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Ben: Dude come here. You’re gay?

Jeff: What... um??

Ben: I fucking knew it, dude... You have like a boyfriend or what?

Jeff: We’re literally dating??? I don’t-

Ben: Oh, so cute!! I knew, you know how I know dude? Cause you be looking around and shit... That’s so cute!!

Jeff: I mean I don’t really have a choice I-

Ben: A lot of people would be scared here... A lot of people would be scared and I’ll name em!

god please tell me you understand the reference LMAO

ok i decided just to include the video lololooolo

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Hey y’all! If you wanna read a slender x male OC fic can you please check out We miss on purpose to keep this game alive on AO3? The author is Robin_IV I really like this fic it’s about and agent who’s sent to kill slender but they fall in love. Sadly the author is getting almost no recognition and I’m scared they’ll stop writing. So please, if you’re interested, take a look? (And author if you’re reading this, I love your work! 😅)

Sure I’ll check it out!! Every author and artist deserves recognition for their work.

And awhhh that’s so sweet of you to say!!! Thank you so much, reader!! I hope your day is treating you well <3

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headcanons about slenderman’s brothers?

hehe sure!! also sorry for being inactive for awhile guys, i’ve just been caught up with my own personal life

Slenderman’s Brothers Headcannons

They can all communicate with each other telepathically!!

One of Splendor’s favorite songs is Mr Bad Guy by Freddie Mercury

It takes awhile for him to get angry too, such a patient man

He blushed really easily too hehe

All of them scratch their head with their tentacles whenever they’re thinking about something

but Offender tries his best not to

Offender and Slenderman don’t get along much, but they’re still family and they’ll have each others backs. Slenderman is more mature and relaxed while Offenderman is demanding and impulsive.

In fact, whenever they do get in a quarrel, Splendorman is the one who tries to break it up while Trenderman just sits back and eats his popcorn

Trenderman is kinda judgemental, but keeps most of his thoughts to himself to avoid being problematic

Aaaaahh!! sorry if this was bad :-(

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How The Creeps Treat You When You’re Feeling Down

hahaha these last few weeks have been shit. also i haven’t been active for over a month and i’m deeply sorry. anyways i’m making this headcanon to make myself feel just a bit better.

Jeff

Doesn’t really know what to do at first

Maybe an awkward hug and a pat on the head while saying “It’s okay...”

He’d prefer if you would be with him in silence than you venting

If you do vent though it’s alright he’ll still listen and try his best to come up with advice

Ben

“Ben... I’m sad.”

That’s all you have to say to get his attention

He’ll look up from his game and ask you what’s wrong

He wants to listen to your problems and try to come up with a solution to everyone of them

Cuddles? You got them. Kisses? Yup.

You’re spoiled with affection

EJ

He’ll notice you’re having a terrible day/in a mood by your body language... That sigh man THAT SIGH YOU MAKE is a big sign to him that something’s not right

You don’t have to say anything, he’s going to ask you what’s wrong and he will make you answer

Wants to analize you first by seeing how big the problem is, how you’re reacting, etc. before comforting you and giving you solid advice

At first it made you feel weird, but the more it happened the more you found yourself growing as a person

LJ

“What’s wrong baby?”

Yeah that makes you cry.

He will pull you to his lap and ask what happened. When you answer he’ll bring you into a tight hug and you’ll both be there for a minute or so

Afterwards he’ll get some candy or whatever junk food you want and he’ll set up some movies for you two to watch

Masky

A little awkward at first

He’ll make you lay on your bed with him and just talk about your feelings while staring at the ceiling

Tries to fix your problems by asking questions like, “What do you think the outcome would have been if you reacted differently? If it’s too late to change the situation, how can you let it affect you from now on?”

Yeah the first time this happened you were a bit taken back. But you realized this method of advice is actually useful

Afterwards when the conversation slows down and dies, you both look at each other then fall asleep together

Hoodie

Drags you to the nearest comfy place in your house whether it’s your couch or bed, and if you’re in public he’ll sit you down

How does he know your sad? Body language, luv.

He’ll ask a bunch of questions about what happened but not to the point where you’re overwhelmed

He’ll grab your hand and kiss it and tell you everything’s gonna be okay

Ticci Toby

He’s the sweetest

He has the emotional capacity to listen to all of your problems and come up with amazing advice, even if he’s not feeling good himself

You’re his number one priority and he wants to make sure that what you’re feeling is normal and that you’re valid, he doesn’t want you to question why you’re so sensitive or overreacting even though you’re not

His advice is very good, shows all the details in smaller perspectives and bigger. Plus with all the cuddles you’ll get, it’s like you were never sad at all

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*Everyone in the mansion eating in silence*

Nobody:

Not even Ben:

Ticci Toby: So you’re telling me, a shrimp fried this rice?

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yes i made this with my own two hands and no i’m not sorry for coming @ all of our necks - mod.t

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The Creepypastas as Michael Scott’s Misquotes/Weird Quotes

I really love this show, so I decided to make this heh... Also kinda feel like Creepypastas as characters from the office but we’ll see!!

Slenderman

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Jeff the Killer

“OKAY ERGHFJFH I BURNED MY FOOT, very badly ON MY FOREMAN GRILL!”

Ben Drowned

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors!”

Eyeless Jack

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So, I am wise and I have worms!”

Laughing Jack

“Well that’s easy for you to say! You have a bad imagination, it’s stupid. I LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD!”

Ticci Toby

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going, I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation... Improvisation.”

Masky

“Well well well... how the turntables.”

Hoodie

“I am not superstitious... but I’m a little stitious.”

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Can we get some good old Masky and Hoodie headcanons

Sure thing!! You’re the first person to request something <333

Masky & Hoodie Headcanons

When it’s time to go grocery shopping for the deranged serial killers, Hoodie will text the groupchat (consisting of Jeff, Ben, and Toby) what kind of food and snacks they want and will write a grocery list. Meanwhile, Masky will ask Slenderman what he needs and will make a mental note of what to buy.

Masky and Hoodie have seriously good parkour skills. Back then, Masky would record Hoodie jumping over a building onto another building, screaming “PARKOUR!!” like Michael Scott from The Office.

Masky wasn’t used to his mask at first. For example, whenever his face was itchy he’d scratch his mask and not his actual face.

Masky has a short-circuit, he gets annoyed by anything and everything. If you piss him off it’s best if you apologize and try to avoid him while he cools off. Hoodie gets easily aggitated too but he knows how to control his anger much better than Masky.

They share a cabin near the mansion to relax and cool off. Living with serial killers can get annoying sometimes. Occasionally, Toby will visit when he’s feeling a little down.

Masky and Hoodie see Toby as their little brother. They do get annoyed by his tics and mood swings, Masky leaving as soon as he gets irritated and Hoodie just trying to tune it out. But they understand Toby’s trauma and need for emotional support, so they try their best to give some sympathy and attention.

They share a car for missions and in the back of the car they have a first aid kit, extra clothes, etc. After their missions, they get dressed and go get some Applebees or Buffalo Wild Wings.

Both of them are neat freaks. They have everything in order and get slightly uncomfortable when there’s a mess.

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Creepypasta’s Spicy Food Tolerance

Slenderman

9/10. Slenderman doesn’t necessarily like super hot and spicy food but he will eat some on occasion.

Jeff the Killer

6/10. He can handle the spice, but do you think it’s a good idea to eat some hot chicken wings when you have two slices on your face? Ouch. I just imagined him letting the cuts on his face properly heal for a month or two just so he could enjoy some good Wing Stop.

Ben Drowned

7/10. Ben likes spicy food, one of his favorites being hot n spicy Maruchan noodles and if he’s feeling a little healthier maybe some spicy curry.

Eyeless Jack

2/10. Spicy food really hurts E.J.’s stomach :( poor buddy. The most he could probably handle is probably ONE hot cheeto. Even after eating that one hot cheeto he’ll feel like using the restroom.

Laughing Jack

2/10. The only spicy thing he’ll eat is Mexican candy, and that’s not even thatttt spicy. He doesn’t really enjoy the taste of it, rather eating something sweet and sugary, so in his candy closet he has a few mango lollipops and Pelon Pelo Rico, giving some to Jeff whenever he asks cause Jeff likes Mexican candy.

Ticci Toby

10/10. I think that’s pretty obvious since he can’t really feel pain. Ben made him try the spicy noodle challenge one time and he ate it without struggling. When he was done, his lips were super swollen and a little bit of the skin around his mouth was irritated.

Masky

7/10. He really loves spicy food and can make really good spicy chicken wings. Super stingy about them too. Slaps anyone’s hands if they reach out to try to grab one.

Hoodie

4/10. You know those small peppers they serve at in-n-out? Yeah, Hoodie cannot handle them. He can finish a bag of Hot Cheetos or Takis, only if there’s a waterbottle by him. Same with hot n spicy chicken Maruchan. weak boi

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How do They Like Their Eggs in the Morning?

heh, I kinda thought this was a clever idea since there’s a lot of headcanons about how the creepypasta’s take their coffee.

Slenderman

He likes eggs benedict LOL one of the fanciest egg dishes. Once a week, he’ll cook it for everyone in the morning, making sure that Jeff has bacon instead of fried ham and Sally doesn’t have chopped chives because “They like boogers!!”. Slenderdad <3 or Dadman??

Jeff the Killer

Jeff likes scrambled eggs in the morning with the usual salt and pepper, and if he’s feeling f r i s k y he’ll add some cayenne pepper. Paired with some toast with butter and two slices of bacon and you’ll have one of Jeff’s favorite breakfasts.

Ben Drowned

Ben hates how eggs taste, saying, “They taste like nothing!” Last time he ate a regular fried egg, he made Jeff finish it for him. If he’ll eat them, it’s usually with some hot and spicy chicken maruchan. Just some cup noodles topped with a fried egg garnished with some dried parsley so the egg looks more appetizing to him.

Eyeless Jack

Okay so, E.J. can have normal food but it just leaves him with an upset stomach (think lactose intolerant, but with regular food... and people with lactose intolerance usually don’t care and so does E.J.). He likes a hard boiled egg and will eat it like he eats kidneys. The max boiled eggs he can eat is 3 and if he overdoes it, he’ll feel like throwing up. Usually E.J. eat 2 and he’ll go back to his yummy kidneys.

Laughing Jack

He hates eggs more than Ben, for breakfast he’ll only have the sweet stuff, like crepes or pancakes.

Ticci Toby

Toby’s preferred egg dish is scrambled eggs with sautéed spinach, cheddar cheese and roasted cherry tomatoes on the side. It’s one of the very few dishes he can cook and all the pastas love this dish. When he’s craving it, he’ll wake up early and start to cook while Slenderman reads the morning newspaper (aww hehe cute). He’ll cook it for everyone, and once he’s done with his dish, he gets ready for work while the other pastas just woke up and are ready to eat Toby’s masterpiece.

Masky

Masky will go for the classic sunny side up with some bacon and french toast. It’s his favorite breakfast and he’ll make sure to have it 2/7 times a week. The first thing he does when he’s finished cooking is stab the yolk with the side of his fork so the yolk is all runny.

Hoodie

Who could go wrong with an spinach omelette stuffed with mozarella cheese? Hoodie will use 2 large eggs so the omelette is thick and will mix in the spinach, adding salt and pepper. Once it’s cooked enough, he’ll add the cheese and then begin folding it. He’ll eat this dipped in a little bit of ketchup and will eat some buttered toast too.

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Slenderman: Okay, now what do we say when we feel this way?

Ben: it b like dat somtimes

Slenderman: No-

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Creepypasta Headcanon

Hoodie/Brian

In his first and second year of high school, Brian was in marching band for his school, playing the trombone. He kinda enjoyed it since he never did anything else outside of school, other than hanging out with a few friends. Believe it or not, he can still read music notes and occasionally will hum 25 or 6 to 4. Masky knows about this and will tease him by singing the lyrics to Hey! Baby by Bruce Channel, which will inevitably turn Hoodie red faced.

hehehehe scary boi was a band kid

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Creepypasta Headcanon

Jeff the killer

Jeff, Ben, and Toby know ALL the lyrics to The Real Slim Shady. It all started when all three of them were in the car for a late night drive, Toby driving fidgeting with the radio, Ben in the passenger and Jeff in the backseat. The song came on and everyone stayed silent until Jeff started rapping the first lyrics while bobbing his head. The two boys at the front stayed quiet, trying to resist the urge to sing along with Jeff.

Seconds came, and the chorus was coming up. Two mouths filled their lungs with air and then you could hear all three of them say with their hands in the air,

“IM SLIM SHADY, YES I’M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING-“

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Creepypasta Personalized Playlist 1

Side note: I’m still getting used to this whole headcanon thing, and I apologize if it’s not up to standards :((((((

*also i feel like this is trash and might delete it later hfwjfjdnfisjd

Jeff the Killer

Jeff used to listen to heavy metal or emo music exclusively but he’s grown out of it and explored some new genres. But yeah other than that, the music he listens to is mainly alternative with some underground rap and just a few heavy metal songs. He actually also likes soft songs but will never admit to liking them.

Creep - Radiohead

I’m Not Okay (I promise) - My Chemical Romance

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

One - Metallica (he will listen to this when he’s sad/angry)

Disorder - Joy Division

Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Chanel - Frank Ocean

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond (there’s a back story to this,,, whenever he and Liu woke up to this song, they knew it was cleaning day. Whenever he listens to it now it gives him a bittersweet feeling)

Ben Drowned

Ben listens to alternative and underground rap (however a different spectrum from what Jeff listens to) with some occasional rap. He really likes music with good bass and psychadelic-like sounds. He either plays music that’s fast and upbeat or slow and super mellow, depends on the mood... Ben will be very defensive if someone teases him for liking soft alternative. Also secretly likes to listen to The Beach Boys.

Borderline - Tame Impala

New Person, Same Old Mistakes - Tame Impala

Palace / Curse - The Internet

Kokomo - The Beach Boys (in his playlist for when he smokes w33d)

Kickback - Omar Opollo

GONE, GONE / THANK YOU - Tyler, the Creator

Cool Cat - Queen (guilty pleasure song)

After the Storm - Kali Uchis

Eyeless Jack

Eyeless Jack’s music taste is super mellow. He likes sad songs with a good beat. He can enjoy some fastpaced music too, but would rather enjoy the slow, soft songs about heartbreak or love. He’s that type to get surprised when he hears a sound in a song that he’s listened to countless times that he’s never heard before.

Easy - Mac Ayres

Nice Boys - Temporex

Sunflower - Rex Orange County

I Miss You - Blink-182 (one of his favorite songs before the... s a c r i f i ce)

Care - Temporex

Chamber of Reflection - Mac Demarco

Ivy - Frank Ocean

Helena (So Long & Goodnight) - My Chemical Romance (his angry/sad song)

Masky

Masky really fucking loves Frank Ocean. He lowkey fangirls over him...also a diehard fan for Nirvana. I guess you could say he likes whatever genre cuz mans also likes 80s music.

Nights - Frank Ocean

Pink + White - Frank Ocean

Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana

About a Girl - Nirvana

Don’t Dream it’s Over - Crowded House

Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol

Heart of Glass - Blondie (guilty pleasure song)

I Melt With You - Modern English

Hoodie

Hoodie’s music taste is similar to Masky’s which is kinda obvious since they’re like best friends. He really enjoys listening to music from the 70s-90s since they give him a nostaglic feel. Sometimes plays the Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack on Youtube when he’s bored.

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

(Feels Like) Heaven - Fiction Factory

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Under Pressure - Queen

I want to Break Free - Queen (did I mention that Hoodie is also a huge Queen fan?)

Creep - Radiohead

Boys Don’t Cry - The Cure

Baba O’Riley - The Who

Ticci Toby

Toby listens to a bit of everything but generally speaking, he listens to indie/alternative music. When his thoughts are driving him crazy he just lies down, connects his phone to his speaker and blasts music.

Robbers - The 1975

Still Beating - Mac Demarco

Truss me - Lower Dens

Decode - Paramore

Where is My Mind - Pixies

Let My Baby Stay - Mac Demarco

Always Forever - Cults

Dream a Little Dream of Me - The Mamas & The Papas (backstory,,, Toby’s mom used to sing this to him when he was younger before he went to bed. so whenever he has trouble sleeping he just pops his headphones in and plays this on repeat... and yes... he does cry ;-;)