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Happy Halloween!

I am going to celebrate with a roast chicken, I slaughtered the rooster that was getting bullied because it was causing issues

The process of cleaning it is longer than I expected it to be

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So I woke up and found out what the hell is happening to the smaller rooster

The bigger rooster is CANNIBALIZING IT. It is tearing out feathers and eating pieces kf its skin and the cowl (That's what that red part is called right?) And generally beating the shit out of it?

I have to assume this is a very, very bad thing? Should I seperate them? Should I just kill the small one for meat? Like I didn't think roosters could be so vicious!

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Do you have a generator? And firewood? I am mildly concerned because winter is coming and I don't know how prepared you are

Oh should I get one??? That sounds like a good idea, Michigan winters are the worst and the UP is gonna be even worse I do have a good pile of firewood though! The cabin has a wood furnace

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Fed the chickens today and picked up a few eggs and one of the roosters looks a little rough? I looked at him as best I could but it seems like something was just picking at him?

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"How hard can chickens be" says the city slicker

Get to me in a week and we'll see how easy they are

Okay rude

Come on they're CHICKENS! Cute adorable chimkin! What is the craziest thing they can get up to? Being fluffy?

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I have been getting incredibly tired of driving into town and back, and spending all that gas money, and all that so I'm going to try and increase the size of my garden for next year and I got some chickens

I got 5 hens and 2 roosters, so I should have plenty more chickens coming out to grow too!

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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"Meanwhile in Tucson"

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Hahaha sooooo f7nny story, I maaayyyy have had my signal fucked for a while. I didn't anticipate having so many issues with it and the only way to get signal to try and get them to fix it is to drive an hour into town. I haven't actually talked to any of my neighbors but I'm gonna try and visit a couple of them if I can to ask how they solve this problem.

Man I really am a city slicker at heart huh? I've been struggling hard with this. I'm not like, dead or possessed or anything though, promise.

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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

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Finally got a stable connection set up! Let's goooo

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I mean I checked!

Me and my best friend when we were like, 14 made out to check to see if we were gay because we were always being made fun of for being gay. If we felt something, then that must mean we were gay. I'm not gay, he has a husband now and is starting the process to adopt.

Happy Pride Month!

I'm not LGBT myself (trust me I checked) but y'all are the coolest community ever and I was always happy to serve you at the Maccies. Also you have like the coolest fuckin senses of style like I wish I was able to pull all that off.

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Happy Pride Month!

I'm not LGBT myself (trust me I checked) but y'all are the coolest community ever and I was always happy to serve you at the Maccies. Also you have like the coolest fuckin senses of style like I wish I was able to pull all that off.