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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction
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syd being in his apartment for the first time had him geeking sooo bad

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see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.
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we're getting movies with like 4 sequels each and tv shows that are a couple seasons long WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT
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#I’ve never had locks on any of my bedroom doors#but I did accidentally look myself in the bathroom a few times so maybe that’s for the best
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because they all love and hate each other to varying degrees like patrick loves tennis and tashi and art but art the most and art loves tennis and patrick but he loves tashi the most and tashi loves tennis the most but none of them can have the thing they want most so they use one another to get closer to it and in the aftermath end up resenting each other for what could have been
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic
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kate: exists anthony: 😍
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THE BEAR || S1E3: Brigade / S3E9: Apologies
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Wait, so what was the best one? Best what? Best meal you ever had. Yeah, it was, it was Carmy's.
THE BEAR (3.01)
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rewatching the tsunami eps (mistake) and the thing that guts me harder than anything is watching eddie's reaction as buck fumbles through his words trying to explain the unimaginable horror of losing christopher. guzman really ate those 10 seconds up. like you can SEE the way he cycles through fear disbelief bone crushing grief his soul leaving his body as his best friend tries to tell him the worst thing he ever could - and there's a flinch in there when buck's guilt bubbles over, like he's already bracing himself to have to muster forgiveness bc w/o it he knows buck will shatter. insane. he can't even look buck in the eye. how could he. he's shattering and it's everything at once but he just absorbs it instead of lashing out or saying anything he just lets it quietly bury him
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i need him covered in blood (mostly not his) while i sit on the bathroom counter and he stands between my legs and i inspect and clean his wounds btw
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palestinian culture isn't something for you to "consume". buying as many "palestinian themed" things as possible isn't being an ally. please focus on real life decolonization rather than being a performative ally. pay attention whether you are actually appreciating the culture or just consuming it for your own self interest and gain.
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