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Johnny: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.

Peter: Please never become a surgeon.

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finally some alone time

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Peter, after losing Johnny in a crowd: Have you seen my boyfriend???

Stranger: What does he look like?

Peter, in tears: Beautiful!

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colours. Next - Anxiety 𖡎

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Idk what the Statue of Liberty looks like tbh

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YouTube street interviewer: What superhero would you want to sleep with?

Peter: Uhhh. Human Torch. Just because I could make him have the worst sex of his life.

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Peter: But that place is haunted.

Johnny: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Peter, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

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Franklin: Hey, Pete. How did you know that you loved uncle Johnny?

Peter: I realised that despite the fact that I was endlessly annoyed by him, I wanted to spend as much time as possible around him.

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Johnny: We're having a moment, aren't we?

Peter: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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@feiramie oh yeah, it’s spideytorch time.

Time skip between my ‘normal’ and ‘herald’ Johnny is only about a year (if we go by the comics and say he was 16 when he got his powers and then they were heroes for four years until Galactus came that would make him 20 at the time of invasion and 21 by the time him and Spidey meet, so it is a college age Spidey in my version)

The year has been rough for Johnny and I think if he looked in a mirror, he would be horrified at the sight of his eyebags. Not much time for beauty sleep or tlc when you’re heralding a space God, I guess. (Not that Spidey will care, he’s too much of a Simp for that XD)

Ima a big fan of down bad spidey so hes gonna be a liiiittle bit of a mess here LOL (side note, do you think I should tag this as fantastic four: first steps spoilers? I have no clue)

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Johnny *on pain meds after a battle*: I love both of you, Peters!

Peter: Johnny, babe, there is only one of me.

Johnny: That's what you'd like to believe.

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*Time travel AU*

Teenage!Peter: Has anyone ever told you you're obnoxious?

Teenage!Johnny: Yeah, but I just ignored them. Haters gonna hate.

Teenage!Peter: Listen to them.

Adult!Johnny: Oh my God, you used to be so mean.

Adult!Peter: In teenage me's defence, you are obnoxious. I'm just used to it now.

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Once again thinking about Peter taking up a photography job at a modeling studio and Johnny, through some misunderstanding, thinks Spidey works as a model because it just makes complete sense to Johnny (both because Johnny can visually see Spidey’s physique and because Johnny’s done modeling himself and his perception on what heroes usually do out of costume is a little bit skewed)

But to Peter, who isn’t a model and doesn’t see himself ever being one, it just makes him more angsty about not letting Johnny see him out of mask because he’s more convinced he’ll just be disappointed

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Peter and Johnny might as well be a couple at this point with how long they’ve known each other and how much chemistry they have

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pete's just not in the mood

DON'T REPOST MY ART TO OTHER WEBSITES | K0-FI

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spideytorch goes out on a date and sue makes ben go along to "chaperone" them (to be nosy) but ben secretly loves it and starts calling the three of them them pb&j and johnny very loudly complains every time ben says it and peter realises just how much it pisses him off so whenever johnny asks him out on a date peter is like "pb&j hangout!!" to which johnny is like "NO I WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU AND HANG OUT ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. " and peter is all "yeah dinner sounds good... but how's ben supposed to get up the statue of liberty? :/"

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Johnny: Peter, I need some advice.

Peter: You need advice from ME?

Johnny: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?