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SAVE UR SHAVE

Top tips for dat smooth feel we all want and need in our lives 

1. Trim it first bro

2. Shower to loosen up 

3. Exfoliate. Scrub scrub 

4. Shaving cream is your friend. Don’t be stingy

5. Shop around for a good razor 

6. Shave towards the root. Scoop dat hair up

7. So help me god do n Ot PrESS DoWn

8. You’ve shaved. Now moisturise. 

9. Cotton underpants. Breathe. It’s nice. So nice. 

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LET BONES BE SHREDDED IN THE NEXT MOVIE

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お前ってやつは本当に…

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I’m pretty sure this is canon

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McKirk-Tober Masterlist

(I don’t have a banner or anything for this so the gif of leaves will have to do (not my gif btw))

So, way back nearly a year ago, I went on winter/Christmas McKirk adventure called A Very McKirk December. This year, I am going on a new one. 

McKirk-Tober is a celebration of the Autumn season. Each day a new McKirk fic will be posted that revolves around a theme I picked for the day. From the monsters and mythical creatures that we love to watch on films and dress up as to the little activities that we do that make the season special. 

When the idea for this came to me back in March, the idea was to originally just do the monsters (vampires, werewolves…) that we see during the Halloween/Autumn season. A problem came up when I realized there really are only a handful of those. As the weeks passed I then tossed in more mythical creatures and, when I wasn’t happy with some of those, I swapped out more and tailored it more to the season, adding in more little activities and such that happen during October. 

With all of that said, here are the fics!! Below are all tumblr postings, but you can also find them on Ao3! (Warnings are posted on each individual fic!!!!!!!!)

Enjoy! ♥

McKirk-Tober

Day #1 : Devil’s Snare 

♦ Jim and Bones have a run-in with a deadly plant

Day #2 : Faeries 

♦ Leonard has a favorite place to go and relax…or maybe it’s because of the pretty blond that’s always there

Day #3 : Werewolves

♦ Jim gets a new pet…housemate…errr

Day #4 : Apple Orchard 

♦ How much does the employee discount cost?

Day #5 : Selkie

♦ Jim participates in a McCoy family tradition

Day #6 : Mummy

♦ The discovery of a lifetime is made.

Day #7 : Bogeyman 

♦ Every old story is built on a truth.

Day #8 : Pumpkin Carving

♦ Leonard discovers a new fact about his roommate.

Day #9 : Ghosts

♦  “He didn’t believe in any of that spiritual garbage that people try to hawk on gullible citizens.”

Day #10 : Haunted Forest

♦ The Hoia-Baciu lives up to it’s reputation.

Day #11 : Grim Reaper 

♦ The favored gain a favor.

Day #12 : Corn Maze

♦ - or in which Leonard finds a new hatred and a new love in the span of two hours.

Day #13 : Merpeople 

♦ It felt like the right thing to do…

Day #14 : Hidebehind

♦ Camping rules*!!! [*sucks!!!]

Day #15 : Mediums

♦ A question that has plagued humanity for centuries finally has an answer

Day #16 : Leaf Piles

Day #17

Day #18

Day #19

Day #20

Day #21

Day #22

Day #23

Day #24

Day #25

Day #26

Day #27

Day #28

Day #29

Day #30

Day #31

My Fic Masterlist

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Opening up a debate because I need to know:

After Tarsus, do you think Starfleet pumped Jim so full of different treatments and drugs that his body is basically immune to everything they’ve encountered (barring allergies), and therefore he rarely gets sick?

Or do you think that because of Tarsus, and the resulting physical trauma and malnutrition, Jim has a weakened immune system and catches colds and flues pretty easily, but Bones makes sure he’s always up to date on vaccinations, so he’s usually ok the more major stuff?

Aaaaand discuss.

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“I always assumed he’d be–”                     “–a Vodka guy, exactly.”

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Here’s a lazy sketch of TOS!Kirk wooing AOS!Bones

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Bones McCoy is a gift from god

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he’s 17!!!!!!

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Star Trek. Jim and Bones (McKirk). Lazy morning cuddles while watching stuff on the PADD.

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I AM WATCHING METAMORPHOSIS AND I AM SCREAMING

AN ALIEN LIFE FORM IS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN

THE MAN FOUND IT OUT AND IS UPSET ABOUT IT

AND BONES JUST GOES

BONES

HOW WOULD YOU GET USED TO “THOSE THINGS” AKA A HUMAN/ALIEN RELATIONSHIP

UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING KIRK’S AND SPOCK’S FOR YEARS

AQASHGDJHDGDASJKASJKCHASJKFHJKSDFH

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insp.   

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Bones found a sleeping captain in the ready room.

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this is literally all i could think about during this scene in the first ep of Discovery.

Bad things happen in the Learning Pit.

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same ship, different day.