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What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

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gays are too much. i hate us

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Leda drowned in a thunderstorm. That wind, that deafening peal of velveted stunning wings.

Helen’s beauty was no alabaster cameo, no white rose at dusk. Swans may glide graceful across the water, but come too close to one, and they’ll bite, break bones.

Break a thousand ships. You know. Whatever’s closest.

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Hey Nintendo come over here for a second, I just want to talk.

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im that hex maniac in x/y who stands assdeep in a swamp and asks you if you are fond of the general concept of toxins

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May everything fall into place for you today.

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i still dont like who i am but when i look back on who i used to be im my favourite self ive been so far

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The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

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I’m so glad twewy is alive again bc of the remix. I love that new ppl are getting to experience the game after so many years of it’s original release.

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*is the heathen of the family*

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me @ the moon: hello my love you look gorgeous tonight

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this lesbian really likes frogs

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A prodigy

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It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

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do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience