#gallows humor

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

*pries open your casket, smirking* Decomposing down there all by yourself, gorgeous?

[troublegoblin]

babygirl i have health problems that would make a grown man cry- yeah of course I'm still going to work what are you talking about

[words-from-a-magpie]

Ah, yes. A semi-automatic shotgun.

yknow. for hunting.

[craycraybluejay]

Sorry but bombs are the girl version of mass murder and guns are the boy version of mass murder #feminism #hashtag #divinefeminine #girlboss

[brightlotusmoon]

"Oh, honey, we're Jews, we've been through worse than this."

That came from the series finale of Sex And The City, and I had never seen it. I was extremely high and I laughed my ass off. I think I'll tell my mother. She'll just go "Oooh! Ow! Ooh! Oy" and rewatch The Producers.

[dyingroses]

[fangbeach]

"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"

I say, goodnight.

The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

[curator-on-ao3]

AO3, baby, are you okay? You seem a little down lately.

[reliquaryofflesh]

Okay, so when the goddess Isis does it it’s symbolic of rebirth, life, and love everlasting and brings about a new age, but when I do it it’s “disgusting” and “a misdemeanor.”

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

Could use a massage right about now (undergoing rigor mortis)

[troublegoblin]

i love having trauma from an alarmingly young age because when I can't remember stuff from my childhood I get to play a game called "Is This Normal Memory Loss From Growing Up, Or Do I Have Severe Trauma-Induced Memory Repression?"

[rickmctumbleface]

[ashenvein-gate]

Diversity win--movie about the battle against evil shapeshifting outsiders who corrupt and destroy society features a trans sidekick!

[likelyahobbit]

ik this meme is dead but I made this last month and thought I should share it with y'all

[lordfabian]

When a necromancer gives his favorite corpse servant a new title, is that a "dead name?"

[dancwart]

Rotgoons ep 19

Ep 19 of Rotgoons just dropped. Guess who makes an appearance? >:3

But no need to worry too much.

Dancy has been in many a sticky situation. He knows how to keep his head.