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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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conversations with my sisters cat

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If you want to know something embarrassing about me it’s that I cried at Defying Gravity when I saw Wicked at 16

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“It’s a 2-way street” says a rep from Maine, on declining Canadian tourism numbers. It’s funny how these people are so blindly ignorant of what’s happening in their country. And why Canadians don’t love you anymore.

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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David Herzog

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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her: this pussy gonna DEVOUR that cock

me: *so scared I hide in a replica of the Trojan Horse for 50 years*

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Views from the office

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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Opalised dinosaur femur. Registration no. P 208014.

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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that