Neil winning tonight means that we should discuss the micro expressions Astarion shows at the end of the first romance scene. The little eye darts. The frowns. The genuine breakage of the role Astarion is used to playing, before he slips back into it. That? That is why he won.
I kinda’ love that Nibbly was the Lord in Black which the fandom generally seemed the least interested in, probably because he was only really ever a presence in the last two or so minutes of Honey Queen, but then Starkid went “oh and in NPMD he’s played by Kim in a pink wig” and everyone pretty much immediately went “#stan.”
she's so fucking stupid too like the only thing she knows for sure about him is that he's already killed someone and she invites him to her home to blackmail him and not only that but mocks and belittles him idk what she thought was gonna happen lmao
Whumpee's been taking self-defence classes and working out, in case Whumper decides to come for them again. And Whumper does. Whumper waits until Caretaker goes out, then slinks into their house and attacks Whumpee. It's a brutal, fierce struggle, with blows exchanged as the more prepared and desperate Whumpee wildly and violently defends themself from the cold, cruel Whumper. Inevitably, though, Whumpee loses.
As Whumper drags them out of the house and to their van, Caretaker brains Whumper with a brick. :)