Joseph 30 he/him? lawn mower magnate. worlds best ursarctic player.
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In theory if you took pea wet out of Wigan it would no longer be as good as gravy.
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Was there once. What they don't tell you is they the floor is sticky from, you know, the blood.
taking a girl to the club……
………..but it’s the club from BLADE!!!!
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The McDonald's ad half covering the ad for the predatory mini loan app feels too on the nose dude.
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Thrift stores have TONS of picture frames for real cheap. Just get your measurements and go to town.
So what do I do with all these prints from the con. Do I.... order frames and hang them up?
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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans
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Dear Janice,
I write to you in a time of great need. I have been framed for a crime I did not commit, and in 5 days' time, the king will have me canceled at the stake...
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[reblagging with an annoying tag voice] this guy's clearly never been chased by an insane alien before
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I hope the women who said "power on... Bluetooth connected... battery medium" is doing ok.
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Stuff really went to shit when they took the cherries out of the Haribo star mix.
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You don't know the lengths I'd go to in order to activate ursarctic polar star with big dipper on field. I am straight up explaining what a cost replacement effect is to all of those mother fuckers I swear to god.
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