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Little (indestructible) Clone Baby™

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I was planning on posting this when there were More of them but I got impatient

The clips are from: the season 2 bloopers, the second portal stream, episode 23, and episode 22

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(Caps tw)

STELLAR FIRMA LISTENERS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Around 2:18:46 in the Portal video on YouTube, it is established that Trexel wears PLATFORMS.

WHERE IS THE FANART

MAY I HAVE MY PLATFORM TREXEL PLEASE?

If I can’t get fanart, I will cosplay him with platforms. This is a threat.

Video ⬇️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgFS4mWfzw0

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Marius von Raum appreciation post

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I just noticed something in “One Eyed Jacks”

“It’s always a pleasure to see Billy Vangelis’ boy”

- Jack

“You’ll be needing a new father, I thought I might fit the bill” -Jack

Was that a pun?

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Liking The Mechanisms and the Sanders Sides is confusing because TS has always meant “Thomas Sanders” or referring to the Sanders Sides. But now it also applies to “Toy Soldier”

I love them both hELP

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Quick question for Mechs fans:

How many of you are aspec? (Aromantic/asexual spectrum)

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Is This Stellar Firma Episode 47?

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Ah yes

The three genders

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I did it again lads

[ID: Two buttons meme. The top says “Hail the…” the first button says “Glow Cloud” the second says “Board” end id]

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Dyslexic Jonny Anon again (I might find a different name, idk) but I’ve got even more. This time, you’re getting what types of flavors I think the Mechanisms would like (something I think Jonny has spent time subtly learning to give snacks to the crew)

Jonny really likes soft foods like soups and mashed potatoes. Occasionally he’ll add bullets/metal scraps or spare body parts for flavor (of just have them separately for snacks) but he just really likes soft foods

Marius Is a really big fan of sweets, having grown up on a planet where most people didn’t have access to sugary food. It took him awhile to actually have any when he was part of the crew, until one day Jonny learns he’s never had a donut and makes some at like 2am for his crew. Marius never goes back and Jonny loves making tarts and cookies to leave out for him.

Brian doesn’t really need to eat and he doesn’t always taste everything, but he’s a big fan of cooked vegetables and fresh fruits. It’s part of why he has a garden on the ship. Sometimes Jonny takes some when he makes meals for the crew. Brian would complain, but nothing is ever damaged so he lets it go

Nastya really likes things like bread and pasta. Lots of carbs. She thinks they’re delicious and whenever the crew goes to a restaurant with bread bowls, they know to order multiple because she’ll sneak a few for later. Because of this Jonny makes a lot of bread.

Ashes loves spicy food. It’s become a habit for someone to bring back the spiciest food they can find on every planet they go to, and then Ashes challenges some of the others to see who can last the longest after tasting it. Jonny and Tim are the most likely to try, but everyone’s done it at least once. Toy Soldier won once and it’s the only member to ever beat Ashes. Jonny’s had a lot of fun spicing their food.

Raphaella loves bird and fish. If a meal has poultry or some kind of sea food, she’ll eat it. Crab cakes, roasted chicken, baked salmon, geese, she’ll eat it. On the rare occasion the crews spread out and Jonny makes dinner, he loves making these types of meals.

Ivy is a strange mix. She loves chocolate candies (thing like bon-bons and NIPS) but since her mechanisms is her brain, she also eats a lot of brain food. To no ones surprise, she’s got the best eating habits of the crew. Whenever Jonny makes food for her, usually chocolate but sometimes healthy food, he makes extra for himself. Because of this, his diet isn’t actually the worst.

Toy Soldier is like Brian, as it doesn’t need to eat and doesn’t always have taste buds (it has a special tongue, but it doesn’t use it to often) however, it LOVES rough textures. Whenever Jonny makes snacks, he makes sure to purposely burn a few for it.

Tim loves all kinds of food. Put something in front of him and he’ll eat it. But he especially loves British food because it reminds him of back before the lunar war, of times with Bertie and being happy. Jonny has several British cookbooks he uses regularly whenever he feels bad about being the reason Tim was mechanized.

YOU'RE DELIGHTFUL THANK YOU FOR THE CANNON CONTENT

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Because of this I have gone through my posts and tagged some as “spoilers” and will attempt to do so in the future.

“When will I learn,” i say, typing the name of my latest media interest into the search bar to look for fan content

“When will I learn,” i say scrolling through the tag, admiring all the fan content found

“THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES,” i  s c r e e c h, spoiling myself yet again via shitpost

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i havent stellar firma’d for a hot second cause ive been so caught up in Art Fight but me and a couple server pals played amogus as stellar firma characters and at one point this exchange happened

[ID: A digital coloured doodle of David and Imogen arguing angrily. David (coloured in purple) is a thin person with short curly hair, pointed ears and antennae, wearing a onesie. Imogen (coloured in cyan) is a tall, broad-shouldered person with long straight hair that covers one eye, wearing a onesie and a uniform vest. They are both standing in agitated stances, David saying “go on commit infanticide i fucking dare you” and Imogen replying “commit matricide fucking try it buster”. There is a note pointing to both of them that reads “both crewmates”. End ID]

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stellar firma good

ldkfjasd been a while since i last drew the bois, david changed a lot i like all the goopy designs of him so goopy time, trexel has not changed much because he is that bitch that just wears neon at all times

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Von Raum has a taste for danger.

"GOODMORNIG FIRST MATE D'ville!" He is chased by the even less accurate shots of a sleep drunk Jhonny. "GOOD MORNING QUARTERMASTER O'RILEY!" Apparently the immortality curse does NOT work on alcohol burnt hair

"GOOD MORNING MASTER AT ARMS TIM!"

Tim is master at arms for a reason: He has the most decent aim. Marius cannot decide if his spleen hurs because of laughter or because it's been shot off. Bit of both probably.

"GOOD MORNING ARCHIVIST ALEXANDRIA!" "Ah yes well, good morning to you too." Spoilsport.

"GOOD MORNING OFFICER LA COGNIZI!"

The bundle of wings hanging upside down that is Raphaella crashes on the floor. He finds later that his arm has been reworked to make a routine of "why are you punching yourself?"

"GOOD MORNING DRUMBOT BRIAN!" Looks like the compass is strongly set on "end justifies means". And the end of sleeping justifies stuffing your medic and thereapist with smelly socks.

"Good morning TS."

"Why A Jolly Good Morning To You!"

"GOOD MORNING BARON MARIUS VON RAUM!" the crew at large shouts into his ears

Lesson learned: invest in wax

HAKSHDKSHDKSHDJSJ

This. This is canon.

-Mod atlas

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When he calls you a colonel but your pretty sure you’re a major:

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You fix Aurora? You make enough alterations that she is not herself anymore? Oh! Oh! Space for Nastya! Space for Nastya for ever and ever!