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I hope you folks are as excited for Artfight as I am! Feel free to check out my characters here. Drink water, vote responsibly, and have fun!

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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oh mein gott zees is ein cave full of posterebloggen

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

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me: *has the audacity to so much as think about dragons*

headmate I've never met before: hi hello hi yes hello hi!

me: ........

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"Be Gay, Do Crime"

Poster spotted in Naarm / Melbourne

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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I was watching a group of music-themed magical girls fight a Monster of the Week. They were losing, and asked me to help because "(their) song isn't powerful enough."

I defeated the bad guy by playing that one Korn x Skrillex song.

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I was a ghost with this other ghost dude, ghosts could only interact with things that are dead, so we shot a record player to “kill it” so we could listen to music.

It worked.

We then went on a murder spree so we weren’t bored in the afterlife.

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oh to be a beautiful anime girl...

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I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

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Manifesting 🙏

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

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Everybody must die

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transfem magical girl anime about 6 best friends who use their newfound powers for love, friendship, and to go back in time to kill ronald reagan

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I’m getting closer to committing acts of violence every day.

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