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bruh

I don’t care if the evidence points to Vulcans getting intoxicated from some kind of sugar and not chocolate itself

they are a fictional race and Vulcans getting drunk on chocolate is so fucking fun

so. Vulcans get drunk on chocolate, and get cold super easily, and I don’t care how much you analyze the canon and try to say otherwise because cold vulcans and chocolate drunk vulcans are so fucking fun, and that’s what I like

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“Are you pulling my leg?” “Malcolm, you’re just such an easy target”

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This took me forever but there, it’s fixed :D This is the only acceptable way for that scene to end.

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Shran picture spam :)

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http://tng.trekcore.com/episodes/

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star trek voyager + text posts

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ROM: Much. You know, Moogie, it really would mean a lot to Quark if you imprint that confession. ISHKA: He’s made that quite clear. ROM: I know he can be headstrong and overbearing, not to mention mean and insulting and rude, but he’s not all bad. He works hard. You should see the bar. It’s thriving. ISHKA: I’d like to, but Ferengi tradition doesn’t allow females to travel. ROM: Quark doesn’t make the rules. ISHKA: He just lives by them. ROM: Like a good Ferengi. ISHKA: Like an unenlightened Ferengi.

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SpockFact #91

Since Vulcan children receive real gold coins instead of chocolate for Hanukkah, Spock never tried gelt until celebrating Hanukkah on Earth at Starfleet Academy. None of the Jewish humans believed him when he said he’d never had gelt before, until they were able to observe the effects of chocolate on Vulcan physiology firsthand.

(by @bluespock)

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Woooow!! Whoever made this is talented as fuck!!

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oh, when i lift you up you feel like a hundred times yourself i wish everybody knew what’s so great about you

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Kirk: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?

Bones: Well, sometimes I have the feeling that I should do crack cocaine, but then I think, ‘Mmm, better not.'

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star trek au where everything is the same but shrek is there

@neighborhoodghostboy, circa dec. 29th, 2016 (via seraphoria)

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SPOCK I AM SCREAMING

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I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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Reasons I've been posting so many selfies on social media

1. I'm cute 2. I want her to know she fucked up 3. I'm trying to convince myself I'm okay

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