sad songs in the center room doesn't make me sad, it makes everyone else sad. Your feeble protest does not effect me. ALSO: Back in the USSR (The Beatles) IS BANED

I heard we finally got someone to play music in the center room, so that's great. Whomever you are, although I do appreciate your taste the following songs are banned:

The USSR national anthem

'never gonna give you up' - Rick asley

Baby shark

Vietnam war asmr

'dancing queen' more than twice a day

'so long mom (a song for world War three)' and 'we will all go together when we go' Tom lehrer

Welcome to the internet

'the communists have the music' they might be giants

'It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)' R. E. M.

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For those asking why Mark h. Sparrow is currently chaned to a pillar in storige six, he stabbed a man in the arm over a game of monopoly. I do not appreciate the jokes about me dissappearing people.

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I heard we finally got someone to play music in the center room, so that's great. Whomever you are, although I do appreciate your taste the following songs are banned:

The USSR national anthem

'never gonna give you up' - Rick asley

Baby shark

Vietnam war asmr

'dancing queen' more than twice a day

'so long mom (a song for world War three)' and 'we will all go together when we go' Tom lehrer

Welcome to the internet

'the communists have the music' they might be giants

'It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)' R. E. M.

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Stuff we need done:

Books sorted and placed outside of storige (library established)

Everything painted.

Child care (we have a few orphans)

Sorting files

Playing music in the center room

Breaking up fights (Joe got fired)

Translating for non English, Spanish, or French speakers

Teaching people skills

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Answers to a few questions I keep getting asked so I can stop having to answer them:

Q: are there still people on earth?

A: probably yes, in bunkers. We cannot go back for them at this time.

Q: if I don't like my assigned job, can I switch?

A: if you find someone who wants to switch with you there is paperwork at the front desk you can fill out, ask for reassignment papers.

Q: why do we have to ration food and when can we stop?

A: we are rationing food because we need to make the little we have last until we can build enough farms to be self-sufficient, at that point the rationing system will change, although it will never be completely removed. When this happens you can expect considerably larger portions and alterations to the distribution system.

Q: if I had family on earth that are not here will I ever see them again?

A: probably not.

Q: what are the rules of the base?

A: they are currently being written. When they are finished they will be posted in the center room and on this blog. For now, please do your assigned job and try not to interfere with the affairs of others.

Q: are you a communist?

A: no.

Q: if you are not a communist why is the base being run like this?

A: because the world blew up.

Q: am I aloud to practice my religion?

A: yes, as long as you are not bothering other people. There are a bunch of religious texts in storige, if you would like one please request it at the front desk.

Q: why do I have to request things from storige? Why can't I just go grab them?

A: this is the easiest way to keep track of inventory and make sure goods are being distributed equally and according to need.

Q: will my right to bear arms be recognized on Mars?

A: no. We don't have any guns and even if we did firing them here would be extremely dangerous.

Q: what do I do if I need first aid/femenine higene products?

A: go to the sky rooms on the second floor. The doctors there are in charge of distribution of medical supplies.

Q: what jobs need doing around the station?

A:I will post them later

Q: what do I do if I have more questions?

A: go to the front desk.

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If you throw your rations away you don't get "better food" you get to starve.

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I just heard someone say "Scots dead, you're thinking of Steve" and it made my day.

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STOP DRINKING STRAIGHT VINIGER. IF YOU ARE THIRSTY ASK FOR WATER. WE ARE ONLY RATIONING THE FOOD NOT THE WATER. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU. THE VINIGER IS FOR CLEANING.

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Some things to do if you're done with your assigned job, scene people have been complaining of bordem.

Learn a second language

Help people out with their jobs

Make pots and dishes. We have tons of clay

Read a book

Take a walk (AROUND THE STATION NOT OUTSIDE)

Help organize documents. It's not our main priority right now, but there are a bunch of personal files (ids, bank statements, diplomas, ect.) in storige 7. You can ask for the population manifest to cross reference at the main desk in the green room (just off the center room).

I heard people have been making miniatures in the blue room

There are board games in storige 4

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Do not be alarmed when the power goes out. It will turn back on when the temperature gets ether dangerously low or dangerously high.