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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

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This is the most attractive they've ever looked. I will die on that hill.

You’re not a real punk fan unless you know who these guys are:

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5 & 6

Reblog with just TWO choices

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Okay attention idiots fandom, I need help.

I am really shipping Robin x Thomas and it's not okay. Like they don't work, but that's why I love it so much.

Like imagine the ghosts catching Thomas using bad grammar and they joke that he's spent too much time with Robin and then he gets all flustered.

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As long as dad's alive theres not a single chance I'll fall!

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OH HOW THE TURN TABLES!

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"I dont think you need to bully me today Mat..."

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Honey you are NEVER too old for an idiots themed cake.

Has anyone ever had a birthday cake based on the six idiots or one of their projects? My 21st is coming up at the end of the year and I'm trying to find cake ideas👀

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we all bounce from media hyperfixation to media hyperfixation but we retain our Types of character who we consistently become obsessed with

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Sorry but why does the Captain know about films that involve makeup-wearing, topless, oiled-up people kissing each other?

Either he is an innocent babey who glimpsed something once (likely while Julian was alive and had questionable stuff on his computer), or he has some really interesting fantasies.

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okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21. 

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(Making them obscure for funzies)

1. Giovanni from TBF

2. Jasper Mascaline

3. The policeman from "it's not true"

KMK (Kiss Marry Kill) with six idiots characters. Make it exciting 😂

@royal-rickardian @shutupmeg97 @scribe-elderho-tan @splorgle and any other of my followers who want to try 😂

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Nothing in the world is more hilarious to me than the individual ghosts' reactions to the plague girl

The more you look the better it gets, and I'm here for that.

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Giovanni looks pretty cuddlable, poor dude had no lines and ended up looking like a certified soft boi.

Elagabalus (my baby) needs cuddles, preferably from a strong, dominating man. I'll accept applications on his behalf.

Question: who are the most cuddly six idiot characters? Like through HH, Ghosts etc. I’d put it out there that, Ben has only played 1 or 2 cuddly characters Socrates and the Captain (which is debatable).

Ben: VEX!!!!!! CUDDLE!!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! (@scribe-elderho-tan)

also yes Captain & Socrates are 🥰 cuddle them

+ Mike Peabody, perhaps Philip of Woolworth, and i feel like i’m missing lots but i can’t think of any :’))

+ Adam from the Thick of It 😂 calm him

Mat: obv Thomas is one, DI Bones would def like to be cuddled, Charles Dickens, Hephaestion, John frøm Yonderland etc. i can’t think of more 

Jim: literally every character 

honourable mentions: Elder Pressely, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Pat, Richard III

Simon: drunk Julian, caveman Simon, probably Flowers?, i have no idea someone add more i’m way too scared of a bunch of his characters

Larry: all of them🥺

honourable mentions: Bob Hale, Robin, Ho Tan, Richard (yonderland), Humphrey 

Martha: i think everyone - Cleopatra and Imperatrix 😂

feel free to add more :’DD

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The Start of WW1 | Frightful First World War | Horrible Histories

I can't unsee this as the captain explaining to Julian, Pat, and Thomas.

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Also Jim Howick! My bad, sorry Jim.

Daily reminder to drink water, take your meds, and watch Mat Baynton and Ben Willbond in Drunk History.

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Daily reminder to drink water, take your meds, and watch Mat Baynton and Ben Willbond in Drunk History.