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This radio plays radio stations from wherever the white stick triangulates on the globe

https://www.rs-online.com/designspark/judes-radioglobe-vlog

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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Anastasia Trusova — “Through The Walls”, 2020

Acrylic on linen (70 x 70 cm)

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Yknow I thought you were cool at first, I like trains and public transport is important.

But I highly encourage you to rethink your anti-military statements. Because when the next war rolls around, people like you are going to be the reason morale and draft numbers are so low. And trust me, when America loses, it won't be fun for you.

Just like every other American war of the past 60 years, the next one will just be an excuse to kill a million brown people on the other side of the world, I want America to lose that. Imperialism is bad actually

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fabio in a span of 15mins: crashed, dislocated his shoulder, argued with the marshals to get his bike back then one of the marshals popped his shoulder for him and now he’s back on track like nothing happened

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Stronger out of spite

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Tomato Oddish.

Grab yourself a print here

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Delicious in dungeon is like if they made that one iguanamouth drawing about cooking and eating mr. mimes into a whole show. And it was awesome

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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roundabout

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“The graceful gesture of a queen’s hand at the ephemeral moment she points out a marsh fowl to pharaoh Akhetaten during a hunt. Her fingers show the artist’s keen use of perspective, breaking away from the rigid posture of Egyptian art. Limestone fragment, Amarna temples 1353–1336 B.C.” (via Michel Lara on twitter) 

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before concert ~

Ref : Helmut Newton Woman into Man, 1979

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who’s an artist (openers included of course) you saw live and were just fully in the moment and loved how good they were? reblog and share in the tags if you wish

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead