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Guys I found the real author of the Journals!

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The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

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What she says: I’m fine

What she means:  In one episode of The Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy’s dad stops wearing pants because as he explains, “Pants are for squares.” Was he referencing SpongeBob SquarePants? And another Fairly Odd Parents episode involves Timmy meeting the king of Atlantis, who says that he once ate an underwater squirrel. Holy shit, was that Sandy, or at least one of her relatives? In fact, an episode of Jimmy Neutron where Jimmy was swimming in the ocean showed a pineapple on the ocean floor. Was that another SpongeBob reference? We already know that Jimmy Neutron and The Fairly OddParents had a couple crossover specials. And remember when the Rugrats met the Wild Thornberrys? Or when iCarly and Victorious met up at Kenan Thompson’s house? Or when a Crash Nebula video game was seen in an arcade in Danny Phantom? Or when Drake and Josh’s nerdy friends Craig and Eric appeared at a convention to see iCarly? What about all those video games where multiple Nicktoons join forces to fight evil? Does this mean that all Nickelodeon shows exist within the same universe?

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Let’s talk about Mrs. Puff..

alright. I think y’all get the general idea of this one. The tired, possibly high, teacher, who’s trying her best and needs to retire. Her LEAST favorite student, SpongeBob, has gotten her arrested mulitiple times. how does she do it, you may ask. WHO IS BAILING HER OUT. WELL. I’LL TELL YOU. MR. KRABS. THE ORIGIN OF THIS ALLIANCE IS STILL BEING LOOKED INTO, BUT MR. KRABS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD AFFORD SUCH A THING. AND THE FACT HE HATES SPENDNING MONEY? IT’S A COVER. TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE IS CONSTANTLY SPENDING MONEY ON THE “SECRET” INGREIDENT FOR KRABBY PATTIES. (THAT WILL BE ANOTHER POST) Mrs. Puff plays a role in all this as well, being why he always bails her out. more on this will be reavealed soon.

hmm

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THIS IS NOT A THEORY. IT IS A PSA

Mermaid man and Barnacle boy are a gay couple. this isnt a gay ship for the sake of being gay. IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR STICKY CHILD FACES I MEAN COME ON (also if you wanna colaborate to write a fanfic slide into my messages)

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Genetics: the hidden cannibalism  you never knew about

Remember spongebob’s mother and father? They were cookies, and while some may argue that they are dried up sponges, they are literally at the bottom of the ocean.

If you recall learning about genetics, then in this situation, being a cookie would be the dominant gene for his family, while being a sponge was ressesive. So, remember spongebobs grandma? She was also a cookie, and she loved to bake cookies. What does this mean? Well, since both spongebobs parents had the dominant trait to be cookies, they had to at least been a carrier of the sponge trait. So what does this mean for our spongey boi? That’s right, indirect cannibalism.