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PRIVATE EYE .

I PUNCH NAZIS. A LOT.

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hot new rp challenge: respect lesbians

#PLEASE

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I’M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF , THAT’S ME , LOVING YOU

- AND LOVING BEING YOU.

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im a disastard

disaster bastard

#yea

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In my universe it’s 1933, and I’m a private eye. I like to drink egg creams and I like to fight nazi’s, alot!

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* X - MEN : FIRST CLASS . PART ONE .

note ! a detailed post containing quotes from x - men first class . ( feel free to change where it fits . pronouns , etc . this is not in exact order ) . long post !

‘ i thought you were a burglar . ‘

‘ i didn’t mean to scare you darling , i was just getting a snack . ‘

‘ i’ll make you a hot chocolate . ‘

‘ who are you and what have you done with my mother ? ‘

‘ you’re not … scared of me ? ‘

‘ i always believed i couldn’t be the only one in the world . the only person who was … different . ‘

‘ and here you are . ‘

‘ we’ve got lots of food , you don’t have to steal . ‘

‘ in fact , you never have to steal again . ‘

‘ everything is alright . ‘

‘ a gentleman would at least offer to buy me a drink first . ‘

‘ heterochromia is in reference to your eyes , which i have to say are stunning . ‘

‘ one green , one blue . it’s a mutation , a very groovy mutation . ‘

‘ i’ve got news for you - you are a mutant . ‘

‘ first you proposition a girl , and then you call her deformed . tell me , how’s that seduction technique working for you ? ‘

‘ i’ll tell you in the morning . ‘

‘ mutant , and proud . ‘

‘ hi , i guess i have to buy my own drink . ‘

‘ you did that on purpose . ‘

‘ you seem to be doing a perfectly good job right now . ‘

‘ a small slip up is one thing . a big one is not bear thinking about . ‘

‘ would you date me ? ‘

‘ any young man would be lucky to have you , you are stunning . ‘

‘ i feel responsible for you . ‘

‘ god , i don’t know what’s gotten into you lately . ‘

‘ you’re my oldest friend . ‘

‘ i’m your only friend . ‘

‘ i’m sleepy . will you read to me ? ‘

‘ what the hell are you doing ?? ‘

‘ let’s not play this game . ‘

‘ we’re having a party - and here’s the entertainment . ‘

‘ the only thing i will reconsider , is having another glass of that delicious champagne . ‘

‘ i know how much this means to you , but you need to let it go . ‘

‘ you’re going to die . ‘

‘ calm your mind . ‘

‘ get off of me ! ‘

‘ you are not alone . ‘

‘ didn’t ask , so i didn’t tell . ‘

‘ kinky . ‘

‘ well i have to admit - usually when guys ask me out , they’re not after my blood . ‘

‘ by the way - if i looked like you ? i wouldn’t change a thing . ‘

‘ from what i know about you , i’m surprised you’ve managed to stay this long . ‘

‘ what do you know about me ? ‘

‘ then you’ll know to stay out of my head . ‘

‘ i don’t need your help . ‘

‘ you needed my help last night . ‘

‘ no more hiding . ‘

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anyway here’s a hc noir switches very quickly between being in a severe disassociative state,to being over-stimulated, most of the time about to have a panic attack his spider senses had p much taken away the happy medium between feeling nothing and feeling too much , until miles told him about stimming , his favorites are ofc his rubix cube, snapping his fingers, wearing heavy clothes , petting his cat or fiddling with any other soft fabrics

#it’s real autistic hours babey !!!

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