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To be fair, the way this individual looked did not help his case. Despite looking mostly human, the man had a fanged tooth and reptilian eyes. Couple that with his gaunt frame and unflinching smile, even with a blade to their neck...yeah, hard to blame Zer0 for jumping to their conclusion.

"Excuse? Why, it's the honest truth." The strange man responded "However, if he's unavailable, perhaps you could be of assistance? I was wondering if Atlas had a bioweapons division and, if so, was there any openings?I have both the necessary experience and credentials, if that's a concern to lay to rest."

@splicingvaulthunter arrived at Atlas HQ

"Trespassing?" the odd looking professor responded in confusion, a sword's blade to his neck "I assure you, my only intention is to talk with Mr. Strongfork."

To so brazenly walk into Atlas - to have the nerve to treat the campus like he'd always been there.

The sword to the professor's neck was immediate. The declaration of his crime just as easy. And then the calm response is left like a bomb on Zer0's doorstep. Intriguing, but still not appreciated.

❛ Creative. ❜ The word is punctuated with a further press of their sword, a brief [ :/ ] flickering to life on their helmet.

❛ Do you understand / how often that excuse is / used here? Try again. ❜

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As Professor Innsmouth turned his head, it was revealed that the familiar face Hammerlock thought was, well…not quite as familiar as he assumed. True, he was Innsmouth, but this Innsmouth had yellow serpentine eyes, teeth like daggers and a frame so gaunt it was a wonder he still had strength to stand.

“Al?” He exclaimed in delightful surprise  “Alistair Hammerlock, is that you? By jove, I haven’t seen you since university! Tell me, how is your sister doing these days? Still single, I hope.” And an unhealthy taste in dangerous women. This was definitely Alexander Innsmouth, make no mistake.

“Oh, but we can put a pin on that topic. How has life been treating you, old acquaintance? I see you’re still a hunter. So am I, in a sense. Oh, it has been much too long. I was just about to make brunch. You should join us!”

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Well, really he hadn’t been expecting to be distracted from his trip. He was going to be going on a hunt later on that day and he wanted to prepared.

Well-stocked even!

He had plenty to spend just because of his dear Winny’s insistence but he was planning on spending as little as he could oh the items he was well-acquainted with.

So when he’d heard a familiar voice his brain wracked for possible answers of people it could belong to! Mostly people he hadn’t seen in so long. Old friends, old acquaintances

Who he wasn’t expecting was Innsmouth!

“Ah we meet again!” He placed back the item he was looking over with a hand of dismissal before heading over to the man. Excitement palpable!

“It’s been so long we really should have a chat!.. Last I heard you were a Professor are you still one? Oh well, doesn’t matter we can chat over drinks for it!” 

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Times of war are upon us

Independent multimuse multifandom rp blog beloved by Kalani. Writes for Borderlands with Mordecai, Dr. Ned, Knoxx, Hammerlock, Zane Flynt, Katagawa Jr. and Wainwright Jakobs at the current time

Also writes for Robotech, Space Battleship Yamato and more. Also Open to writing with oc’s, doubles, canon divergence, aus, crossovers and more (Just ask!)

Writer is 18+ and non-selective with roughly 5+ years of writing.

Caution: This blog contains a lot of heavy topics so be advised to go through the muselist for each warning pertaining to which character

muselist, rules, starter calls, rp prompts

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Bombard my muse with questions! Anything you would like to know about them, ask!

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@chaosmultiverse continued

The mad professor paused a moment, considering Tina’s proposal. “Hmm, I have been tasked with taking down a giant thresher before it obliterates a town full of people” He said “I should really get on that.....Oh balderdash! One little game can’t hurt. I’m sure that thresher is a slow eater anyway, right?” Innsmouth dug through every pocket of his tattered DAHL labcoat, pulling out multiple bits and bobs in search of his old character. “Diploma, no. Blood samples, no. Bullymong pancreas? Forgot I had this with me. Oh, here he is!”

With a smile, The Professor handed Tina his character sheet. The paper was old, crumpled, a little torn and had multiple stains of unknown origin but, surprisingly, it was still fairly legible.

Nahum Miskatonic

Class: Eldi-chemist.

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Reblog this post if you are part of the Borderlands RPC. Please list whether you are canon, oc or verse as well as if you are single muse or multi muse and you will be added to the list! If you do not follow the instructions listed, you will not be added to the list.

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relationship headcanons!

💕 + a character: Under which circumstance would your muse fall in love with them?

😘 + a character: How could they get your muse to like them more than they already do?

💔 + a character: What must they do to ruin their relationship?

⚡ + a character: How would they get your muse angry at them?

🍃 + a character: What would they have to do to get your muse to be more trusting towards them?

✨ + a character: What must happen for that character to get involved with mine?

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Is there a plot you’d like to see me write with my muse(s)?

Mutuals, followers, anons… it is your time to send in ALL PLOT SUGGESTIONS for the mun to either decline, accept, or even add to their wishlist.  This is also a perfect time to ask the mun if they’d be interested in a plot with your muse, too, that you’d been wanting to bring up.  Suggest verses, AU ideas, and even new muses if you’d like!  JUST, ALL THE STUFF!

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Pry a bit! Ask about the relationships my muse has with others!

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Reblog this is you're 10000% with being approached with plot ideas at random!

Of course, this doesn’t mean you have to say yes, but a lot of times we don’t know we’d be interested in a thread idea unless it’s brought to our attention!

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Ooh, a psycho. The perfect opportunity for the mad professor to demonstrate his aptitude in the language of psycho-babble. Now, how to ask a psycho to say please?...  

Ah, yes, now he remembers.

“Lather the ears with the nice sauce!”

❝  move over, meatballs !  it’s my turn !!  ❞ 

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Rules//Ask

Indie Timothy Lawrence/ Jack’s Doppelganger

oc friendly//semi selective

follows from sirens-shock

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one  step  CLOSER  to  rebuilding  the  UNDERDOME .  jack  didn’t  take  it  TOO  well  when  i  K I C K E D  him  to  the  CURB .  way  he  FIGURED  it ,  if  he  couldn’t  HAVE  the  thing  he   L  O  V  E  D ,  neither  could  i .  he  sent  his  GOONS  to  BURN  the   U N D E R D O M E   to  the  GROUND .  i  think  he’s  PLANNING  to  REBUILD  it  in  his  own  IMAGE ,  but  he’s  MISSING  the  stuff  that  made  it  GREAT …  the   F L A S H  ,  the  PIZZAZZ ,  the  PERSONALITY …  and  his   T  I  T  S   aren’t  as  NICE .                                                                                           -  MAD MOXXI  XOXO

                                                               LEAVEATIP //  as  written  by  MOX

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Markiplier Starter Sentences

Send one in for my muse’s reaction.

“I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take”

“You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably”

“Be good to everyone. You never know who might be suffering alone”

“This is the first time you and I have spoken, moon.”

“It’s so peaceful and pretty I think I’m going to vomit.”

“To infini-nope and beyond.”

“If theres anything I like to do in my old age, it’s fuck a lot of melons”

“THERE AIN’T NO BAILING ON THIS PAIN TRAIN”

“You’re not alone in anything that you’ve done.”

“O-whoa-K balls? In my face? Did not request balls in my fa-yaa…balls in my dinner. Who t-bagged my di-oook.”

“nO! DON’T DO THAT! Accoording to the colors of the rainbow: FUCK OFF! Binky boinky oinky, pop goes the fuck you!”

“I beg of you. I beg every single fibre of your delicious, fluffy body. Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time”

“I haven’t even begun starting and I’m already winning.”

“Let’s just nope off to Fuckthatville!

“Hello new world, how’s it going? I’m here to wreck everything.”

“We’re gonna pretend like that’s not a problem until it’s already eating me”

“Plant trees yo know you’ll never sit udner the shade of.”

“Hey! How’s it goin’, you friendly fuck?”

“Bing bong, bing bong, here comes my ding dong!”

“I’m back at the red dildo! AGAIN!”

“FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER !”

“It’s not like I’m trying not to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!”

“Hi… I’m sorry were you naked? Is this the bathroom? Am I coming out of the poop hole?!”

“What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever”

“No mini chainsaws up the butt”

“I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid.”

“I thought I was fast but it turns out I’m dead”

“Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn’t that how it works? Just, “BWAKAAAAW!!!” and then all the sudden you had a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork.“

“Life is just a bowl of cereal”

“I’m going to shove this ball so far up your ass your gonna be coughing up green.”

“That’s so cool!”

“I’m fubbernucked”

“What a bunch of ass baloney!”

“Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot.”

“I just thought random screaming would help me out.”

“Glass houses shouldn’t throw brick rocks.”

“Oh I’m so boned!”

“Can we do it? No we can’t! …Maybe. I don’t know, I’m not very committed to this decision, but whatever.”

“Why are there nipple penises?”

“That’s cool and all but also screw you”

“All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up”

“SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT’S BEST!”

“Cream! These are all canon now, everyone. Write that in my Wikipedia.”

“You are important, never forget that.”

“Even people you hate deserve opinions. And sometimes they’re going to have better ideas than yours. Keep an open mind to everyone.”

“Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost.”

“How do I put thrusters on a baby?”

“Never give up, no matter what may set you back, and know that at the end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud of.”

“Get your mind out of the gutter!”