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Realized I actually liked drawing Miguel and Miles fighting (yeah I don’t know why)

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I'm a little bit late but Happy Birthday, Miguel! 🎉🎉🎉

I never would have thought that I would like some superhero so much, because I have never been interested in such a thing. And here we are.

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rest in piss bitch

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charlène thinking no one knows her true face because she never removes her mask when she's inside the spidersociety. sweet summer child

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"hey is it me or something happened in there?"

charlène, probably, as she walked into sheer chaos in the spider-society as she hasn't dropped by for two full weeks since girl cannot live properly if she doesn't overwork herself with studies, florist job and spider-woman stuff (and depression)

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"Yeah, you know, just don't tell the big boss about that" "the big... OHHH, Miguel?" "Mi... mi-who?"

the only reason charlène says "big boss" to describe miguel is just because she's litterally seen him only ONCE and no one told her his name. So she just. gay up doesn't know who the fuck is miguel and i'll stand by that.

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the only reason charlène says "big boss" to describe miguel is just because she's litterally seen him only ONCE and no one told her his name. So she just. gay up doesn't know who the fuck is miguel and i'll stand by that.

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"Finally! An occasion to communicate! Okay, don't tell the boss I'm the one who taught you that but... "Merde" is the French equivalent of shit or crap. You're welcome. ...You can also call someone "tête de con", it's kinda like dickhead, although the reference is... different. A lot of insults are misogynistic though, so the language of French insult is a language that I will not utter here.

pleasedon'ttelltheboss."

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hc that charlène is so fucking bad with technology she ends up posting french swear words into the spider-society servers because she doesn't know how to turn down alexa

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want to know about a song on my muse's playlist? send in a 🎧 & i'll randomly pick a song along with which lyrics i think symbolize them the most!

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"Sorry but your friends look too cool. I need a way to make contact. MJ told me teaching swear words were a good way to bond!

Think of the possibilities, Feli.

Think of everyone swearing in French in the HQ whenever they don't want the big boss to know they are swearing!"

❝ NO DON'T TEACH THEM SWEAR WORDS-- ❞

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Charlène sending French memes to avoid answering seriously to actual questions other spider-people ask her seems like a good idea

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don't worry france is the land of revolution and guillotines. #pride

Well, that's true but isn't every country a nest of revolution in the end? Even British had some revolutions from time to time so...?

Thzneks froen being dndnice thogufh,?

Anyway! Glad to see. Potential. Friends? Around? Are we friends?

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To all spider-people (except the big boss):

I am always free to teach you swear words in French. And eager to learn swear words in languages I don't master (which are, unsurprisingly enough, a lot).

(MJ said it would be a good idea to bond with my "new colleagues", but I didn't specify my new colleagues would be over-the-top people that would be much better than me.)

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You know what, Fel? I stand by that. I have many flaws but being French is probably the worst one.

(whimpers away)

feli and who

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Charlène wouldn't make a good gf i think

yea fill it & send it you cowards.

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Someone explained to me what were "canon events". Can't remember who but now I have questions. I'm a spider-woman but I don't think I have faced canon events so far. Or does my bad relationship with my mother count as a canon event?

(MJ says it's abuse but I don't know, I think she's just doing her best and she's a much more appreciated woman than I'll ever be so?)