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3000 followers? That's insane!!

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SpongeBob was brainwashed.

In an episode called "Squilliam Returns” SpongeBob erases his brain so that he only knows about fine dining.

so the theory is that while he was erasing his mind, he never recovered. Which is why he only knows how to make a Krabby Patty and how to breathe.

Right after season 3 ended it's clear that SpongeBob had changed drastically:

He seems more stupid and this is because he has to learn everything all over again. The only reason he knows his name is because people call him that.

In the episode Squidward tells SpongeBob to “empty his mind” and gives him a book to learn fine dining in 20 minutes. SpongeBob does exactly what Squidward tells him to and then we are taken inside SpongeBob’s head to see tiny SpongeBob’s destroying everything he has ever - leaving only the knowledge of fine dining.

After Squilliam is being served by SpongeBob, he asks SpongeBob what his name is and he doesn’t know.

His mind is all over the place and he begins to turn crazy. Little SpongeBob’s are frantically searching for his name because he doesn’t know anything except fine dining.

And of course when the next episode aired we all believed that it's a new storyline and everything is back to normal..

But what if that's not the case?

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Thank you so much for 1000 followers🤧!!

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The Krusty Krab is actually a crab trap.

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"The secret box" and "The donut of shame" are connected.

"The Donut of Shame" and "The Secret Box," are connected. In the first episode, Patrick wakes up in SpongeBob's kitchen after having passed out on the ceiling, where the two had been partying the night before. -most people wouldn't want to keep photos of themselves in that state

However, it's very possible that Patrick had exactly that in his secret box. SpongeBob spends almost the entire "Secret Box" episode trying to find out what Patrick keeps in there, only to get fooled into thinking it's just a piece of string. But when Patrick is alone again, he pulls the string to reveal a secret compartment where he's kept an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob from a party.

Other than to laugh at how ridiculously drunk SpongeBob must have been, why would Patrick keep a photo like that unless he intended to use it as blackmail in the future?

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Squidward died in SB-129

In an episode called "SB-129" (first season) Squidward accidentally gets frozen for 2000 years, finds a time machine, and gets transported to a place known only as "nowhere."

In the process of finding himself in "nowhere," the time machine malfunctions. "Nowhere" actually becomes somewhere—

 Squidward actually died when the time machine went haywire and that the "nowhere" was Purgatory, the waiting room of the afterlife.

So in effect, the Squidward from the first season was replaced with another Squidward when he wishes for the time machine to take him back to his own time.

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Squidward doesn't have a nose - It's a penis.

According to Stephen Hillenburg, Squidward is actually an octopus.

 he's classified as a cephalopod, distinctive because of their bulbous heads and many tentacles.

However, there is another feature that seems significantly out of place: his nose.

Squidward's nose is actually his penis, hence why he never feels the need to wear pants—despite most other characters on the show doing so.

Squids (and octopi) have their reproductive organs in their head, very near to their beak. Hence Squidward's "beak" is actually his penis.

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Nuclear Testing

The show takes place in Bikini Bottom, a fictional undersea community located underneath a real-life isle called Bikini Atoll.

Back in 1946, Bikini Atoll was used by the United States as a site for nuclear testing. Numerous bombs were set off there over the years; a particularly notable one called "Baker" was detonated 27 meters underwater.

This theory states that SpongeBob and his friends are all so bizarre because they are the results of these nuclear tests.

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SpongeBob is a tampon.

Think about his backstory: SpongeBob moved away from home at 13 to pursue a career as a fry cook at The Krusty Krab.. the more you think about it, the more disgusting it gets..

Anyway, he begins working in Bikini Bottom. I know this sounds like a shitty pun but hang in there..

The Krusty Krab makes its burgers out of seafood. We're all made to believe that the restaurant is named after it's owner, which is likely true, but it's normal to assume that it also serves burgers made out of actual crab meat. Hermit crabs regularly eat each other, why the fuck would a tampon apply for this job? He's never gonna get promoted? Why the fuck is he working at a cannibalistic restaurant?

But wait it all makes sense! the dirty vagina of Bikini Bottom must also have crabs. Why else would a crab serve up the crabs Mr Tampon had made?

This could also explain Mr Krab's personality. He is an annoying, angry bitch of this vagina leaving everyone who interacts with him feeling sore and pissed off. But not SpongeBob, because SpongeBob is a tampon and tampons can't get crabs. He never gets frustrated and remains positive whenever he interacts with Mr Krabs. He, as a tampon, is immune to getting crabs unlike everyone else around him.

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Fucking hell, I'm a sponge.

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Whenever I find shit like this in my gallery I begin to wonder whether my mental health is slowly declining

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we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

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Yo that's actually so smart

WHAT

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Okay, either Spongebob is a camboy, or he’s got 17 sugar daddies on the side. Both are possible tbh what a twink. But really, Mr Krabs is paying him less than $.25 a year, how else he fucking afford all the shit he’s constantly getting. Wake up people.

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Heres another, are they doing this all morning? Its great

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Forcefeeding yourself depressing tunes to further fuel your already existing depressed mind

THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY

BLEGH

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Let’s talk about Mrs. Puff..

alright. I think y’all get the general idea of this one. The tired, possibly high, teacher, who’s trying her best and needs to retire. Her LEAST favorite student, SpongeBob, has gotten her arrested mulitiple times. how does she do it, you may ask. WHO IS BAILING HER OUT. WELL. I’LL TELL YOU. MR. KRABS. THE ORIGIN OF THIS ALLIANCE IS STILL BEING LOOKED INTO, BUT MR. KRABS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD AFFORD SUCH A THING. AND THE FACT HE HATES SPENDNING MONEY? IT’S A COVER. TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE IS CONSTANTLY SPENDING MONEY ON THE “SECRET” INGREIDENT FOR KRABBY PATTIES. (THAT WILL BE ANOTHER POST) Mrs. Puff plays a role in all this as well, being why he always bails her out. more on this will be reavealed soon.

hmm