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Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

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this video has cosnsistently made me lose it every single time I watch it since yesterday

cw: loud

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HUGE NEWS FOR PEPSICKOS!

PEPSI IS GETTING A NEW LOGO

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE AGE OF LOWERCASE MINIMALISM IS FINALLY OVER

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new tumblr update sucks balls because of course it fucking does

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i hope the creator of aleks math dies alone and is never loved

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It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

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I am completely fascinated by this abandoned home some urban explorers came across in Belgium. It’s covered in moss, which only adds to its charm, but look at the Plexiglas sunroom. 

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The solution to homelessness is housing.

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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

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the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

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canada geese when u get too close

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amazing news all-- humanity has made first contact with another sapient species, and we just smoked those motherfuckers. even better, we looked at their brains and turns out they feel 10 times the emotions we do which means they felt 10 times more hurt and betrayed when we opened fire on them

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This is so fucking funny, apparently “war bad” is liberal propaganda now??? Yes, war IS bad you fucking dipshit.

All Quiet on the Western Front (the original book) was written by a German WWI veteran who was determined to show just how utterly horrifying, disgusting, and senseless the war- and by extension all war- was. The book and its adaptations take great pains to portray the suffering endured by the common soldiers on both sides, who didn't even really want to fight but were manipulated/forced into it by those in power. The book was even banned in Nazi Germany and the author had to flee the country because the Nazis believed the book was “anti-German” and would hamper their war efforts by showing the German people the real horrors of war.

So in some ways I guess history is repeating itself, more right-wing idiots are hating on this brilliant piece of anti-war media 🙄

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There’s liches, and lesser known is the demi-lich, which is a lich at lower power that is only a skull, but I have found it can go farther. I found a hemi-demi-semi-lich that was just a floating tooth that was feebly stabbing me with the root end of the tooth trying to draw some blood and life force.

It was honestly pretty sad to see, so I sharpened the tooth a bit and fed it some squirrels’ life force I had lying around. It immediately was able to gather a few more teeth together and might well gather a jaw soon if it can keep the momentum going, so I consider that my good deed for the holiday season that I’m sure will have no negative consequences.

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porn bots are taking on a whole new life

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I’m obsessed with this video (source)