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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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I feel like the Lilo and Stitch remake ending with Nani choosing herself over Lilo is very indicative of how modern society (mostly Americans) has almost completely isolated humans from each other and enables them to be selfish and not care for others
Or maybe I'm just insane idk
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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
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I'm sure glad Disney hasn't made a live-action version of one of my childhood favourite movies that completely misses the point of the original. That'd be horrible.
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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more

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more aftg! sooo excited for the next books to come out

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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