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What the fuck lmao.
Sometimes you just gotta have that milkshake, all of it, at once.
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A Denny’s Haiku
Nachos don’t tell lies. Pancakes do not cause drama. Food is your soul mate.
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YESSS
Black Ops 3 - First Person with Game Surfaces
Black Ops 3 – First Person with Game Surfaces
The first Black Ops 3 copy has surfaced. The game appears to have come from the limited edition PS4 bundle. More info to come shortly.
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Forensic Alcoholic
You can add ‘Forensic’ before any job title to make it sound cooler.
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Pet Peeve #4
Pet Peeve #4: Hair Color. Alright one thing I can not stand is whem someone dyes there hair and there eyebrows don't match. You can't be going around with blonde ass hair and then jet black fucking eyebrows. You look dumb asf And it's kinda trashy. I see whore wear it like that. Either this or I'm just judgemental. Eitherway. Save your soul. Don't do this.
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WHEN MY MANAGER SAYS THAT HE NEEDS TO SEE EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN IMMEDIATELY
I’M JUST LIKE:
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WHEN TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT THE TABLE TELL YOU TO RUN THEIR CREDIT CARD FOR THE BILL AND TELL THE OTHER PERSON TO PUT THEIR CREDIT CARD AWAY AND I’M JUST AWKWARDLY STANDING THERE

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WHEN I’M ALREADY IN THE WEEDS AND SOMEONE PAYS WITH A $100 BILL FOR THEIR $14 BILL
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favorite lyrics per album: BLURRYFACE - Twenty One Pilots
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Pet Peeve #3
Pet Peeve #3: Unwashed Hair. Ew. This strange disease affect 90% of American teens. It's disgusting, I knoe some bitches you can fucking cook an egg with. Egghead. But seriously, how hard is it to wash your hair? Please have hygiene and self pride jesus christ.
#pet peeve#unwashed#dirty#smell#grimey#hair#stop#nasty#disgusting#greasy#ass hair#school#promblems#teenager#disease
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Anyone wanna do kara-yolky this weekend?
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Basically
if you’re nervous about holding someone’s hand for the first time, it’s ok. just put some bacon in your hand. then when your crush goes to take it, hold their hand forever and never let go.
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