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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Wishing all BDSM kinksters some restrained summer fun this season

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Was thinking about the flower crown moment dashcon 1.0 had but maybe that's a vibe that belongs in the past idk

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Cobbled a garter top out of three lingerie pieces from the thrift. Inspired by the D&G garter top pictured above. This damn heat is melting me into a white goth!

Og components below the cut ✂️

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For all your heatwave needs

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subtlety who?

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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fluttershy tries soju

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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one thing about me is that i am the polar opposite of chill on the dance floor i am extremely unchill social anxiety is afraid of me i dont give a fuck if someone records me and makes fun of me online because ive met all the right people in real life while acting like a total maniac on the dance floor

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Chappell Roan backstage at the Primavera Sound Festival

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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Two trekkies having serious conversations